The Harmonica-bot, shown here, let you play the blues in any situation. “Mamma, I’m chained and broken, but I gots me a clean hat…gave me a music box, next they’ll be beating me with a bat…love em and leave em, never let em see ya…take it to the river, and blow a sweet tune.. And the colored girls sing – doo da doo da doo da doo doo doo doooooo.”
The Catholic Church, in collaboration with the good folks at NASA bring you the Archbishop 5000; Delivering salvation to you in record time without the annoying Sunday Mass to attend.
The spectators and sponsors were totally horrified after Carl’s battlebot took control of its own remote control and shoved an opponent down his throat on Tuesday.
Immediately after the “lip pinching affair” as it had become to be known by the NAACP, all white law enforcement robots had to watch their asses because of the actions of a few bad apples. The Mexican remote vacumn and lawn mowing robots were unaffected by the incident.
October 11th, 2005 at 2:28 pm
The Harmonica-bot, shown here, let you play the blues in any situation. “Mamma, I’m chained and broken, but I gots me a clean hat…gave me a music box, next they’ll be beating me with a bat…love em and leave em, never let em see ya…take it to the river, and blow a sweet tune.. And the colored girls sing – doo da doo da doo da doo doo doo doooooo.”
October 22nd, 2005 at 7:48 pm
I miss my old dentist.
October 12th, 2005 at 9:41 pm
“Good boy! Now roll over!”
October 9th, 2005 at 11:57 pm
Raheem wondered if there wasn’t a better way to repay his student loans than being a robot’s submissive little ho’
October 8th, 2005 at 7:41 pm
Rodney King just can’t seem to break the cycle as LA’s newest robot cop starts the rectal search at the wrong end…. film at eleven
October 9th, 2005 at 8:51 pm
Robot weed is so powerful, most humans have to take precautions before trying it.
November 1st, 2005 at 4:36 pm
The newer robots have no perception of the “smell my finger” game
October 5th, 2005 at 10:05 pm
Machine Equipment: $600
Rope to tie his hands: $6
Trailer to tie his hands to: $10,000
Shoving Tiger Woods’ balls down his throat… priceless.
October 6th, 2005 at 11:16 am
“What? Munition chips?? Crap…I thought you said to use dentition chips in the new robots!”
October 21st, 2005 at 5:53 pm
Gary Coleman soon rued the day he gave up model trains for an Erector set.
November 9th, 2005 at 6:18 am
Bad Boy, Bad Boy, watch you gonna do now?
November 9th, 2005 at 6:19 am
Now turn around so we can complete this cavity search. Oh…we did that already.
February 17th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
I can’t believe I puked up this whole thing!
May 16th, 2006 at 12:10 pm
After the robots took over the human race they elminated the whites and abolished all the laws against slavery.
October 10th, 2005 at 8:54 am
Please, put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.
ED209b
October 5th, 2005 at 11:32 am
Smell the clamp human bitch.
October 5th, 2005 at 11:44 am
NEW -Government cheese distribution program. on yer knees ho !
October 5th, 2005 at 10:08 pm
Some of the anti-smoking activists may have gone a bit to far this time.
October 6th, 2005 at 6:54 pm
The Catholic Church, in collaboration with the good folks at NASA bring you the Archbishop 5000; Delivering salvation to you in record time without the annoying Sunday Mass to attend.
October 7th, 2005 at 4:24 am
It was the weirdest thing jung ever threw up
October 7th, 2005 at 7:17 pm
When bad breath goes BAAAAADD!
October 8th, 2005 at 7:56 pm
The spectators and sponsors were totally horrified after Carl’s battlebot took control of its own remote control and shoved an opponent down his throat on Tuesday.
October 9th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
Ralph wouldn’t have minded so much, if it hadn’t done a cavity search first.
October 9th, 2005 at 8:57 pm
“It’s not so much fun when someone sticks something in YOUR face and tries to get money out of YOU now, IS it, meatboy?”
October 10th, 2005 at 10:17 am
Wisdom tooth removal while you wait.
October 10th, 2005 at 1:47 pm
I Didn’t Do It!
October 10th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
Immediately after the “lip pinching affair” as it had become to be known by the NAACP, all white law enforcement robots had to watch their asses because of the actions of a few bad apples. The Mexican remote vacumn and lawn mowing robots were unaffected by the incident.
October 10th, 2005 at 5:49 pm
But doctor, can’t I just use those whitening strips?!
October 11th, 2005 at 12:04 am
Seriously… what the hell is that?
October 17th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Am I the only one really creeped out by this?
October 17th, 2005 at 11:56 am
Habitual wallet-losers should never date a girl who’s a scientist.
October 20th, 2005 at 6:54 pm
That day Billy’s worst nightmare came true: The return of the uvula snatchers!
October 21st, 2005 at 7:28 am
S & M or B & D 2005!
October 22nd, 2005 at 8:36 am
What you can upchuck if you truly are a non discriminating eater.
October 22nd, 2005 at 6:37 pm
R2-D2, do you know how to use the Force?
October 26th, 2005 at 2:30 pm
this will keep the swelling down..and give you smaller lips…
October 27th, 2005 at 7:54 pm
After hours of struggle, Jerome finally gives up the stolen rib bone.
November 5th, 2005 at 6:29 pm
“I Think You’ll Infact Find I Am A Breathing And Bot In Hospital”
November 13th, 2005 at 11:52 pm
Pepsi decided the Pepsi Challenge wasn’t challenging enough.
December 28th, 2005 at 12:09 pm
…More disturbing photos of Abu Ghraib have recently come to the surface…
January 1st, 2006 at 9:44 pm
Yes! you do taste like chicken.
January 5th, 2006 at 9:40 am
“HANDS UP!!!!!” the robot says.
“oh no not again”
January 11th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Army Special Forces Sargeant Andre Dupree demostrates the X5000’s unique ability to detect loose fillings.
February 11th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Now, who did you say looks like an erector set, bitch!
March 26th, 2006 at 1:00 am
When I asked if you swallowed I didnt mean the whole thing, Now give it back…Bitch!!
September 3rd, 2006 at 2:24 pm
lasey man. cant even be botherd to move his jaw to eat
December 16th, 2006 at 11:45 pm
the USA’s denatal programme is working well, no complaints because nobody survived
January 30th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Who’s the bitch now, carbonite?
October 29th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Poor OJ they are trying extract the truth from him again and again and again and again !
September 12th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
he gave some head!
September 12th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
You see, no reason to be afraid of the dentist!
April 17th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Guantanamo automated
April 17th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Give that golfball back !!
March 14th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Another “green” activist proving halitosis is a viable substitute for gas.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
STOP ROBOT RACISM
November 14th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
giving a robot head
January 9th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Radio Shack Really Wants Your Zip-Code
January 1st, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I think your Grill was made outa one of his brothers.
February 15th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
HE STOLE MY LOLLY-POP!!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2005 at 11:41 am
Just another example of the man… uhhhh… robot… keeping a young brother down.
October 6th, 2005 at 12:43 am
Micro-computers can clean your teeth without any hassle these days.
October 7th, 2005 at 10:57 am
Behind the scenes footage shows Johnny 5 in the next sequel to Short Circuit.
October 17th, 2005 at 3:09 pm
The local SWAT Team was shocked when they discovered Tiger Woods stealing golf balls off the driving range.
October 5th, 2005 at 10:03 am
I never knew momma would take such extreme measures to make sure that I have brushed my teeth.
October 7th, 2005 at 8:06 pm
The Archbishop 5000, eh? Finally proof of weapons of mass devotion!