Albert Einstein: Well, hello there. I bet you thought I was dead, didn’t you?
George W. Bush: Wha? Who are ya?
Einstein: Well I’m not dead. I’ve been space traveling in this artificial body I built myself.
Bush: Oh. Well whud you come back down fer?
Einstein: Oh, not much. Just this… Einstein fires red lazors out of his nose. Bush drops dead to the ground
Einstein: Finally.
Bush stood there silent, like a boob, for 30 seconds trying to figure out Ein-Robot. Bush commented at a news release shortly after, saying the Terror of Relatativity will be stopped!
The ES-EMC2 seen shaking hands with ID-10T, the amazingly huminoid looking model of Bush. Earlier models MO-R0N, and ST-UP1D were scrapped. Progress of grammatical use beyond the 7th grade has been a stumbling block.
Bush: Well, I’ll be damned Mr. Einstein. Thanks for coming back from the dead to deliver my shipload of atomic bombs for me to drop on Iraq. I’m a big big fan of your work.
Just because your a robot ,does not mean anything…I told my men in black to tear you apart when this show is done…That’s right!My name is Mr. Bush and I rule!
Bush: Gee, they sure are taking awhile in putting up a new… cap… captain picture…
Einstein robot: Looking at you for this long is more than I can bear! And that’s when the robot exploded.
You guys just can’t let the Hiroshima/Nagasaki thing go can you? First, you put my head on this vacuum cleaner on steroids. Now you’ve got me shaking hands with this dude. Ha, Ha, Ha, Real funny.
Little did Bush know that shaking his hand would trigger an atomic bomb trained on the area Bush was walking on…Hiroshima…even though he had been briefed 10 minutes earlier
“We still have lots of kinks to work out and there are a few nuts and bolts that are still loose. Uh? No, sorry Mr. President, I was talking to the robot.”
It’s a pleasure to finally meet the man who was a genius, and a prince who lived in a can at the same time, Ke-he-he-he-hee! So, how much oil did you say this thing had again Mr. Roboto?
November 21st, 2005 at 11:05 am | Promoted
“Intelligent Descent” Replaces Age Old Theory of Gravity
November 21st, 2005 at 11:42 am | Promoted
“i’ll be a S-O-B this talking can opener is smarter than i am!”
November 21st, 2005 at 12:14 pm | Promoted
Hey’n, thanks for the A-Bomb! Yee haa!
November 21st, 2005 at 12:55 pm | Promoted
Do you tango?
November 21st, 2005 at 2:40 pm | Promoted
Albert Einstein: Well, hello there. I bet you thought I was dead, didn’t you?
George W. Bush: Wha? Who are ya?
Einstein: Well I’m not dead. I’ve been space traveling in this artificial body I built myself.
Bush: Oh. Well whud you come back down fer?
Einstein: Oh, not much. Just this…
Einstein fires red lazors out of his nose. Bush drops dead to the ground
Einstein: Finally.
November 21st, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Bush stood there silent, like a boob, for 30 seconds trying to figure out Ein-Robot. Bush commented at a news release shortly after, saying the Terror of Relatativity will be stopped!
November 21st, 2005 at 4:55 pm | Promoted
A mindless automaton incapable of even simplistic problem solving…
OHHHHH and an Einstien Robot!!
November 21st, 2005 at 4:56 pm
In his recent visit to Japan, President Bush falls for the ole “Pull my finger” routine.
November 21st, 2005 at 5:13 pm | Promoted
The ES-EMC2 seen shaking hands with ID-10T, the amazingly huminoid looking model of Bush. Earlier models MO-R0N, and ST-UP1D were scrapped. Progress of grammatical use beyond the 7th grade has been a stumbling block.
November 21st, 2005 at 5:22 pm | Promoted
Bush to talking trash can “Can i have your baby?”
November 21st, 2005 at 6:17 pm | Promoted
“Viagra this you defunct man species!”
November 21st, 2005 at 9:04 pm | Promoted
I really like you little people. I really do!
November 21st, 2005 at 11:18 pm | Promoted
President George: Well I’ll be darned! I used to watch your show all the time. Look, Dick, it’s Eddie Munster!
November 22nd, 2005 at 12:45 am | Promoted
It ain’t nuclear, it’s nucular. Say it Einstein…nooo…cue…ler.
November 22nd, 2005 at 8:13 am
talk about an artificial head on old shoulders oh yeah the robot’s pretty neat too
November 23rd, 2005 at 8:29 pm | Promoted
President Bush was clearly elated to finally meet the founder of Einstein’s Bagels.
November 24th, 2005 at 11:32 am | Promoted
“You know a lot of people call me Einstein, as in, ‘Nice Iraq exit strategy, Einstein.”
November 25th, 2005 at 5:43 pm | Promoted
I’ll be damned! A 4-foot robotic version of my mom!
November 27th, 2005 at 7:17 pm | Promoted
this presidential robot looks so life like mr lee. i know we worked hard on all the “confused” gestures for the reall life effect
November 28th, 2005 at 1:11 am | Promoted
Later, Bush would try to get the autograph of Pikachu, and offer military assistance against Godzilla.
November 28th, 2005 at 1:23 am | Promoted
With the Einstein robot, the three-legged man, and tiny head floating by his left ear, George realized he was having an LSD flashback.
November 28th, 2005 at 5:21 pm | Promoted
One no brainer to another!
November 29th, 2005 at 2:27 pm | Promoted
“It’s a pleasure to meet you Mr Neil Armstrong”
November 29th, 2005 at 4:26 pm | Promoted
Bush feels at home at robot convention.
November 29th, 2005 at 7:29 pm | Promoted
“Oh, by the way, nice job inventin’ that telephone.”
November 29th, 2005 at 7:40 pm | Promoted
“Hehe, yeah Laura says the same thing about my output sensor.”
December 3rd, 2005 at 3:16 pm | Promoted
Finnaly George W. Bush reveiled his master plan to end global terrorism.
December 3rd, 2005 at 3:34 pm | Promoted
It’s pleasure to meet you E.T. together we’ll make an end to intergalactic terrorism!
December 4th, 2005 at 5:34 pm | Promoted
E=MC2 lead me too this?
December 5th, 2005 at 6:17 pm | Promoted
Don’t you guy’s think a younger face on the robot would make him more modern, you know, like more groovy.
December 6th, 2005 at 6:40 pm | Promoted
“No Em Cee Squared, don’t pull Mr. Bush’s finger, no matter what he says.”
December 10th, 2005 at 5:09 pm | Promoted
Next time vote for the guy on the left.
December 11th, 2005 at 10:16 am | Promoted
“Look, Lee, it’s that smart guy from Back to the Future! Hey, ain’t you about as old as this picture?”
December 12th, 2005 at 12:48 pm | Promoted
I didn’t know you were a robot!
December 15th, 2005 at 9:47 pm | Promoted
Thanks for the Nucular Bobmb!
December 17th, 2005 at 1:22 am | Promoted
This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
December 26th, 2005 at 2:47 pm | Promoted
Bush: “Wow! It’s like looking in a mirror”
December 29th, 2005 at 3:00 pm
Bush: Well, I’ll be damned Mr. Einstein. Thanks for coming back from the dead to deliver my shipload of atomic bombs for me to drop on Iraq. I’m a big big fan of your work.
January 6th, 2006 at 12:41 am | Promoted
Bush: Aren’t you dead?
Einstein: Well, you’re not as dumb as people say you are, eh?
January 8th, 2006 at 5:38 pm | Promoted
Just because your a robot ,does not mean anything…I told my men in black to tear you apart when this show is done…That’s right!My name is Mr. Bush and I rule!
January 8th, 2006 at 10:32 pm | Promoted
“Get it through your head, moron! I’m not C3PO, I’m a robot of Einstein!”
January 11th, 2006 at 1:36 pm | Promoted
Former President visits the Cryo-lab where his mother’s head was recently grafted to its new Cy-Body™
January 16th, 2006 at 8:49 pm | Promoted
Say, you didn’t share our nuclear secrets with them did ya?
January 17th, 2006 at 9:38 am | Promoted
i am danny and i am gay
January 18th, 2006 at 5:12 am | Promoted
dumb and dumber
January 19th, 2006 at 2:26 pm | Promoted
Bush: Gee, they sure are taking awhile in putting up a new… cap… captain picture…
Einstein robot: Looking at you for this long is more than I can bear!
And that’s when the robot exploded.January 20th, 2006 at 11:00 am
Sorry Father I am late
January 20th, 2006 at 11:02 am | Promoted
Helo bush wher is ur papa
January 20th, 2006 at 4:13 pm | Promoted
Heh. Heh….uh hey uh that tickles…
January 21st, 2006 at 2:14 pm
You sure got a firm handshake ol’ fella!
January 22nd, 2006 at 3:31 pm | Promoted
I would like to wire tap you, but I can’t figure out your spacial orientation.
January 24th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
We’ll take the troops outta Iraq when the Captionmachine changes their photo.
January 24th, 2006 at 3:11 pm | Promoted
George- Say, does this thing come with a brain?
January 25th, 2006 at 9:48 am | Promoted
By all mathematical laws, these two should have cancelled each other out.
January 25th, 2006 at 9:18 pm | Promoted
hope you like ballsweat bush!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeehahahaha. MMFWCL!!!
January 26th, 2006 at 12:51 pm | Promoted
Almost everyone at the APEC summit was a little creeped out by the life-like rubber head. The robot, on the other hand, was a big hit.
January 27th, 2006 at 1:15 am
Robot Death-Gnomes: Leading the way in Anti-terrorist technology.
February 10th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
You guys just can’t let the Hiroshima/Nagasaki thing go can you? First, you put my head on this vacuum cleaner on steroids. Now you’ve got me shaking hands with this dude. Ha, Ha, Ha, Real funny.
February 10th, 2006 at 11:04 pm | Promoted
HES GOT WEAPONS OF MASS DESRUCTION…LOOK OUT MR.PRESIDENT!!!!
February 11th, 2006 at 10:56 am
Mr President, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about a couple of ideas I have to help you combat terrorism.
February 12th, 2006 at 12:36 pm | Promoted
Little did Bush know that shaking his hand would trigger an atomic bomb trained on the area Bush was walking on…Hiroshima…even though he had been briefed 10 minutes earlier
February 28th, 2006 at 8:31 pm | Promoted
CHIP…...NIP…...DRIP
March 4th, 2006 at 11:30 pm | Promoted
My white hair more than you…..dare u look down at me??
March 6th, 2006 at 9:29 pm | Promoted
Totem…...modem…...scrotum
March 6th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
kinda hairy
hari-kari
just plain scary
March 12th, 2006 at 9:05 pm | Promoted
Heh,Heh,Heh-
Well, Albert, I already have an evil Braniac-tick-tock-man as my V.P.-Dickless Cheney!March 21st, 2006 at 11:52 pm
“Well pleez’d to meetcha, they told me your were dead.”
March 30th, 2006 at 1:41 pm | Promoted
The Einstein Robot out-thought Dubya even with one-half of its artificial intelligence tied behind its back!
April 2nd, 2006 at 5:31 pm | Promoted
“Dr. Who, I presume?”
April 16th, 2006 at 11:42 pm
GWB: Wow. Neil Amstrong…nice to meet ya.
May 7th, 2006 at 2:49 am
y am i shakin handz with a figment of ma imagination???
(meet me outside afta tha show)
May 13th, 2006 at 12:28 am | Promoted
You must be Mr. Roboto. Well Domo Arigato Amigo!
June 1st, 2006 at 2:46 am
“I can’t believe I actually get to meet Santa Clause!”
June 19th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
“The Way Things Really Are…”
Deep below the Earth, Bush consults
with one of the secretly reanimated
“brainiacs” that actually run the country…
June 25th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
Bush meets his future successor
July 5th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Mr. President – may I present our new candidate for the Supreme Court – guaranteed to follow instructions or your money back!
July 5th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Oh lookie Mr. Lee! The ideal American citizen!
July 12th, 2006 at 12:00 am | Promoted
“We still have lots of kinks to work out and there are a few nuts and bolts that are still loose. Uh? No, sorry Mr. President, I was talking to the robot.”
July 12th, 2006 at 12:05 am | Promoted
It’s a pleasure to finally meet the man who was a genius, and a prince who lived in a can at the same time, Ke-he-he-he-hee! So, how much oil did you say this thing had again Mr. Roboto?
July 14th, 2006 at 12:09 pm | Promoted
A puppet powered by Duracell meets a puppet powered by DuraHell..
August 27th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Bush: Is This Albert Enstien
Robot: I Am Not I Am Roboto67543
Bush: Your Nalf Genius
Chinese Guy: (Under Breath) Yer He Can Try And Help You Make The Dicisons A Maybe America Won’t be Hated!
November 9th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
Im Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
February 15th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Nice body armor, but ya better wear a helmet too if yer goin huntin with Cheney, little feller.
March 1st, 2007 at 4:41 am
Hey Newton, thanks for inventing the telescope
March 14th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Anna Nicole Smith’s real baby daddy never meets a Bush he cannot conquer.
March 27th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
The china man has finally found someone hes taller than.
April 17th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Can I borrow your brain? Oh well, let me start by shaking hand.
June 4th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
spot the genius!
August 11th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Hi dad, what you doing here?
September 12th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
u’re abit old sir!
October 29th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
The GOOD The BAD and The UGLY - you take your prick sorry pick !
November 12th, 2007 at 7:33 am
my head is way to big for this costume!
November 14th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
I lost my body in a space accident.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:18 am
It was the governments decision to Put Einstein’s head on a robot, in order to help Bush run the country.
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
does my bum look big in this
December 18th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Dont wory! your not small, your just, well, fun sized!
January 9th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
President Bush Photographed shortly after shaking Hands With a Fire Hydrant
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Hello Albert, I’m a Jewish robot too!