When telling your cleaning-bot to remove the trash from the parking lot, remember that a Toyota hybrid is easy to mistake for garbage even at close range.
After successfully mating with three cars and being arrested, the upcoming legal case for Optimus Prime would offer a completely new meaning to the term “hit and run”.
August 10th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
Texicon brings the gas to you!
February 3rd, 2006 at 4:57 pm
Industrial robots have 1 fatal flaw…the hots for crash dummies.
February 3rd, 2006 at 9:48 pm
TMSUK’s new robo hooker doesn’t take kindly to Ewok the crash test dummy’s “hand job for a quart of oil” proposal.
March 3rd, 2006 at 12:16 pm
What car constructors won’t do to test their airbags
February 7th, 2006 at 10:36 am
When telling your cleaning-bot to remove the trash from the parking lot, remember that a Toyota hybrid is easy to mistake for garbage even at close range.
February 6th, 2006 at 7:41 am
Number five is alive! Death to humans!
February 8th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Sony’s new Robot didn’t do too well in the car wash test…
February 8th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Droids don’t let droids drive drunk.
February 9th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
Well, yes the snow remover worked, but it also shook the glass out of the car and the clothes off the passenger.
February 14th, 2006 at 12:46 am
This is the worst valet parking ever. I hope he doesn’t want a tip.
February 15th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
New, from On star…
February 7th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Now I see why the Roadside Assistance Plan costs more than the actual car.
February 10th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Leave it to the Japanese to create a high tech version of cow tipping. Yee haw!
April 1st, 2006 at 5:34 pm
If you are ever pulled over my the police while you are on LSD , this gives you an idea of what it looks like.
February 3rd, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Alien robots on Prozac attack Tom Cruise’s car in War of the Worlds!
February 5th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Transformer doesnt like cheap, shaved, imitation Ken dolls or British Hot Wheels cars.
February 5th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Toshiro’s Nudist Colony
Parking in Rear
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February 7th, 2006 at 10:37 am
Angered by recent newspaper cartoons of Robbie the Robot, riots broke out across many auto assembly robots.
February 7th, 2006 at 10:38 am
After successfully mating with three cars and being arrested, the upcoming legal case for Optimus Prime would offer a completely new meaning to the term “hit and run”.
February 8th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
This is crazy as a three peckered billy goat
February 9th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
barbies ken been sleeping around again.
February 10th, 2006 at 10:23 am
“Citizen! You are illegally parked in a handicapped zone. Move your vehicle imediately! You have five seconds to comply! Five…four…three…”
February 10th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
I think they’re taking these roll-over tests a little too far.
February 11th, 2006 at 8:20 am
“Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you!”
February 11th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Giant Toddler Leaves Toys in Snow.
Film at eleven.
February 13th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Who’s
Your
DADDY?!?
February 15th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
When Slot Machines Attack
Tuesday at 8 on
the Discovery Channel
April 2nd, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Owned!
June 27th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
The test run for a robot created for the task of hunting down, and killing hippies. . .
July 11th, 2006 at 11:29 pm
Thanks to Johnny 5’s irresponsible actions, a third “X” had to be added to the “XXTR” car line this year.
October 4th, 2006 at 8:20 am
MUST…CRUSH…STACY…CHANDLER
September 30th, 2007 at 10:36 am
“Honey I told you Transformers are real!”
April 27th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
How do robots spot gender? By the parkingskills?
April 27th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Automatic lanechanging-robot…
Drive right !!
June 20th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
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June 19th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
The transformer movie was way over budget.So cheap imitations were used.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:25 am
Transformer Transit Authority once again reminding Pamela Anderson not to dick and drive.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
IT SAID NO STANDING, DUMMY!
November 15th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Transformers 2 : coming to a cinema near you !
January 9th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
After spending all day shoveling her parking spot out, Barbie goes 22nd century on Ken for stealing her spot
November 25th, 2007 at 1:26 am
Nice…
January 10th, 2008 at 1:09 am
Cool…
February 14th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Windshield scraping machine gone mad.
February 7th, 2006 at 11:11 pm
Katamari Damacy: The Movie.
February 8th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Mommy, I want one of those!
February 9th, 2006 at 9:02 am
“How would you like that Crash Dummy served sir? Shaken, stirred, or blended into a poly smoothie?”
February 10th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Beety…. Beety….. Beety, your my girlfriend now…….
February 10th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Beety…. Beety….. Beety, your my girlfriend now…….
February 10th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
10000…..10000….10000…. 1010 10 010011000 101…..