Those two assholes in the middle are trying to sneek our drinks with the clear cups obviously not the official drink cups! Those are the covers from the parking lot lamps!
Terry, the keen photographer in the foreground, realise that he and his compadres where not drinking gallons of ice cold OJ but rather higly toxic developing fluid.
To the amazement of all his colleagues, Stephen Webber shows proof that ants were really just regular people, who are just much much tinier than all the people we know of..
February 16th, 2006 at 4:22 pm | Promoted
I’d hate to see the urinal.
February 16th, 2006 at 4:24 pm | Promoted
7/11 franchises market the same Big Gulp products everywhere… except Texas.
February 16th, 2006 at 4:27 pm | Promoted
But osifer, I shwear I only had one teeny weeny little drinky poo.
February 16th, 2006 at 4:29 pm | Promoted
Husband: Honey – I had only ONE beer with the fellas!
Wife: So why is the car is in the pool?
February 16th, 2006 at 4:31 pm | Promoted
Husband: that’s not the pool, that’s my cup! bada bing bada boom
February 17th, 2006 at 12:49 am | Promoted
Heave it, and then leave it! It’s the new Ronco Personal Vomitorium!
February 17th, 2006 at 1:43 am
Australian for beer.
February 17th, 2006 at 1:51 am | Promoted
Everyone wants to go to the Hulk’s parties. At least until Hulk gets smashed.
February 17th, 2006 at 1:55 am | Promoted
At NASA’s company picnics, someone always gets the dimensions wrong on the orders.
February 17th, 2006 at 1:59 am
There are some advantages to being a leprechaun.
February 17th, 2006 at 2:27 am | Promoted
Microsoft programmers devise a work around to the company’s new one drink maximum rule at lunch.
February 17th, 2006 at 9:10 am | Promoted
Those two assholes in the middle are trying to sneek our drinks with the clear cups obviously not the official drink cups! Those are the covers from the parking lot lamps!
February 17th, 2006 at 9:29 am
Which marketing genius put the 1 cup free beer next to the dixie cup trash can booth at the county fair?
February 17th, 2006 at 10:39 am
The city park’s employee drug screening policies were very demanding.
February 17th, 2006 at 5:54 pm | Promoted
Mr Frodo! Mr Frodo! You should see the size of the joints!!
February 17th, 2006 at 8:36 pm | Promoted
Finally, a summer Olympic event for the everyday man. Go Team Spooge! U S A!
February 18th, 2006 at 3:08 am
You make jokes about tmsuk plowing out humans last week. Now tmsuk see humans plowed!
February 18th, 2006 at 9:28 am | Promoted
Disposable “GET TANKEDards”are a big hit in Texas!
February 18th, 2006 at 5:09 pm | Promoted
The Mini-Me convention was going down a storm.
February 19th, 2006 at 12:46 am | Promoted
No wonder the invite said byob!!!!!
February 19th, 2006 at 1:15 am
Someone seems to have spiked the punch with LSD.
February 19th, 2006 at 5:41 pm | Promoted
The “Garbage Sniffers Club” Summer Picnic 2005
February 20th, 2006 at 9:41 am | Promoted
Someone should mention the porta potty line when they hand you these drinks, damit!
February 20th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Starbuck’s latest ploy to conquer the world
February 20th, 2006 at 8:53 pm | Promoted
Pre-game photo of superbowl XL referees.
February 21st, 2006 at 8:18 am
We want to welcome YOU to Munchkin Land!
February 21st, 2006 at 8:25 am
Note to self: never, EVER schedule Oktoberfest on the same day that they do Equine Urine Testing.
February 23rd, 2006 at 12:33 pm | Promoted
I swear officer, I only had ONE drink!
February 24th, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Dolly Parton’s road crew loads the brassiere trailer.
February 25th, 2006 at 4:12 am
Now, before we enter the bus, please take a puke bucket.
February 25th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
i promised the wife i’d only have a couple beers
February 28th, 2006 at 12:29 pm | Promoted
Conserve boys, conserve.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:42 pm | Promoted
If normal people drink in these glasses will the sumo wrestlers drink in BATH TUBS??
March 1st, 2006 at 7:29 am | Promoted
I wish my wife had cups this big.
March 1st, 2006 at 5:10 pm
We asked for big JUGS - not big MUGS!
March 3rd, 2006 at 12:19 pm | Promoted
Those aren’t large cups, it’s just a midget meeting
March 4th, 2006 at 7:08 am | Promoted
Ed wasnt sure how he has going to manage this months sperm donation
March 5th, 2006 at 1:23 am | Promoted
People will no longer have toworry about having to pee in that little cup for urine tests.
March 6th, 2006 at 5:16 pm | Promoted
no refills!
March 6th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Well, one thing we do know.
This isn’t a Mensa club meeting.
March 6th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
“Okay, now whoever fills their container with the most maple syrup from that tree behind you wins.”
May 9th, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Terry, the keen photographer in the foreground, realise that he and his compadres where not drinking gallons of ice cold OJ but rather higly toxic developing fluid.
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:08 pm | Promoted
Alcoholics Anonymous Club
Drinking Anonymously since Prohibition
June 1st, 2006 at 2:38 am | Promoted
Hahaha big cups! Cups are not usually big! lol!
June 9th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Funding cuts force drastic measures at the latest Ku Klux Klan meeting
June 19th, 2006 at 6:20 pm | Promoted
You Americans, with your “Super Size Me”...
no wonder you are all over weight!
July 11th, 2006 at 11:30 pm | Promoted
“Honey I Shrunk The Hippies.”
July 11th, 2006 at 11:38 pm | Promoted
Fearing the class trip got lost somewhere in Giant Land Level 5, the students nervously began to throw up in their Wonder Cups.
July 11th, 2006 at 11:43 pm | Promoted
To the amazement of all his colleagues, Stephen Webber shows proof that ants were really just regular people, who are just much much tinier than all the people we know of..
August 10th, 2006 at 7:28 pm | Promoted
Waiter?! There’s a bird in my drink!
August 15th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
with these new cups, we wont ever need to get off our fat asses
August 28th, 2006 at 7:31 am
Man fired for providing beer at company picnic. Allstate advised only 1 beer per person. Employee was fired for malfeasonce.
November 9th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
You want me to do what in the cup.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:42 am
Rodney Dangerfield’s friends getting…well…trashed.
April 17th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Barfing made easier
October 7th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Assembly line for new and cheaper Cell Phones.
October 29th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
They did say we were only alowed one free drink and we had to bring our own glass !
November 14th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
LET’S GO STREAKING!!
November 20th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Teens For Cash Videos…
Teens For Cash Videos…
January 9th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Another McRib Limited Release Ends in Utter Failure