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Glasses this size make today’s drink prices bearable

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  1. Darin Madden says:

    February 16th, 2006 at 4:22 pm | Promoted

    I’d hate to see the urinal.

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  2. Simon says:

    February 16th, 2006 at 4:24 pm | Promoted

    7/11 franchises market the same Big Gulp products everywhere… except Texas.

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  3. Simon says:

    February 16th, 2006 at 4:27 pm | Promoted

    But osifer, I shwear I only had one teeny weeny little drinky poo.

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  4. Darin Madden says:

    February 16th, 2006 at 4:29 pm | Promoted

    Husband: Honey – I had only ONE beer with the fellas!

    Wife: So why is the car is in the pool?

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  5. Darin Madden says:

    February 16th, 2006 at 4:31 pm | Promoted

    Husband: that’s not the pool, that’s my cup! bada bing bada boom

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  6. jazzgeek says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 12:49 am | Promoted

    Heave it, and then leave it! It’s the new Ronco Personal Vomitorium!

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  7. Coyoty says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 1:43 am

    Australian for beer.

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  8. Coyoty says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 1:51 am | Promoted

    Everyone wants to go to the Hulk’s parties. At least until Hulk gets smashed.

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  9. Coyoty says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 1:55 am | Promoted

    At NASA’s company picnics, someone always gets the dimensions wrong on the orders.

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  10. Coyoty says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 1:59 am

    There are some advantages to being a leprechaun.

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  11. Shadowbat says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 2:27 am | Promoted

    Microsoft programmers devise a work around to the company’s new one drink maximum rule at lunch.

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  12. Kenny says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 9:10 am | Promoted

    Those two assholes in the middle are trying to sneek our drinks with the clear cups obviously not the official drink cups! Those are the covers from the parking lot lamps!

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  13. Kenny says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 9:29 am

    Which marketing genius put the 1 cup free beer next to the dixie cup trash can booth at the county fair?

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  14. Scrubby says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 10:39 am

    The city park’s employee drug screening policies were very demanding.

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  15. Simon says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 5:54 pm | Promoted

    Mr Frodo! Mr Frodo! You should see the size of the joints!!

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  16. trinawoods says:

    February 17th, 2006 at 8:36 pm | Promoted

    Finally, a summer Olympic event for the everyday man. Go Team Spooge! U S A!

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  17. tmsuk says:

    February 18th, 2006 at 3:08 am

    You make jokes about tmsuk plowing out humans last week. Now tmsuk see humans plowed!

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  18. s.chandler says:

    February 18th, 2006 at 9:28 am | Promoted

    Disposable “GET TANKEDards”are a big hit in Texas!

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  19. Guy says:

    February 18th, 2006 at 5:09 pm | Promoted

    The Mini-Me convention was going down a storm.

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  20. topaz says:

    February 19th, 2006 at 12:46 am | Promoted

    No wonder the invite said byob!!!!!

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  21. Coyoty says:

    February 19th, 2006 at 1:15 am

    Someone seems to have spiked the punch with LSD.

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  22. Tommy says:

    February 19th, 2006 at 5:41 pm | Promoted

    The “Garbage Sniffers Club” Summer Picnic 2005

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  23. Kenny says:

    February 20th, 2006 at 9:41 am | Promoted

    Someone should mention the porta potty line when they hand you these drinks, damit!

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  24. Uncle Fester says:

    February 20th, 2006 at 12:12 pm

    Starbuck’s latest ploy to conquer the world

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  25. Rob says:

    February 20th, 2006 at 8:53 pm | Promoted

    Pre-game photo of superbowl XL referees.

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  26. -Mascot says:

    February 21st, 2006 at 8:18 am

    We want to welcome YOU to Munchkin Land!

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  27. -Mascot says:

    February 21st, 2006 at 8:25 am

    Note to self: never, EVER schedule Oktoberfest on the same day that they do Equine Urine Testing.

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  28. Morgan Cheek says:

    February 23rd, 2006 at 12:33 pm | Promoted

    I swear officer, I only had ONE drink!

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  29. trinawoods says:

    February 24th, 2006 at 5:47 pm

    Dolly Parton’s road crew loads the brassiere trailer.

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  30. static07 says:

    February 25th, 2006 at 4:12 am

    Now, before we enter the bus, please take a puke bucket.

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  31. paul says:

    February 25th, 2006 at 9:22 pm

    i promised the wife i’d only have a couple beers

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  32. Stick says:

    February 28th, 2006 at 12:29 pm | Promoted

    Conserve boys, conserve.

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  33. Abishek says:

    February 28th, 2006 at 6:42 pm | Promoted

    If normal people drink in these glasses will the sumo wrestlers drink in BATH TUBS??

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  34. Darth munki says:

    March 1st, 2006 at 7:29 am | Promoted

    I wish my wife had cups this big.

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  35. Darin Madden says:

    March 1st, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    We asked for big JUGS - not big MUGS!

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  36. fartman says:

    March 3rd, 2006 at 12:19 pm | Promoted

    Those aren’t large cups, it’s just a midget meeting

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  37. lolz says:

    March 4th, 2006 at 7:08 am | Promoted

    Ed wasnt sure how he has going to manage this months sperm donation

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  38. Goldern Boyg says:

    March 5th, 2006 at 1:23 am | Promoted

    People will no longer have toworry about having to pee in that little cup for urine tests.

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  39. aaron says:

    March 6th, 2006 at 5:16 pm | Promoted

    no refills!

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  40. trinawoods says:

    March 6th, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    Well, one thing we do know.
    This isn’t a Mensa club meeting.

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  41. trinawoods says:

    March 6th, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    “Okay, now whoever fills their container with the most maple syrup from that tree behind you wins.”

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  42. David Knight says:

    May 9th, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    Terry, the keen photographer in the foreground, realise that he and his compadres where not drinking gallons of ice cold OJ but rather higly toxic developing fluid.

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  43. Mike says:

    May 23rd, 2006 at 12:08 pm | Promoted

    Alcoholics Anonymous Club

    Drinking Anonymously since Prohibition

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  44. Rufus says:

    June 1st, 2006 at 2:38 am | Promoted

    Hahaha big cups! Cups are not usually big! lol!

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  45. Ricardo says:

    June 9th, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    Funding cuts force drastic measures at the latest Ku Klux Klan meeting

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  46. Pam M says:

    June 19th, 2006 at 6:20 pm | Promoted

    You Americans, with your “Super Size Me”...
    no wonder you are all over weight!

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  47. Antonio says:

    July 11th, 2006 at 11:30 pm | Promoted

    “Honey I Shrunk The Hippies.”

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  48. Antonio says:

    July 11th, 2006 at 11:38 pm | Promoted

    Fearing the class trip got lost somewhere in Giant Land Level 5, the students nervously began to throw up in their Wonder Cups.

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  49. Antonio says:

    July 11th, 2006 at 11:43 pm | Promoted

    To the amazement of all his colleagues, Stephen Webber shows proof that ants were really just regular people, who are just much much tinier than all the people we know of..

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  50. free funny video says:

    August 10th, 2006 at 7:28 pm | Promoted

    Waiter?! There’s a bird in my drink!

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  51. edith says:

    August 15th, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    with these new cups, we wont ever need to get off our fat asses

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  52. Jessica Henson says:

    August 28th, 2006 at 7:31 am

    Man fired for providing beer at company picnic. Allstate advised only 1 beer per person. Employee was fired for malfeasonce.

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  53. josh ingram says:

    November 9th, 2006 at 11:22 pm

    You want me to do what in the cup.

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  54. dawn sharp says:

    March 14th, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Rodney Dangerfield’s friends getting…well…trashed.

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  55. NooSweat says:

    April 17th, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    Barfing made easier

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  56. Tigra says:

    October 7th, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    Assembly line for new and cheaper Cell Phones.

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  57. BIGDAVE UK says:

    October 29th, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    They did say we were only alowed one free drink and we had to bring our own glass !

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  58. Chloe says:

    November 14th, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    LET’S GO STREAKING!!

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  59. Teens For Cash Videos says:

    November 20th, 2007 at 10:42 pm

    Teens For Cash Videos…

    Teens For Cash Videos…

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  60. tev says:

    January 9th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Another McRib Limited Release Ends in Utter Failure

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