Tim Allen, in dire need of work, auditions to be the new Red Sox mascot in his Shaggy Dog costume. He brings along his “Home Improvement” wife Jill for support.
Ah, those lovely long locks and that sexy sci-fi look…that must be Lt. Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica! Wow, time sure hasn’t been kind to Cassiopeia.
May 16th, 2006 at 7:48 am | Promoted
The little box with the red x is ALWAYS more intimidating that any Big Unit!
May 16th, 2006 at 10:45 am | Promoted
A picture is worth 1,000 words, but a little red “x” only gets about 15 of them.
May 16th, 2006 at 2:22 pm | Promoted
One of these things is not like the others…
May 16th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Rogaine and nuns NOT a good combo!
May 16th, 2006 at 2:36 pm | Promoted
“May the Force be with you” a dreaded curse from a spiteful Yoda!
May 16th, 2006 at 6:25 pm | Promoted
Chewbacca was later thrown out of the game for pitching the illegal and dangerous hairball.
May 16th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
im her bodyguard and don’t you hit her in this baseball match
May 16th, 2006 at 11:52 pm | Promoted
Barry Bonds finds it increasingly difficult to deny using steroids. Or prostitutes.
May 17th, 2006 at 10:58 am | Promoted
The original movie title was “Star Wars Empire Strikes OUT”
May 17th, 2006 at 11:12 am
The wookie is ours… Leah though? deep down, we all always knew she pitched for ‘the other team’.
May 17th, 2006 at 1:56 pm | Promoted
“Welcome to Trekkie Night. All virgin men over 30 living with Mom get in free.”
May 17th, 2006 at 10:51 pm | Promoted
Hearing that most people would rather “let the Wookie win”, and live, the Cubs sign up Chewbacca.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:34 am | Promoted
It’s still early in the season, but I think he stands a good chance for “Wookie of the Year”.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:37 am
so that’s what they mean by south “paw”...
May 18th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Sure, the Yankee organization can afford his contract. It’s the razor blades, dipilitories and wax treatments that’ll kill ‘em.
May 19th, 2006 at 6:20 am | Promoted
Anything to distract people from Bonds…MLB tests markets “Chewy Night” with only Wookies on the mound and only Slim Jims at concession.
May 19th, 2006 at 6:36 am
And all the Stormtroopers in the stands were pissed because they realized that Chewy’s bag only held baseballs and a glove.
May 19th, 2006 at 6:42 am
Tim Allen, in dire need of work, auditions to be the new Red Sox mascot in his Shaggy Dog costume. He brings along his “Home Improvement” wife Jill for support.
May 19th, 2006 at 9:32 am | Promoted
wow…put hair on the Cingular logo and it looks just like Chewbacca pitching.
May 21st, 2006 at 9:53 pm | Promoted
When he sang the National Anthem, it was still better than Rosanne.
May 22nd, 2006 at 8:47 am
Coyoty, that IS Roseanne singing the national anthem! Behold the powers of steroids and Botox.
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:07 am
This used to be Pedro Martinez….until the steriod thing caught on.
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:02 pm | Promoted
Chewie, throw me a Fur-Ball!
May 25th, 2006 at 3:03 am
Prinses Leia really let herself go…
May 30th, 2006 at 2:44 pm | Promoted
ONCE A” WOOKIE” , ALWAYS A “WOOKIE”!
May 30th, 2006 at 5:19 pm | Promoted
Ho the fuck are you?? Do i know you?? get lost Looser
June 2nd, 2006 at 2:42 pm
“Raawr!” Brawwww” “w00t”
Translation:”Pardon me Leah, while I whip this out”
June 3rd, 2006 at 4:06 am
OH MY GOD IT SO UGLY OH GOD THE HORROR GOD DO WE DESERVE THIS? hey look -theres chewbacca
June 4th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Ah, those lovely long locks and that sexy sci-fi look…that must be Lt. Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica! Wow, time sure hasn’t been kind to Cassiopeia.
June 4th, 2006 at 11:52 am | Promoted
The one on the right. No! The one on the left. No, the other left. Oh damn, I can’t figure out which one of these two is not like the other!
June 5th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Oh leah, I missed you
June 14th, 2006 at 8:51 pm | Promoted
Jack Link’s Beef Jerky presents—-”Messin’ With Sasquatch”.
June 17th, 2006 at 1:47 pm | Promoted
The winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2007.
June 17th, 2006 at 1:48 pm | Promoted
Eat this, Skywalker! Ooohoowaoah!
June 19th, 2006 at 3:32 am
modern man
June 19th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Baseball is a bit “different” in Japan…
June 27th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
“While Chewy strikes out another Tusken Raider, some dumb white woman is arrested for running onto the field”
July 2nd, 2006 at 9:32 pm
Chewy was glad he had an egg handy when he spotted George Bush in the stands.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Stand back Leia – I’ll have to throw this explosive pretty darn hard to reach the death star now!
July 5th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
After striking out Vader and the Emporer, Chewie couldn’t wait to play “bean the batter” with Yoda!
July 7th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Use the force Chewbacca !
July 10th, 2006 at 10:38 am
Not to be out-done by the Red Sox, after seeing this photo, George Steinbrenner reportedly inked Han Solo to a 3-year deal worth $45.3 million.
July 11th, 2006 at 12:41 am | Promoted
Everyone at Yankee Stadium got really excited when Robin Williams threw the first pitch.
July 12th, 2006 at 7:05 pm | Promoted
Heffocheffefer hates you all
August 10th, 2006 at 7:15 pm | Promoted
May the force out be with you…
October 27th, 2006 at 6:54 am
He ripped Babe Ruth’s arm out of it’s socket and is pitching with it!
November 27th, 2006 at 9:56 am
Goddamn you, LET THE WOOKIE WIN!
December 19th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Chewbacca is a bit angry with them 3 strikes,.... HES OUTTA DER!!!!
March 14th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Sister Leah hails Harry.
March 25th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
It would seem that the cubs are getting desparate. Perhaps ‘the force’ will help.
April 5th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Not Another Teen Wolf Movie
April 17th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
The Chew-is-back-a
June 7th, 2007 at 5:09 am
im the jagganaut bitch
June 19th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
and in other breaking news, space disco base ball has never been more popular.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
W T F ?
September 12th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Beat his ass!
September 12th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
The big guy’s a role model.
October 7th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Wookie Rookie.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:26 am
I’ve seen it , its only this big under all that fur !
November 14th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
ROCK ON!!
November 15th, 2007 at 9:13 am
Kevin Youkilis recently shaved his beard for charity, unfortunately attempts to restore his look with various solutions and lotions had failed.
December 9th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Princess Leia- This just doesn’t seem right.
January 9th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Jane Goodall enjoys her role as sports agent