How to spot a rich man
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August 20th, 2006 at 5:57 am
Damn!… My mail order hotty hasnt come yet…
July 13th, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Lisa found a way to look slimmer without dieting or exercise.
July 26th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
Its all about Girth, not length, and dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
July 23rd, 2006 at 9:59 pm
He would tell them he has an allergic reaction to shellfish. He wouldn’t tell them the reaction is to eating a lot of it.
July 28th, 2006 at 8:09 am
This guy has more a LOT more game than me. About 200 pounds worth.
July 12th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
Bubba couldn’t resist cheating on his eHarmony Personality Profile test.
July 13th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Call her… Ishmael
July 14th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
There were two of them but Frank needed a snack before supper.
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:48 am
Charlie eats alot of steak and has to floss often.
July 14th, 2006 at 9:34 pm
They both like the way the other’s boobs jiggle.
July 17th, 2006 at 1:34 am
Opposite sexes, same sides, opposite sizes
July 18th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
Ariel couldn’t believe how easy it was to get the whale she found on the beach to follow her back to the water.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
He ate his first wife.
July 29th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Bay Weightwatch.
August 1st, 2006 at 1:35 pm
One cannonball and it’s all over.
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:46 am
Miss Louisiana wasn’t about to take any chances surviving another hurricane season without some kind of personal flotation device.
August 4th, 2006 at 7:57 am
Shallow Hal gets a re-make
July 12th, 2006 at 11:36 am
Xorgill couldn’t believe his luck. While this one was a bit scrawny, the minimal wrapping meant that he wont waste much time unwrapping his 2:30 snack.
Earthlings, so tastey!
July 12th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Preview of “Shallow Hellen”.
July 13th, 2006 at 6:12 am
The chick’s a dude.
July 13th, 2006 at 9:22 am
Ebony & Ivory live together in perfect harmony.oh, why can’t we?
July 13th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Plan of attack
1: sneak USDA Grade A logo on his shorts
2: get him to slaughter house before closing
3: profit
July 13th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.
July 14th, 2006 at 11:02 am
This report just in. Record low temperatures all around the pit and reports of snow on Mount Perdition. It looks like Hell is indeed freezing over.
July 18th, 2006 at 9:20 am
Sadly this was the last picture of her alive. In retrospect the man realized he should have been on the bottom.
July 28th, 2006 at 12:04 am
Love is indeed blind
July 28th, 2006 at 9:08 am
BUN n CHiLLY ???
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:52 pm
Life comes at you fast.
July 28th, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Next lap I wear the thong
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:39 am
A Blind Date I guess !!
August 21st, 2006 at 10:49 am
Happy couple, Ian, and Claire Moffat
August 10th, 2006 at 1:21 am
while dating earl, helen was known for walking around asking “does this make me look fat?”
August 10th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
Beauty and the Feast!
August 10th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
She learned to speak “whale” from Dory…and they lived happily ever after…
August 11th, 2006 at 9:44 am
tavibálna
August 15th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
She could tollerate the funny looks but didn’t like being refered to as “Jabba-the-hut-slut”
August 15th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
so u eat often…
August 18th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
“Nikita…y’know people will think this arranged marriage over the interent won’t last, but I know you love me. They’re just jealous!”
September 7th, 2006 at 10:55 am
That’s the way to walk out of house without costing your parents much! They are on same boat lo!
August 28th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Now thats a real heavy duty stuff…….but still…………..love is blind!!!
August 30th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Money With Honey!!!!!
September 3rd, 2006 at 1:24 pm
would u like fries with that?
September 3rd, 2006 at 1:25 pm
its deputy prime-minister john presscott
September 19th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
“You know your breasts are just perfect. I always find that attractive in a man.”
September 24th, 2006 at 1:42 am
He said he was a Power Ranger.
October 5th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
i got a waiter to take a picture of us strolling into the sunset i love you phil
October 12th, 2006 at 10:02 am
Obviously Ernie’s ass isn’t the only thing that is huge.
October 24th, 2006 at 10:22 am
The bakery is missing some rolls.
October 25th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
His meat shake brings all the girls to the yard…
October 29th, 2006 at 8:32 am
In texas the boys do the birthing!
November 13th, 2006 at 8:40 am
he know they would laugh but he is thick skined
November 15th, 2006 at 10:46 am
“Oh honey could you buy me another diamond ring?” “Sure thing but its gonna cost you another finger.”
November 26th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Honey, I know that you are man that likes to throw his weight around – but pleaaaaaaaaaaase don’t empty the pool again today with a cannon ball!
November 30th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Has she had TOO many drugs or not enough??
December 17th, 2006 at 12:10 pm
Amnesty International resolved to rescue the sumo’s first prize.
December 31st, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Incest is best
January 14th, 2007 at 10:17 am
Dam et Sandy a la plage, été 2007
February 15th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
As “salesman of the month for ANAL FLOSS R US”, Harvey got to escort the models to the pool.
February 13th, 2007 at 4:58 am
Girl: ” He is the newly appointed life guard. He does not get the victim out. He gets the water out”
January 30th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
After Lisa’s failed facial reconstruciton she had to lower her standards.
July 6th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
man: “you may have 2 big breast but you dont have 4 breasts like me!”
August 11th, 2007 at 4:41 am
Oh, her? She’s just my aunt. I easily get lost sometimes. Tee hee.
March 23rd, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Walking hand in hand by the pool, Syd pondered; when & how he should tell Derek that he was a ‘pre-op transexual’…..!
October 24th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I will have what he’s having!
October 7th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
When walking towards you…they look like the number 10.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I need to stop lossing bets. Lucky for me only 35 more minutes and Im done
October 9th, 2007 at 11:35 am
“The American Dream”
September 12th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
that should be against the law…
April 17th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
He had tried to wear a thong but it dissapeared on him.
July 13th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
it’s a fight for survival every night
March 14th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Osama Bin Laden dons yet another ingenius disguise to foil Jenna Bush.
June 4th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
of course honey, i love you for WHO you are, not what you are…uh-huh?
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:03 pm
It’s not so bad, i’m just glad that they didn’t get their swimming costumes mixed up.
July 24th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Jane thought that after a few months the magic would wear off and Hagrid would return to his original form as a hansome prince.
she was wrong.
April 5th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Bob was Jane’s perfect cover. No one ever suspected she suffered from anorexia…
November 14th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Wow…it’s amazing who you can find through donating your fat.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:05 am
….5.99 on Ebay, not bad for a blonde thought Ted
January 9th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
“Down with Subway, Up with Ecstasy.”, says Jarred.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
a walk by the pool infront of your mates with the fittest girl in the hotel : $100
December 18th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Why hello there my fellows! My name is Obe Ease and this is my girlfriend Anna Rexic.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Guess whos on top!
November 13th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Okay, I’ll walk around the pool and hold hands for a thousand,but sex will cost 2 million.
July 11th, 2009 at 8:57 am
sir
i am dharmendra from india i am poor man you can help me may mo.no.+919814445394
E-mail=id=dharminderkumar89@yahoo.com help me sir your thanks sir
July 11th, 2009 at 9:00 am
help me sir
July 11th, 2009 at 9:04 am
i am very very poor man help me i have there baby what no go school can help me please help me your thanks
December 5th, 2009 at 8:41 am
i am very very poor man help me i have there baby what no go school can help me please help me your thanks
July 14th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
o/~ Iiiit’s thuuuh Man Show! o/~
July 16th, 2006 at 6:49 am
New @ 11 dr.phil talks about flab love = why some women love big meaty mountain men.
July 20th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
I’m leaving you Maaza
July 26th, 2006 at 10:38 pm
Dumb and Dumber’er’!