How to spot a rich man

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  1. mo

    Xorgill couldn’t believe his luck. While this one was a bit scrawny, the minimal wrapping meant that he wont waste much time unwrapping his 2:30 snack.

    Earthlings, so tastey!

  2. s.chandler

    Ebony & Ivory live together in perfect harmony.oh, why can’t we?

  3. Simon

    Plan of attack
    1: sneak USDA Grade A logo on his shorts
    2: get him to slaughter house before closing
    3: profit

  4. Darin Madden

    What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.

  5. Simon

    This report just in. Record low temperatures all around the pit and reports of snow on Mount Perdition. It looks like Hell is indeed freezing over.

  6. Donny

    There were two of them but Frank needed a snack before supper.

  7. s.chandler

    New @ 11 dr.phil talks about flab love = why some women love big meaty mountain men.

  8. Ankur Kalita

    Opposite sexes, same sides, opposite sizes

  9. Alex Kaseberg

    Sadly this was the last picture of her alive. In retrospect the man realized he should have been on the bottom.

  10. Coyoty

    Ariel couldn’t believe how easy it was to get the whale she found on the beach to follow her back to the water.

  11. Coyoty

    He would tell them he has an allergic reaction to shellfish. He wouldn’t tell them the reaction is to eating a lot of it.

  12. lawrence

    Its all about Girth, not length, and dont let anyone tell you otherwise.

  13. Steve

    This guy has more a LOT more game than me. About 200 pounds worth.

  14. trinawoods

    Miss Louisiana wasn’t about to take any chances surviving another hurricane season without some kind of personal flotation device.

  15. trinawoods

    Charlie eats alot of steak and has to floss often.

  16. jay

    while dating earl, helen was known for walking around asking “does this make me look fat?”

  17. keziah

    She learned to speak “whale” from Dory…and they lived happily ever after…

  18. Simon

    She could tollerate the funny looks but didn’t like being refered to as “Jabba-the-hut-slut”

  19. DJ

    “Nikita…y’know people will think this arranged marriage over the interent won’t last, but I know you love me. They’re just jealous!”

  20. Sahil Lamba

    Now thats a real heavy duty stuff…….but still………… is blind!!!

  21. Matts

    That’s the way to walk out of house without costing your parents much! They are on same boat lo!

  22. Jim Hourihan

    “You know your breasts are just perfect. I always find that attractive in a man.”

  23. honey bunch

    i got a waiter to take a picture of us strolling into the sunset i love you phil

  24. Kennny

    Obviously Ernie’s ass isn’t the only thing that is huge.

  25. Chris

    “Oh honey could you buy me another diamond ring?” “Sure thing but its gonna cost you another finger.”

  26. Jerry Cashman

    Honey, I know that you are man that likes to throw his weight around – but pleaaaaaaaaaaase don’t empty the pool again today with a cannon ball!

  27. Chris P

    Amnesty International resolved to rescue the sumo’s first prize.

  28. Atul

    Girl: ” He is the newly appointed life guard. He does not get the victim out. He gets the water out”

  29. Dan Teepen

    As “salesman of the month for ANAL FLOSS R US”, Harvey got to escort the models to the pool.

  30. dawn sharp

    Osama Bin Laden dons yet another ingenius disguise to foil Jenna Bush.

  31. y hunt

    Walking hand in hand by the pool, Syd pondered; when & how he should tell Derek that he was a ‘pre-op transexual’…..!

  32. mebeeb

    It’s not so bad, i’m just glad that they didn’t get their swimming costumes mixed up.

  33. Michael E

    Bob was Jane’s perfect cover. No one ever suspected she suffered from anorexia…

  34. george

    of course honey, i love you for WHO you are, not what you are…uh-huh?

  35. breeman

    it’s a fight for survival every night

  36. claire

    Jane thought that after a few months the magic would wear off and Hagrid would return to his original form as a hansome prince.

    she was wrong.

  37. whoops

    Oh, her? She’s just my aunt. I easily get lost sometimes. Tee hee.

  38. Tigra

    When walking towards you…they look like the number 10.

  39. cyco Lee

    I need to stop lossing bets. Lucky for me only 35 more minutes and Im done

  40. Jodie

    a walk by the pool infront of your mates with the fittest girl in the hotel : $100

  41. Ray R.

    Why hello there my fellows! My name is Obe Ease and this is my girlfriend Anna Rexic.

  42. tev

    “Down with Subway, Up with Ecstasy.”, says Jarred.

  43. Joel

    man: “you may have 2 big breast but you dont have 4 breasts like me!”

  44. Kennny

    Okay, I’ll walk around the pool and hold hands for a thousand,but sex will cost 2 million.

  45. dharmendra

    i am dharmendra from india i am poor man you can help me may help me sir your thanks sir

  46. dhar

    i am very very poor man help me i have there baby what no go school can help me please help me your thanks

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