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How have you been Mel?

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  1. Coyoty says:

    August 22nd, 2006 at 11:54 pm

    Passion for the blood of Christ.
    Mad Mel: Beyond Thunderbird.

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  2. Tommy Vercetti says:

    August 24th, 2006 at 6:01 am

    I eat Jew babies!

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  3. Cowboy Patrick says:

    August 25th, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    I’m a douche bag.

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  4. Cowboy Frank says:

    August 25th, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    No officer, I haven’t been drinking - my ‘Swerve If You Love Jesus’ bumper sticker must have fallen off.

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  5. Sahil Lamba says:

    August 28th, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    If everything is not lost then where is it….???

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  6. trinawoods says:

    August 30th, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    Lethal Weapon 5: Mel’s Imagination

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  7. Alex Kaseberg says:

    August 31st, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    “I’m sorry, but did you just say would Jew like to smile?”

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  8. trinawoods says:

    September 1st, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    Poster Boy for the pathetic no-sense-of-humor-but-think-they-are-a-riot asswipes who rate these captions without knowing the meaning of the + and -

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  9. james mcdaid says:

    September 3rd, 2006 at 5:28 pm

    She was my sister honest, she just bent over to my side of the car because she dropped a contact…..

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  10. Tiny says:

    September 8th, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Mel: Jesus touched me when made that movie, I drink to forget how much it hurt.

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  11. trinawoods says:

    September 15th, 2006 at 1:40 pm

    “Jew lookin’ at me?”

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  12. Jim Hourihan says:

    September 19th, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    “You’re asking me why I don’t like Jews?I converted to Judaism last year. I agreed to be circumcised but it all went wrong when the rabbi lopped 4 inches off the end of my penis. So yeah I am upset. I’ve been left with a 10 inch stump.”

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  13. Jim Hourihan says:

    September 19th, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    “My agent said to my wife that my fart smells worse than my breath. But she put him right, she told him to stop f****** exaggerating.”

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  14. Darin Madden says:

    September 20th, 2006 at 8:45 am

    Ich bin eine kleine Teekanne kurz und stämmig, dies ist mein Griff und dies ist mein Ausflussrohr

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  15. Sahil Lamba says:

    October 26th, 2006 at 11:15 am

    Life’s a bitch, ’cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy.

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  16. Josh says:

    November 6th, 2006 at 2:21 am

    Do you have any crayons?

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  17. Zombie13 says:

    November 12th, 2006 at 8:48 pm

    I’ll give you 2 million dollar ransom to kidnap me and make me stop making another movie.

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  18. cambria36 says:

    January 14th, 2007 at 11:46 am

    I’m great. How are Jew?

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  19. rathiz kumar says:

    January 23rd, 2007 at 12:42 am

    The man with the only face !

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  20. Jake says:

    February 20th, 2007 at 10:39 am

    “Damn Jews!”

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  21. Filo says:

    January 31st, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    I’m not wearing any pants.

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  22. Joel says:

    July 6th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    “hi, my names steve, im 29, iv got a bubbly personality an looking for a woman who doesnt mind a liar!”

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  23. cmto says:

    March 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Zionists did 9/11.

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  24. BIGDAVE UK says:

    October 30th, 2007 at 12:51 am

    ” What day is it ? ” its drink your self to death coz i got too much money day. By the looks of it !

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  25. NooSweat says:

    April 17th, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    Christ !! Where’s the passion…??!!

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  26. dawn sharp says:

    March 14th, 2007 at 9:44 am

    Mel-o-drama…from nearby Jewpitur

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  27. Pennis Enlargement says:

    August 29th, 2007 at 3:33 am

    Pennis Enlargement…

    I found a good website where you can fing out more about……

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  28. Michael E says:

    April 5th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    I guess they CAN take our FREEEEDOM!!!

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  29. Chloe says:

    November 14th, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    Um…I have been taken hostage. If you don’t leave $50 million on top of the big HOLLYWOOD sign, I will be killed.

    WE DON’T CARE MEL!!!

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  30. Sean says:

    November 15th, 2007 at 9:03 am

    customs just had to take the P**s out of Mel’s passport photo.

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  31. tev says:

    January 9th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Wal-mart proudly uses Mel Gibson as a model for its new 3-d image shirt line

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