Strapped for cash after retiring from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Red begins a desperate search for winning lottery numbers in fortune cookies. He was unaware that he didn’t have to actually eat them all for the numbers to work.
I’ve tried everything else. My only hope is that the degrading, humilating stunts on “Big Fat Loser: Hollywood Edition” will revive my career as an actor. I’ve been out of circulation since they took Tommy off Power Rangers.
JP:
Dumpling after Dumpling, Kiriko Matasawa, plunging further and further into a pot sticker emergency – executives at Ultraman: The Next Generation declined to state on his condition. On a related note – DIM SUM - it’s GOOD FOR YOU…back after these messages…
“They say this is the cereal of the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers! They DIDN’T say it was only for kids…that adults would gain weight on it! But….still..that morphinE sure makes me feel great!:
OSHA insisted on protective gear for clumsy competetive eaters after Kim Duc Poo poked himself in the eye with his chopsticks for the thirty second time!
August 23rd, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Anyone seen my magic the gathering cards?
August 24th, 2006 at 8:01 am
Strapped for cash after retiring from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Red begins a desperate search for winning lottery numbers in fortune cookies. He was unaware that he didn’t have to actually eat them all for the numbers to work.
August 24th, 2006 at 11:53 pm
Competitive eating is an extreme sport, but the protective gear is overreacting.
August 25th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
No! I said we have to BEAT them! Not…oh, forget it. Time for the Mighty Morphin’ Power Girdle.
August 25th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
I wear gloves to cover my deformities and I use chopsticks so I don’t bite another finger off.
August 25th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
With the Chinese bobsleigh needing more ballast it was Mu Yang who drew the the short straw…
August 26th, 2006 at 9:16 pm
If Rita sends forth a henchman covered in rice and seaweed, he’s ready.
August 27th, 2006 at 8:05 am
Its My First Promise
August 28th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
They say the camera adds 10 pounds but this is a bit much.
August 29th, 2006 at 11:32 am
This restaurant is well-known for it’s famous orange pork dumpling. Oh yeah, and and the food isn’t bad either.
August 29th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
I’ve tried everything else. My only hope is that the degrading, humilating stunts on “Big Fat Loser: Hollywood Edition” will revive my career as an actor. I’ve been out of circulation since they took Tommy off Power Rangers.
August 31st, 2006 at 12:50 pm
The often forgotten Power Ranger with the glandular problem
August 31st, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Yuuummmm…Godzilla tastes gooood!!!
September 2nd, 2006 at 7:31 am
After they were famous
September 3rd, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Red: No, I really need to eat 50 of those to gain power..
Blue: You’re just using that as an excuse, you fat fucker!
September 5th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
The training begins for “Who Wants To A Superhero 2”.
September 8th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Anything to protect from Bird Flu, expect eating!
September 9th, 2006 at 12:27 am
Grow grow Speed Racer!
September 12th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
“Sumo Sled Eatathon” next olympic event
September 15th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
The real Chow Yun Fat
September 16th, 2006 at 5:37 am
I’m sure that the restaurant door says,
“out of order”on a board and on another,”will always be that way!”
September 18th, 2006 at 6:55 pm
What the heck is this stuff?
September 19th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
“If I was to choose I’d say I prefer this one.”
“But you’ve said that about the last 25 samples.”
“”Just shut your face and keep them coming.”
September 20th, 2006 at 9:02 am
JP:
Dumpling after Dumpling, Kiriko Matasawa, plunging further and further into a pot sticker emergency – executives at Ultraman: The Next Generation declined to state on his condition. On a related note – DIM SUM - it’s GOOD FOR YOU…back after these messages…
September 22nd, 2006 at 9:54 pm
How ATOM MAN found the secret of becoming GIGANTIC!!
September 24th, 2006 at 6:23 am
its been 30 years now!
September 25th, 2006 at 5:39 am
Nikhil its enough,please leave some thing for me.
September 26th, 2006 at 6:36 am
“They say this is the cereal of the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers! They DIDN’T say it was only for kids…that adults would gain weight on it! But….still..that morphinE sure makes me feel great!:
September 26th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Spot the depressed Power Ranger.
September 26th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
As fat Sato contemplates, it may be a sad man who lives with his honorable parents, but not as sad as the woman who will sneak into his room with him.
September 26th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
It’s Morphin Time!
Now to find my ‘Whopper” Zword.
October 3rd, 2006 at 9:20 am
Things went downhill for Kobayashi after not being asked to return to this year’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest
October 4th, 2006 at 4:45 am
You form feet and legs! And I’ll form….the Belly!
November 6th, 2006 at 2:23 am
This person had over-protective parents
November 15th, 2006 at 10:53 am
“Power Up!!” ...”Shit I think i swallowed a chop stick.”
February 3rd, 2007 at 1:53 am
What Red resorted to after telebubbies stole their fame.
February 7th, 2007 at 5:52 am
He surely has the power, but it stinks when he generates it.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
OSHA insisted on protective gear for clumsy competetive eaters after Kim Duc Poo poked himself in the eye with his chopsticks for the thirty second time!
February 20th, 2007 at 10:36 am
nothing makes you feel better after a long day of fighting zombie schoolgirls than a nice cup of raman.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Evil Kneivel reincarnates into FOOMENCHEW.
April 13th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
does this suit make me look fat?
April 17th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
“Evel” Knievel prepares come-back.
May 14th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Jimmy Spencer in training for his NASCAR comeback.
June 19th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Suffering from low self asteem, he wanted to find a fortune cookie that re-assured him he was not obese.”this could take a while”
June 21st, 2007 at 8:11 am
Dr robotnik never was the same after the end of Sonic
June 27th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
after the show “power rangers” was cancelled, the actors were devistated
August 11th, 2007 at 4:45 am
Mmhm, Blubber! Thank goodness i bought a suit that fits all AND make me look good at the same time!
September 12th, 2007 at 10:58 am
GEORGE HAVE YOU SEEN MUH BASEBALL??
September 21st, 2007 at 9:30 am
supper hero
October 7th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
The only safe way to eat Mom’s Chinese Norwiegian Chunky Nuggets with Noodles and Fish Surprise.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:58 am
Captain Pork Dumplings refuels before flying to rescue another damsel in disstress !
October 30th, 2007 at 11:28 am
hi…
Agree…
November 14th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Man, being a super-hero really does have its perks, like free noodlebox on Wednesdays.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Due to the amount of smog in the streets of china, police men have to wear special flourecent outfits.
January 9th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Man uses 2 toothpicks to remove an entire side of cow from between his teeth
January 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Yes, I am Major Tsao.
February 14th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
This is the Power ranger that didn’t make the audition.