Sadly, Dawg’s latest bust only covered the monthly interest on his wife’s silicone implant operation. Seeing nothing but mountains of debt, he tried to escape to the hills. However, he had utterly underestimated his wife’s determination to return him to the bosom of her heart.
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September 29th, 2006 at 6:02 am
White people be crazy!
September 28th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Sadly, Dawg’s latest bust only covered the monthly interest on his wife’s silicone implant operation. Seeing nothing but mountains of debt, he tried to escape to the hills. However, he had utterly underestimated his wife’s determination to return him to the bosom of her heart.
October 3rd, 2006 at 12:02 pm
The Dog’s Mexican antics have been a perfect cover for his wife’s smuggling operation. Has anyone noticed her bust has knees and elbows?
October 5th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
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October 6th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
In jail Dawg was known as ‘the Mullet’
October 25th, 2006 at 11:34 am
The dawg’s wife is hot bra. She is with Christ
October 11th, 2006 at 5:34 am
“Thanks for the mammories!”
October 12th, 2006 at 10:36 am
what did you do with all my hair coloring?
October 15th, 2006 at 2:44 am
can i pull your hair ?
October 16th, 2006 at 11:24 am
Leave him alone, he’s with me now and no one can hurt him!
October 20th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Thats no lady!… Thats my wife
October 24th, 2006 at 9:13 am
Dog is looking at ten years, which is seventy in dog years
October 26th, 2006 at 9:28 am
Theres no love like an old love….well… except maybe prison love, eh dawg??
October 27th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
In his younger days he was known as
“Dog The Boobie Hunter”
October 29th, 2006 at 8:25 am
That black guy didn’t get to use his rocket launcher after all
November 5th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Dogs wife tried to warn him there was a guy with a giant black dildo sneaking up behind him.
November 5th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
The Dawg immediatly punched a cop after the photo was taken to get another six months in jail away from the Dawgette.
November 14th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Dog! Have you been using your flea coller?
November 30th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
By Gawd now that I got your fricken ass ou of jail, you WILL get a shorter hair cut !
November 30th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Ahwww, Honey you look so good in a regular shirt !
December 11th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Honey, let me fix your ribbon this time BEFORE you have the news conference . . .
December 12th, 2006 at 5:50 am
bolloc u mother funkers
December 12th, 2006 at 5:53 am
im gay
December 12th, 2006 at 5:54 am
its a friend being a bitch lol, shes annoying were in school IT lessons her name is spph
January 7th, 2007 at 5:52 am
Wife bites dog
January 3rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Caption Pugwash 3: The slap of the tart
January 14th, 2007 at 10:13 am
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPLOAD A NEW PHOTO!!!
July 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
camera man: ” did dogg jus get out of jail or beth? hard to tell jus by lookin at them.”
October 30th, 2007 at 12:42 am
Dawg meets Dog !
June 19th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
BOOOBEEES
April 17th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Get home ! now you are finally going to wash up 3 years of dirty dishes.
March 14th, 2007 at 9:41 am
Dawg the booby hunter.
July 25th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Funny Shirts…
Great Funny Shirts…
May 25th, 2007 at 6:58 am
“Hurry Dog, I’m sneaking Leland out of the jail in my cleavage.”
November 14th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Honey, let me get that nit outta your hair.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Beth Big-Boobicals didnt actuallt realise that the man behind her was making a porno.
January 9th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I found my match on e-harmony!