Dog is out of jail… but in wifes custody.

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37 Captions for “Dog is out of jail… but in wifes custody.”

  1. Kenn Young

    Sadly, Dawg’s latest bust only covered the monthly interest on his wife’s silicone implant operation. Seeing nothing but mountains of debt, he tried to escape to the hills. However, he had utterly underestimated his wife’s determination to return him to the bosom of her heart.

  2. trinawoods

    The Dog’s Mexican antics have been a perfect cover for his wife’s smuggling operation. Has anyone noticed her bust has knees and elbows?

  3. jork

    This site used to be funny when you could curse and see your post right away — but now they censor you and treat us like children. This is why caption machine really is a machine. And this is why no one come here any more.

  4. angeles

    Leave him alone, he’s with me now and no one can hurt him!

  5. Alex Kaseberg

    Dog is looking at ten years, which is seventy in dog years

  6. Simon

    Theres no love like an old love….well… except maybe prison love, eh dawg??

  7. trinawoods

    In his younger days he was known as
    “Dog The Boobie Hunter”

  8. Mike

    That black guy didn’t get to use his rocket launcher after all 🙁

  9. Gavin

    Dogs wife tried to warn him there was a guy with a giant black dildo sneaking up behind him.

  10. Kennny

    The Dawg immediatly punched a cop after the photo was taken to get another six months in jail away from the Dawgette.

  11. Paul Richmond

    Honey, let me fix your ribbon this time BEFORE you have the news conference . . .

  12. RedskinRay

    “Hurry Dog, I’m sneaking Leland out of the jail in my cleavage.”

  13. Sean

    Beth Big-Boobicals didnt actuallt realise that the man behind her was making a porno.

  14. Joel

    camera man: ” did dogg jus get out of jail or beth? hard to tell jus by lookin at them.”

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