What are you looking at?

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52 Captions for “What are you looking at?”

  1. s.chandler

    “Quarter Deck” is that your wee wee size or brain size”? “You’re a stone cold B—h, but nice hooters!”

  2. trinawoods

    I traveled halfway around the world to be reminded of my ex-wife?

  3. Alex Kaseberg

    “You calling me an ugly American? Well I say you’re a stone cold bitch.”

  4. Working stiff

    Boring. Aaaaallllll those pictures you must get sent in, and this is the best you could come up with?

  5. trinawoods

    Project Runway has really gone downhill since the first season.

  6. Simon

    13 years in the Navy left Bruce totally unprepared for his first encounter with a “white girl” with attitude.

  7. trinawoods

    Michelangelo’s “Herb” never had quite the same impact as his “David.”

  8. lawrence

    Seriously, if you just get this stump out of my ass You’ll get 3 wishes…..

    OK OK ….FOUR….

  9. Jeremy

    And so that day it began.

    A battle for pride.
    A battle for country.

    A battle in which one man will no longer undergo the tyranny of his inanimate, cross dressing, albino, tree squating king.

  10. dawn sharp

    Lot’s wife tells her husband to lay off the salt.

  11. tedxfiles

    You’re taking this “getting stoned” thing a bit too far Gladys!

  12. Woot Woot

    It’s not a purse! You stong cold b***h

  13. bret smith

    little did he know that statues dont blink

  14. Jonny

    …. …. …. Wait, I think you just blinked! I win!

  15. RedskinRay

    You Pompeii chicks were smokin’ hot back in the day.

  16. george

    8 weeks without, and jeff was even eyeing-up the statue

  17. Will

    His ugly stare turned the woman to stone.

  18. sam

    she’s more chisseled than you’ll ever be

  19. adam h

    franks eyesight has really gotten bad.

  20. Adi

    life’s vast like de sky,,,,,,

    still death awaits….be prepared!!!

  21. claire

    man: stop copying me!
    stop it!
    dont make me come over there biatch!

    Patrick liked to make sure his hos knew their place, but this new ho was really starting to get on his nerves..

  22. Al

    I told you not to stand under that cement mixer.

  23. Sean

    I know you have a cold personality, but I’d like to get to know you!

  24. Joel

    “darling, have you seen my glasses?… fine, dont answer me then!”

  25. Rach

    The latest fashions straight from Italy… and Minnesota

  26. sops

    i used 2 hav a figure like that…….before..the accident

  27. Lucy

    Frank got quite a shock when he looked in the mirror that morning

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