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  1. Lt Columbo says:

    March 6th, 2007 at 12:54 am

    That’s what a night out with Keith Richards does to you….

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  2. Lt Columbo says:

    March 6th, 2007 at 12:55 am

    I warned her not to eat at Gordon Ramsey’s restaurant

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  3. Lt Columbo says:

    March 6th, 2007 at 12:56 am

    She looks ill…she looks on deaths doorstep….she looks just like every other passport photo

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  4. Coyoty says:

    March 6th, 2007 at 2:06 am

    ...One twelve-step program for a woman.

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  5. Alex Kaseberg says:

    March 6th, 2007 at 10:13 am

    Before diaper rash. After diaper rash.

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  6. s.chandler says:

    March 6th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    NASA just sucks the life right out of ya!

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  7. trinawoods says:

    March 6th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    “Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”

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  8. trinawoods says:

    March 6th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    She’s an honest-to-goodness Space Cadet.

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  9. trinawoods says:

    March 6th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    Crew selection is firmed up for the first flight of the Space Shuttle “Deranged” scheduled to launch in late April.

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  10. dawn sharp says:

    March 14th, 2007 at 8:07 am

    In an attempt to avoid arrest, fly-girl tries some of Michael Jackson’s vanishing cream.

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  11. tedxfiles says:

    March 14th, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    BEWARE of this weapon of self-destruction!

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  12. Working stiff says:

    March 15th, 2007 at 9:06 pm

    This is your brain before you go out in space and fall in love with an atronaut….This is your brain after …...I want to see Uranus ….....

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  13. tired says:

    March 16th, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    Can I go to the bathroom NOW ? I’ve been driving wearing this diaper now for 9 hours !!!!!!!1

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  14. Christian says:

    March 19th, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    Novad, before and after developing a tilde on her forehead.

    ~

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  15. Rob says:

    March 20th, 2007 at 11:19 am

    This is what a Tang addiction can do.

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  16. Bret says:

    March 20th, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    It was the only way I could meet Nick Nolte.

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  17. kane says:

    March 21st, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    look mum it’s bannana man

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  18. Raphael Doria says:

    March 24th, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Woman after drugs

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  19. trinawoods says:

    March 27th, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    She wore Huggies! She didn’t…

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  20. lawrence says:

    March 27th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    I think she needs to stay at a Holiday INN next time….

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  21. noo says:

    March 27th, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    Shes got lips on her forhead no wonder she had bangs

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  22. vizman says:

    March 28th, 2007 at 10:06 am

    Pamper’s Poster Child

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  23. The Guru says:

    April 4th, 2007 at 2:12 am

    I told her not to smoke that pot!!

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  24. Rob says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    I’d rather picture 7 of 9 wearing a diaper.

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  25. Deadstick says:

    April 13th, 2007 at 9:13 am

    Extreme Makeover: NASA Edition

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  26. NooSweat says:

    April 17th, 2007 at 6:00 pm

    What weightlessness does for wrinkles.

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  27. big n bad says:

    April 18th, 2007 at 9:24 am

    from 0 to taisty in 60 seckonds

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  28. Jujoji says:

    April 25th, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    How did she feel after her journey?....Depends.

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  29. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    Pigs in space… !...?

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  30. s.chandler says:

    April 29th, 2007 at 7:23 am

    NEW PICTURE PLEASE !!!!!

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  31. Cassablanca says:

    April 30th, 2007 at 8:29 am

    picture one: mmm, gotta love them chocolate laxatives. always leave me feeling fresh!

    picture two: ughhh (gurgle gurgle) can i be excused…?

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  32. bate, master says:

    May 7th, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    This is what happend when you budge in front of someone at a make up sale—you get the shit beat outa you.

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  33. trinawoods says:

    May 8th, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Lack-O-Tang, Poon or otherwise.

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  34. RedskinRay says:

    May 12th, 2007 at 11:17 am

    Photo 1 on carton of milk: “Have you seen me.”

    Photo 2 on carton of sour milk: “If you see me, you don’t know me.”

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  35. Simon says:

    May 14th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    Lisa Nowak – Lisa Yeswak

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  36. Sean Angelo says:

    May 19th, 2007 at 10:27 am

    On the right we have her before she was smoking dope and on the left a picture of her while she was smoking dope, doesn’t dope just making every good?

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  37. trinawoods says:

    May 25th, 2007 at 10:07 am

    Before and after of what we all look like when the Caption Machine photo doesn’t change for THREE MONTHS!!

    WTF!!!

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  38. Kishore says:

    May 26th, 2007 at 3:56 am

    This is wht makeover does to u…

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  39. Ken says:

    May 31st, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    Houston, she has a problem.

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  40. Tommy Everson says:

    June 2nd, 2007 at 9:58 am

    Moral: Wear protection.

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  41. Tommy Vercetti says:

    June 6th, 2007 at 10:38 am

    Goofus wears diapers and attempts murder.

    Gallant pilots a NASA space shuttle and doesn’t commit felonies.

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  42. Thann says:

    June 6th, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    Pix one: In love

    Pix two: Not so much….

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  43. gre says:

    June 9th, 2007 at 5:33 am

    fez

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  44. Jman says:

    June 12th, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    But I saved a fortune on my car insurance!!!

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  45. ANOEL says:

    June 17th, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    I LOVE TO PISS

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  46. Will says:

    June 19th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Here nervous smile was wearing thin, as she realised the woman in the picture was her.

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  47. immnpozoyz says:

    June 20th, 2007 at 11:47 pm

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! hpyjlzngslpn

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  48. gutyd says:

    July 1st, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    remind me not to eat spicy food again…..

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  49. Why do we fail? says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    Florida Life Insurance…

    Insight is difficult. It’s always easier to stand outside the box and critisize then stand in it and remember what to do….

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  50. THEROTTINGDOG says:

    September 12th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    WHAT CAN I SAY?? COCAINE IS A POWERFULL DRUG

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  51. Tim Ownes says:

    September 12th, 2007 at 11:47 am

    She got smacked with a racket

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  52. Tigra says:

    October 7th, 2007 at 8:39 pm

    She put her evil scheme into action and beat and tortured her victim to within an inch of her life and…..”What? That’s her on the right too?” Nevermind.

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  53. BIGDAVE UK says:

    October 29th, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    Outer space dose not hurt your brain HONEST !

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  54. Chloe says:

    November 14th, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    Which one’s Michael Jackson?

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  55. Sean says:

    November 15th, 2007 at 8:46 am

    This is why we should wear our headgear when reentering the Earths atmosphere!

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  56. tev says:

    January 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    It worked for Jessica, but dag nabbit, ProActiv just didn’t work for me!

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  57. dev says:

    January 25th, 2008 at 7:30 am

    Vampire meets zombie

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  58. Jolie says:

    February 17th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Kids, THAT is why you don’t want to be an astronaut.

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