Guard Dog

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31 Captions for “Guard Dog”

  1. Victor Nelson

    Scruffy Boy couldn’t figure out why he kept hearing, “Brains!!!” Unfortunately, his confusion wouldn’t last for long.

  2. s.chandler

    “Double keggers with free fur balls” just might catch on!

  3. s.chandler

    Isn’t it grand that Miller provides a warm and fuzzy duster for thier aluminum kegs!

  4. Dan

    Amid rising oil prices, even dogs have started to keep their own secured oil reserve

  5. trinawoods

    The Keg Heave is one of the most popular events in the World’s Strongest Scotty Dog competition.

  6. RedskinRay

    “He can’t stay down with 2 barrels in him….not with 2 he can’t.”

  7. trinawoods

    The trip back to the store in the morning to return the empties is absolute hell.

  8. trinawoods

    “There better be lots of bitches at this party. It’s been almost 6 hours since I got laid, dawg.”

  9. Brian Meskill

    Please don’t turn
    Please don’t turn
    Please don’t turn

  10. Joekirr

    What? What?! I don’t have a drinking problem, you’re the problem of drinking, I say, *hick*


    Traffic police pull over this driver. Cop — ” why hav’nt you strapped your dog in sir ? ” Driver — ” well officer its a warm day and you can’t drink a dog !”

  12. typeFirst.ThinkLater

    beer. it makes you see this doberman guarding the kegs as a yorkie, and it makes it seem like a good idea to go get youself a sip.

  13. Sean

    It was recently announced that Mr Bush was hiding nuclear waste, apparently he needed someone smarter than him to deny its existance.

  14. Kennny

    I said “pick up keg and a couple of bitches” you dumb bastard!

  15. Ray R.

    “SHHHHH! dont tell anyone, but im trying to sneak these too imigrants over the border!”

  16. tev

    His Wife, Sparky, Swears that Spuds MacKenzie is Still on the Wagon

  17. Fisher

    Who took this?!? I’m calling pet services! I mean, you didn’t even have the decency to leave him a tap!

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