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Guard Dog

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  1. trinawoods says:

    August 27th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    “There better be lots of bitches at this party. It’s been almost 6 hours since I got laid, dawg.”

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  2. typeFirst.ThinkLater says:

    November 4th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    beer. it makes you see this doberman guarding the kegs as a yorkie, and it makes it seem like a good idea to go get youself a sip.

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  3. Joel says:

    July 6th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Grrrrrr!!

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  4. Coyoty says:

    August 9th, 2007 at 12:39 am

    A larger dog could reach the openings, and you can’t risk that.

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  5. Victor Nelson says:

    August 8th, 2007 at 9:02 am

    Scruffy Boy couldn’t figure out why he kept hearing, “Brains!!!” Unfortunately, his confusion wouldn’t last for long.

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  6. s.chandler says:

    August 8th, 2007 at 9:40 am

    “Double keggers with free fur balls” just might catch on!

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  7. s.chandler says:

    August 8th, 2007 at 9:42 am

    Isn’t it grand that Miller provides a warm and fuzzy duster for thier aluminum kegs!

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  8. Dan says:

    August 9th, 2007 at 12:03 am

    Amid rising oil prices, even dogs have started to keep their own secured oil reserve

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  9. Joekirr says:

    October 16th, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    What? What?! I don’t have a drinking problem, you’re the problem of drinking, I say, hick

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  10. cyco Lee says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    Safety First.

    Always wear your seatbelt.

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  11. Jig says:

    August 11th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    These two bitches are a barrel of laughs1

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  12. BIGDAVE UK says:

    October 30th, 2007 at 12:23 am

    Traffic police pull over this driver. Cop — ” why hav’nt you strapped your dog in sir ? ” Driver — ” well officer its a warm day and you can’t drink a dog !”

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  13. RedskinRay says:

    August 20th, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    “He can’t stay down with 2 barrels in him….not with 2 he can’t.”

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  14. trinawoods says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    The trip back to the store in the morning to return the empties is absolute hell.

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  15. nice says:

    September 14th, 2007 at 1:01 am

    No matter how you are, We make you comfort and secure

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  16. trinawoods says:

    September 14th, 2007 at 11:23 am

    Man’s Best Friend…
    Oh yeah, and a dog.

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  17. trinawoods says:

    August 24th, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Step 1: Admit you have a problem…

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  18. trinawoods says:

    August 16th, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    The Keg Heave is one of the most popular events in the World’s Strongest Scotty Dog competition.

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  19. trinawoods says:

    August 16th, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    “I swear officer, the dog is 21.”

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  20. abi says:

    August 17th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    The Back Seat Of Lindsay Lohan’s Car

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  21. HJWood says:

    September 28th, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    Two 35 gal. nitroglycerin bombs. only one fuse

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  22. Brian Meskill says:

    October 12th, 2007 at 11:46 pm

    Please don’t turn
    Please don’t turn
    Please don’t turn

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  23. Oh Caption My Caption says:

    November 8th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    …they WILL be mine. Oh yes…..

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  24. Kennny says:

    December 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    I said “pick up keg and a couple of bitches” you dumb bastard!

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  25. Chloe says:

    November 14th, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    Ohh…we’re gonna have a good one tonight boys…

    Hot bitches for everyone!!

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  26. Sean says:

    November 15th, 2007 at 8:42 am

    It was recently announced that Mr Bush was hiding nuclear waste, apparently he needed someone smarter than him to deny its existance.

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  27. tev says:

    January 9th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    His Wife, Sparky, Swears that Spuds MacKenzie is Still on the Wagon

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  28. Fisher says:

    April 17th, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    Who took this?!? I’m calling pet services! I mean, you didn’t even have the decency to leave him a tap!

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  29. Ray R. says:

    December 18th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    “SHHHHH! dont tell anyone, but im trying to sneak these too imigrants over the border!”

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  30. Jolie says:

    February 17th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    The dog says, “How are you two?”

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