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2 For One Sale

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  1. snowslug says:

    August 11th, 2007 at 11:11 pm

    To market, to market, to sell two fat pigs…

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  2. Coyoty says:

    August 12th, 2007 at 12:58 am

    “Next time, I’m picking the travel agency, Edna.”

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  3. Dan says:

    August 12th, 2007 at 8:20 am

    In wake of the recent global credit crisis, grandmothers are now being sold on the black market.

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  4. Coyoty says:

    August 13th, 2007 at 12:43 am

    “When you asked for a hybrid vehicle, you should have been more specific, Rita.”

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  5. Fartman says:

    August 13th, 2007 at 2:03 am

    The Russian caravan never cought on in the rest of the world

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  6. A says:

    August 14th, 2007 at 6:01 am

    Pracovnici SRo pridu do roboty.

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  7. trinawoods says:

    August 16th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    At least they HAVE taxis in Elcrapistan.

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  8. Funky says:

    August 17th, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    (left to right)
    Amish lady 1: Busted again

    Amish lady 2: I think this mosquito is trying to tell me something

    Amish lady 1: Dummy, mosquitoes cant talk

    Amish lady 2:Yes… key under there… yes…

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  9. Coyoty says:

    August 18th, 2007 at 3:46 am

    “I don’t think this is the Cash Cab, Edna.”

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  10. Coyoty says:

    August 18th, 2007 at 11:51 pm

    Armpitsburg, Uzbekistan tries to control its growing prostitution problem.

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  11. goldie says:

    August 19th, 2007 at 11:48 am

    he is sure being extra safe…

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  12. Alex says:

    August 20th, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    Borat, behind the scenes.

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  13. mel says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 8:32 am

    They said ’ free range ‘

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  14. trinawoods says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Babushkas Gone Wild

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  15. SRIKANTH says:

    August 23rd, 2007 at 12:17 am

    CAUGHT BETWEEN FOUR WHEELS

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  16. B Wild says:

    August 23rd, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Manchester United vs. Manchester City.
    Game Day.

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  17. trinawoods says:

    August 24th, 2007 at 9:50 am

    Watch out Paris, Nicole and Lindsey!
    Portable jail cells are all the rage in Europe.

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  18. Coyoty says:

    August 26th, 2007 at 3:04 am

    Some people need playpens at the end of their lives, too.

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  19. Captions says:

    August 26th, 2007 at 11:11 am

    I TOLD YOU IT WAS A TRAP

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  20. Coyoty says:

    August 27th, 2007 at 12:04 am

    The cubicle where your IT support is outsourced to.

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  21. Coyoty says:

    August 30th, 2007 at 12:58 am

    Worst. Wrestling. Cage. Match. Ever.

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  22. brian says:

    September 2nd, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    takes russian hay rides to a whole new level

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  23. Coyoty says:

    September 3rd, 2007 at 1:03 am

    Disney adapts the shark cage for their Animal Kingdom tours.

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  24. trinawoods says:

    September 6th, 2007 at 8:42 pm

    A typical Mother’s Day at the Siegfried and Roy estate.

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  25. John says:

    September 6th, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    (wife):Earl?.... Honey?... The market’s that way.

    (woman2): Where’s he going, there’s nothing over here for a hundred

    mi-les…o sh*t…

    (both): AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  26. reddy says:

    September 10th, 2007 at 4:59 am

    buy young get old for free

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  27. Rob says:

    September 12th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Polyamory is alive and well in eastern europe

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  28. trinawoods says:

    September 14th, 2007 at 11:42 am

    Belarus is going all out this year with their entry for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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  29. Free James says:

    September 22nd, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Shut Up Brenda! We Had To Get To The Doctor Somehow!!!!!

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  30. JR says:

    September 27th, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    Life is a journey…!!

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  31. HJWood says:

    September 28th, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    The hunt had been long and hard, but in the end Europe’s most elusive criminal minds were caught. Yes, it had taken 80 years, and stealing cheese was no longer the crime it once was.

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  32. Coyoty says:

    September 28th, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    It’s people! Cyrillic Green is made from people!!!

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  33. Anusha says:

    October 1st, 2007 at 12:51 am

    Wheeled or Barred?

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  34. Leon says:

    October 1st, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    Wayne Rooneys Bonus was being Delivered

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  35. Jake says:

    October 2nd, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    With grain prices at an all-time low, Yuri had no choice but to sell his two prized grandmothers in order to keep the farm.

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  36. Coyoty says:

    October 3rd, 2007 at 1:16 am

    Farmer Pepperidge had shown up at the corner too late to get all the good illegal aliens.

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  37. Coach says:

    October 5th, 2007 at 2:32 am

    The Bosnian SWAT Team were an elite group, bringing down two nationally feared terrorists and escorting them to the national border in highly secured convoy.

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  38. Julie Lynch says:

    October 7th, 2007 at 8:23 pm

    Bring Out Your Dead!

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  39. david martin says:

    October 9th, 2007 at 7:33 am

    tractor man – pimp of the countryside!

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  40. Kevin says:

    October 9th, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    Late last week, the two animals who had escaped from the zoo were captured. they were found knitting on a park bench.

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  41. Brian Meskill says:

    October 12th, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    Thelma?

    Yes Louise?

    This is getting old.

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  42. Lanza says:

    October 15th, 2007 at 3:32 am

    The fun really starts when you throw that fucker in the pool.

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  43. Tim says:

    October 27th, 2007 at 10:56 pm

    Look, there are two of us here!

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  44. BIGDAVE UK says:

    October 29th, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    Edna whats a threesum ?

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  45. Oh Caption My Caption says:

    November 8th, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    I hate public transit…

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  46. Stogie Bear says:

    November 8th, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Pattaya police pick up two more Uzbeki prostitutes…

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  47. Chloe says:

    November 14th, 2007 at 9:41 pm

    FREE TO GOOD HOME:

    2 old babshukas past their used by dates…
    They are toilet trained…
    Will pay money for removal…

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  48. Sean says:

    November 15th, 2007 at 8:39 am

    Eastern Europe’s answer to cage fighting.

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  49. Olivia says:

    November 25th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    A family caged together, stays together

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  50. Jodie says:

    November 30th, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    The Countryside Pimp Mobile.

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  51. Lee Davies says:

    December 8th, 2007 at 8:11 am

    Old Transport For Old People!

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  52. mflo says:

    December 19th, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    We would still be at the bar if you hadn’t tryed that lape dance on that young fella !!

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  53. Dennis Adams says:

    December 27th, 2007 at 5:52 am

    I simply asked him to take us to the market and he said OK.

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  54. bern reid says:

    December 27th, 2007 at 9:25 pm

    takin’ the old hens to market

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  55. Glen Bennett. says:

    December 30th, 2007 at 1:04 am

    I told you we should not of told them where terry went to.

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  56. Wayne Whitman says:

    December 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    I told you Dad would catch us skipping school

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  57. Wayne Whitman says:

    December 30th, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    Are they gonna force us into prostitution in Las Vegas?

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  58. Wayne Whitman says:

    December 30th, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    al-Qaida’s bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahri are seen making a break for it in diguise in a Canadian aroured vehicle

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  59. Wayne Whitman says:

    December 30th, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    We made the big time at last This soft top sports car will be our ticket to Wall Street

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  60. Kennny says:

    December 30th, 2007 at 10:56 pm

    well… I remember back in the good ole days, we had to walk to town, nothin fancy like these days….

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  61. Kathy Lee says:

    December 31st, 2007 at 7:30 pm

    We may be out of the closet, but now we are in a cage!!!

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  62. marilyn says:

    January 2nd, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    This is 1st Class.

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  63. sheldon says:

    January 2nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Thats A MAn At Work Takin The Trash Out!!!!!

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  64. Leonard says:

    January 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    Helga, How do you like my new stretch limo?

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  65. Dayna says:

    January 3rd, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    I told you they would lock us up and throw away the key for speaking english in Russia!!!!

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  66. Wally says:

    January 3rd, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    I told you before, don’t flash the boys!

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  67. Barb says:

    January 3rd, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Sure Olga, we’ll meet lots of men in the bars!

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  68. Garnet Carruthers says:

    January 4th, 2008 at 4:05 am

    now you can hear your mother nag you like you nag me!!!!!!!!!!

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  69. stiffy says:

    January 4th, 2008 at 5:15 am

    next time we shouldn’t put the gravy on his mashed potatoes

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  70. Brian Muir says:

    January 5th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Cage Fight contestants at the Baptist Home for the Elderly are transported to the annual “Death Match”.

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  71. tev says:

    January 9th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Due to PETA, Fred No Longer Uses Leg Hold Traps

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  72. de says:

    January 17th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    First, find gurlz.

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  73. toilet cubicle says:

    February 4th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    toilet cubicle…

    oh, good times….

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  74. Jolie says:

    February 17th, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Witch craft!!!

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  75. siri says:

    March 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Howz the world,from behind the bars?

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  76. tyra says:

    May 6th, 2008 at 3:59 am

    Wow, I envy you

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