2 For One Sale

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77 Captions for “2 For One Sale”

  1. snowslug

    To market, to market, to sell two fat pigs…

  2. Dan

    In wake of the recent global credit crisis, grandmothers are now being sold on the black market.

  3. Coyoty

    “When you asked for a hybrid vehicle, you should have been more specific, Rita.”

  4. Fartman

    The Russian caravan never cought on in the rest of the world

  5. Funky

    (left to right)
    Amish lady 1: Busted again

    Amish lady 2: I think this mosquito is trying to tell me something

    Amish lady 1: Dummy, mosquitoes cant talk

    Amish lady 2:Yes… key under there… yes…

  6. B Wild

    Manchester United vs. Manchester City.
    Game Day.

  7. trinawoods

    Watch out Paris, Nicole and Lindsey!
    Portable jail cells are all the rage in Europe.

  8. trinawoods

    A typical Mother’s Day at the Siegfried and Roy estate.

  9. John

    (wife):Earl?…. Honey?… The market’s that way.

    (woman2): Where’s he going, there’s nothing over here for a hundred
    mi-les…o sh*t…

    (both): AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. trinawoods

    Belarus is going all out this year with their entry for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

  11. Free James

    Shut Up Brenda! We Had To Get To The Doctor Somehow!!!!!

  12. HJWood

    The hunt had been long and hard, but in the end Europe’s most elusive criminal minds were caught. Yes, it had taken 80 years, and stealing cheese was no longer the crime it once was.

  13. Jake

    With grain prices at an all-time low, Yuri had no choice but to sell his two prized grandmothers in order to keep the farm.

  14. Coyoty

    Farmer Pepperidge had shown up at the corner too late to get all the good illegal aliens.

  15. Coach

    The Bosnian SWAT Team were an elite group, bringing down two nationally feared terrorists and escorting them to the national border in highly secured convoy.

  16. Kevin

    Late last week, the two animals who had escaped from the zoo were captured. they were found knitting on a park bench.

  17. Lanza

    The fun really starts when you throw that fucker in the pool.

  18. Chloe

    FREE TO GOOD HOME:

    2 old babshukas past their used by dates…
    They are toilet trained…
    Will pay money for removal…

  19. mflo

    We would still be at the bar if you hadn’t tryed that lape dance on that young fella !!

  20. Dennis Adams

    I simply asked him to take us to the market and he said OK.

  21. Glen Bennett.

    I told you we should not of told them where terry went to.

  22. Wayne Whitman

    Are they gonna force us into prostitution in Las Vegas?

  23. Wayne Whitman

    al-Qaida’s bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahri are seen making a break for it in diguise in a Canadian aroured vehicle

  24. Wayne Whitman

    We made the big time at last This soft top sports car will be our ticket to Wall Street

  25. Kennny

    well… I remember back in the good ole days, we had to walk to town, nothin fancy like these days….

  26. Kathy Lee

    We may be out of the closet, but now we are in a cage!!!

  27. Dayna

    I told you they would lock us up and throw away the key for speaking english in Russia!!!!

  28. Barb

    Sure Olga, we’ll meet lots of men in the bars!

  29. Garnet Carruthers

    now you can hear your mother nag you like you nag me!!!!!!!!!!

  30. stiffy

    next time we shouldn’t put the gravy on his mashed potatoes

  31. Brian Muir

    Cage Fight contestants at the Baptist Home for the Elderly are transported to the annual “Death Match”.

  32. Joel

    “oh margaret you wally, you told me this was a porta loo!!”

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