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Halloween Massacre

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  1. Joel says:

    July 6th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    i want my mummy!!!

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  2. ali says:

    May 16th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    we in the houseeeee

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  3. billy black says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 7:26 am

    im rick james bitch!

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  4. cmto says:

    April 24th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    The budget for the Halloween franchise isn’t as generous as it used to be.

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  5. anon says:

    January 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    I don’t care if you didn’t know she was a gord, I LOVE MY MOTHER!

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  6. Sassy says:

    November 9th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    Attack of the killer Pumpkins!!

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  7. Sassy says:

    November 9th, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    He looks pretty broken up over this mess…

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  8. Sassy says:

    November 9th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    Is he going to be ok??

    Yeah,,Sure it was just a GUT reaction to a Squashed Dream….

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  9. Sassy says:

    November 9th, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    It was a REALLY nasty Break up..pretty GUT wrenching…

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  10. Coyoty says:

    November 9th, 2007 at 11:56 pm

    In the parody movie “Holiday Movie”, Michael Myers is played by Mike Myers.

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  11. Coyoty says:

    November 9th, 2007 at 11:58 pm

    The Pumpkin Seed of Chucky.

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  12. Kennny says:

    December 30th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

    Even a little PCP on Halloween is not a good idea

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  13. Neberneferaten says:

    November 11th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    You shoulda seen what that thing did to the trick or treaters.

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  14. JHC says:

    November 11th, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Tired of the Abominable Snowman getting all the holiday monster credit, Steve the Pumpkin Monster resorts to Cannibalism.

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  15. Coyoty says:

    November 12th, 2007 at 4:40 am

    After that, the kids stayed off Old Man Jenkins’ lawn.

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  16. s.chandler says:

    November 12th, 2007 at 6:10 am

    Jack O’Lantern just couldn’t handle hard cider.

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  17. Luigiosa says:

    November 28th, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    No i Just think he doesn’t like skull food.

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  18. Max says:

    November 14th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    trick or treat
    NO CANDY HUH
    UL PAY IN UR OWN LITTLE WAY

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  19. Chloe says:

    November 14th, 2007 at 9:33 pm

    Trick or…ARRGH!!!

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  20. Coyoty says:

    November 16th, 2007 at 12:27 am

    Pumpkin Patch Kids development did not go so well.

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  21. Michael Robb says:

    November 16th, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    No! No! I told you not to drink the pumpkin cider when your candle is lit!

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  22. fishersm says:

    January 11th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    For the last time STOP CALLING ME A GOURD!!!

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  23. Sammo says:

    November 18th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    There can be ONLY ONE!

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  24. Sammo says:

    November 18th, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    Two anthropomorphised Halloween pumkin men enter, one anthropomorphised Halloween pumpkin man leaves!

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  25. Coyoty says:

    December 4th, 2007 at 2:43 am

    This is why people don’t give jack-o-lanterns bodies.

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  26. Coyoty says:

    November 19th, 2007 at 3:15 am

    Jack was horrified to learn it was only a kid dressed as a pinata. All that work and no candy.

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  27. filkertom says:

    November 20th, 2007 at 3:08 am

    THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!

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  28. filkertom says:

    November 20th, 2007 at 3:09 am

    Against the Great Pumpkin, upstart Jack Skellington never really had a chance.

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  29. bbi-jayde says:

    November 20th, 2007 at 5:08 am

    mwaaahhh hahaha i killed all mankind, oh wait it’s all my kind noooooooooooooo

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  30. stumpy says:

    November 20th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    Neighbor 1: MY Pumpkins!!
    Neighbor 2: They aren’t yours anymore!

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  31. RedskinRay says:

    November 20th, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    “You punk ass kids….that was my wife!!”

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  32. Coyoty says:

    November 22nd, 2007 at 1:55 am

    The way-off-Broadway production of “The Phantom of the Pumpkin Patch” was way off.

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  33. trinawoods says:

    November 22nd, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    It was no surprise to the O’Lantern family that Fred would some day take his brother’s life in a jealous rage.

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  34. ninjacartoonmonkey says:

    November 22nd, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    Hey Bill? Your new skull just arrived from… Bill? BILL! AAAAA!!!!!!!

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  35. trinawoods says:

    March 20th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    Hey, it keeps the Jehovah Witnesses at bay.

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  36. lew says:

    November 26th, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    “don’t ever say i look like david dickinson again”

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  37. Kennny says:

    December 15th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    Daddy punkin just insists boy punkin raise that B to an A next semester

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  38. tev says:

    January 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Trash Can wins Game of Hide -N-Seek vs. Pumpkin Man

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  39. Amanda says:

    December 2nd, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    Stop comparing me to Frosty Dad! I have feelings too!

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  40. Sylocat says:

    December 2nd, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    In Soviet Korea… PUMPKINS SMASH YOU!!!

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  41. trinawoods says:

    December 2nd, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    Next Thanksgiving, only apple pie will be served at Stephen King’s house.

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  42. trinawoods says:

    December 2nd, 2007 at 8:30 pm

    I warned you NOT to call me Gourd-o again!

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  43. Kenn Young says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    Coming Soon to a theater near you! Linus vs. the Great Pumpkin!

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  44. Tondar says:

    April 16th, 2008 at 12:35 am

    And now you have learned the power of the Mongols!

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  45. MyTmedia says:

    December 6th, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Rage against the pumpkin

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  46. doug says:

    December 6th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    i come home from working all day to put food on the table and you only have one job!!! one f*cking job!!!!

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  47. Tony says:

    December 7th, 2007 at 12:42 am

    Smashing Pumpkins

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  48. Tony says:

    December 7th, 2007 at 12:42 am

    Racism was rife this haloween… (that was a JAP pumpkin)

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  49. Brian Muir says:

    January 5th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    “Dammit! I told you going to a Smashing Pumpkins concert was a really dumb idea!”

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  50. mytmedia says:

    December 7th, 2007 at 8:22 am

    Pimp my Punkin

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  51. Chelsea and Jordan says:

    December 7th, 2007 at 10:15 am

    MWAHA! I AM THE PUMPKINATOR!

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  52. Eric says:

    January 4th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    A terrorist in my own front yard…

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  53. Callum says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Make me into pie will you!

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  54. lew says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    “don’t ever say i look like david dickinson again”

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  55. trinawoods says:

    December 8th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    Tim Burton’s remake of Pulp Fiction.

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  56. trinawoods says:

    December 8th, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    And you thought the neighborhood was seedy before…

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  57. Pricey says:

    May 7th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Arghh you shot me! You shot me right in the arm!

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  58. King Bunny says:

    March 18th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…IT’S ALIVE! It’s ALIVE!!

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  59. Mike says:

    December 9th, 2007 at 11:47 am

    I said Overeasy/

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  60. Kennny says:

    December 15th, 2007 at 5:14 pm

    Dr Pumpkin lost his cool, and most of a limb during a prostate exam.

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  61. tom says:

    January 1st, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    you wanna piece of me!!!

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  62. gemma says:

    December 16th, 2007 at 11:09 am

    I have the boobs so i make the rules

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  63. Ray R. says:

    December 18th, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    That’ll teach those teenagers to mess with me!

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  64. mflo says:

    December 19th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    Who ever heard of a nija pumpkin anyway?

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  65. hanzysam says:

    January 20th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    “YOU ROTTEN KIDZ!!!!”

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  66. Retard says:

    June 13th, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Jack-o-wackedon.

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  67. James Clarke says:

    May 22nd, 2008 at 10:10 am

    “Pumpkin, I’m home! ARGHHH!”

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  68. offshore bank says:

    June 25th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    looks like the old kid in the block, after winning he is crying because he got heart!

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  69. Scott L says:

    June 29th, 2008 at 8:05 am

    The pumpkins were truely inspired with Kill Bill

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