Halloween Massacre

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85 Captions for “Halloween Massacre”

  1. Sassy

    Is he going to be ok??

    Yeah,,Sure it was just a GUT reaction to a Squashed Dream….

  2. Neberneferaten

    You shoulda seen what that thing did to the trick or treaters.

  3. JHC

    Tired of the Abominable Snowman getting all the holiday monster credit, Steve the Pumpkin Monster resorts to Cannibalism.

  4. s.chandler

    Jack O’Lantern just couldn’t handle hard cider.

  5. Michael Robb

    No! No! I told you not to drink the pumpkin cider when your candle is lit!

  6. Sammo

    Two anthropomorphised Halloween pumkin men enter, one anthropomorphised Halloween pumpkin man leaves!

  7. Coyoty

    Jack was horrified to learn it was only a kid dressed as a pinata. All that work and no candy.

  8. bbi-jayde

    mwaaahhh hahaha i killed all mankind, oh wait it’s all my kind noooooooooooooo

  9. Coyoty

    The way-off-Broadway production of “The Phantom of the Pumpkin Patch” was way off.

  10. trinawoods

    It was no surprise to the O’Lantern family that Fred would some day take his brother’s life in a jealous rage.

  11. ninjacartoonmonkey

    Hey Bill? Your new skull just arrived from… Bill? BILL! AAAAA!!!!!!!

  12. Amanda

    Stop comparing me to Frosty Dad! I have feelings too!

  13. trinawoods

    Next Thanksgiving, only apple pie will be served at Stephen King’s house.

  14. doug

    i come home from working all day to put food on the table and you only have one job!!! one f*cking job!!!!

  15. Tony

    Racism was rife this haloween… (that was a JAP pumpkin)

  16. trinawoods

    And you thought the neighborhood was seedy before…

  17. Kennny

    Daddy punkin just insists boy punkin raise that B to an A next semester

  18. Kennny

    Dr Pumpkin lost his cool, and most of a limb during a prostate exam.

  19. Brian Muir

    “Dammit! I told you going to a Smashing Pumpkins concert was a really dumb idea!”

  20. lew

    “don’t ever say i look like david dickinson again”

  21. tev

    Trash Can wins Game of Hide -N-Seek vs. Pumpkin Man

  22. anon

    I don’t care if you didn’t know she was a gord, I LOVE MY MOTHER!

  23. Kenn Young

    Coming Soon to a theater near you! Linus vs. the Great Pumpkin!

  24. King Bunny

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…IT’S ALIVE! It’s ALIVE!!

  25. trinawoods

    Hey, it keeps the Jehovah Witnesses at bay.

  26. cmto

    The budget for the Halloween franchise isn’t as generous as it used to be.

  27. Pricey

    Arghh you shot me! You shot me right in the arm!

  28. James Clarke

    “Pumpkin, I’m home! ARGHHH!”

  29. Scott L

    The pumpkins were truely inspired with Kill Bill

  30. mackman

    when frosty turned orange, he didnt take it to well…

  31. come_on_you_gunners@homail.co.uk

    when frosty turned orange in a freak accident, he blamed the whole world for it

  32. icantthinkofaname

    screw you people!!! Oh yeah,…. it was funny last year, a month after halloween when my head collapsed and my damn head caved in!

  33. noah

    after watching the masacre, volkswagen hid behind a dustbin

  34. Robert

    WARNING: This show contains blood, gore, and graphic violence.

  35. Daniel Denniss

    A typical Christmas day in the suburbs of Liverpool.

  36. Britten

    ” Jack the Pumkin please come forward” ” YOU CANT PROOVE ANYTHING FUKKERS!!” * pulls out gun and shotos randomly*

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