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Where are the other two?

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56 Captions to 'Where are the other two?'

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  1. Alan S says:

    July 30th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    For some reason Saint Nicholas couldn’t help but sing “My hump, my lump my lump my lump…” even the soldier danced a little.

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  2. Mascot says:

    January 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    The patron saint of Wednesday arriving in seasonal attire this past week, answered the question of many as to why we call Wednesday “hump day”.

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  3. cmto says:

    March 21st, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    Sorry I’m late, I didn’t miss the Crusades did I?

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  4. tyduggan says:

    March 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    they will never find bin laden… he is a master of disguise

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  5. RedskinRay says:

    January 12th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Taliban Gay Pride Parade

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  6. joe r says:

    April 19th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    santa: look dear I did tell you to not use that sperm bank when we visited the vatican city…especially before we went on holiday

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  7. fishersm says:

    January 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not bomb things, I’m tellin’ you why…

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  8. fishersm says:

    January 11th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Ahmed, I’m telling you, this does NOT look like the road Bethlehem. GIFT? What do you mean I’m supposed to bring a gift?!? Allright — get off at the next oasis and ask for directions — I’ll pick something up for the little tike at the convenience store.

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  9. tev says:

    January 9th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Saudi Arabia Introduces its New Hybrid

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  10. ptamaro says:

    August 1st, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    Jeez, I thought I brought my Triple A card with me!

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  11. Xerxes says:

    September 17th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Report: Fourth Wiseman discovered wandering the Iran-Afghani border today. Upon official search and seizure, a Crucifix-Escape Kit was confiscated by Afghani troops. Needless to say, the man became very disturbed upon hearing the events that came to pass following his tardiness…

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  12. Alan says:

    July 30th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    MTV’s The Real Santa Claus

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  13. cmto says:

    March 21st, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    Who needs a reindeer when you’ve got this?

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  14. Jig says:

    March 31st, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Osama Bin Laden in disguise on a routine trip to the supermarket being led by his best friend Borat.

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  15. Amanda S says:

    April 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Dam that sleigh for breaking, Now I have to ride this damn thing!!!

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  16. Ishvar says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 1:07 am

    The other two are following in the back vehicle

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  17. sara says:

    January 19th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    who nicked the bloody star .

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  18. jalaina says:

    January 26th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    MARCHiNG bANd..bECAUSE i’M C00L LikE THAT!

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  19. Naomi says:

    January 23rd, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    so, what your saying is………
    i’m not getting paid for this?????

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  20. Russell Henderson says:

    April 17th, 2008 at 2:50 am

    ALL I WANT FOR CHRITMAS IS A RAFT CONTRACT!!!

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  21. Kenn Young says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    Pope Benedict was heard to mumble, “This is the last time I am going to book a pilgrimage to the Holy Land with a Palastinian travel agency!

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  22. KP: says:

    February 12th, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    [song]
    Here comes Santa Claus!
    Here comes Santa Claus,
    Right down Santa Claus Lane!

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  23. paul says:

    January 21st, 2008 at 10:17 am

    this Japanese sweatsuit is killing me….

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  24. Wynper says:

    January 21st, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    I told the other kings there was a virgin out here but they didn’t beleive it and stayed home.

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  25. Kennny says:

    January 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Nothin’ but the best, for the royalty in the Middle East

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  26. Kennny says:

    January 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    The latest beastiality inbreeding results are shown above. Mohamad Akmads left testicle has grown four legs, a tail, and a nasty head, but fortunatly has learned to lead.

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  27. trinawoods says:

    January 17th, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    Bin Laden’s Santa/Pope fetish sometimes comes in handy.

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  28. trinawoods says:

    January 17th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    “Frank, did you pack the myrrh? I think we forgot the myrrh.”

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  29. ali says:

    May 16th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    this isnt the north pole

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  30. ryan says:

    June 17th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Black Men
    Gets the job done

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  31. Superpoop says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    The Pope and Santa Claus had a bastard child, Mohammed Claus.

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  32. nickie says:

    May 30th, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    The reindeers just simply couldnt hold Santa anymore

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  33. Erez says:

    June 1st, 2008 at 4:32 am

    I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albaquerqui…

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  34. arap says:

    June 3rd, 2008 at 6:36 am

    twelve days of Christmas my travel agency gave to me………..

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  35. Sassy says:

    June 8th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    Dammit Mapquest Screwed me up again!

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  36. Sassy says:

    June 8th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    Someone needs to give Santa a GPS for Christmas

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  37. Sassy says:

    June 8th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Santa Claus is coming to town…eventually

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  38. Erez says:

    June 28th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Latest US Army camouflage field testing in Afghanistan – not really a success…

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  39. Antoi says:

    July 3rd, 2008 at 6:45 am

    I’ll told the other 2 we’d be lost without the stars…

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  40. kmac says:

    May 15th, 2009 at 12:18 am

    I have to get one of these for Mrs. Clause

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  41. p.charan babu says:

    April 22nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Camel sees left,

    santa sees right

    and horse-men does left-right.

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  42. Super Dave says:

    April 14th, 2009 at 9:20 am

    Despite a revamped plot, state-of-the-art special effects and all-star guest appearences including the likes of Santa Clause, Ishtar would nonetheless find itself at the bottom of moviegoers’ agendas.

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  43. Daniel Denniss says:

    April 8th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    “Why am I sitting on this uncomfortable Camel when I could be sitting in the back of one of those big Lorries”

    ‘Don’t worry, you’ll be dead soon’

    “Sorry, what did you say”

    ‘I said…you will be fed soon, with luscious food’

    “That’s better”

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  44. Timothy says:

    March 30th, 2009 at 5:54 am

    Too bad santa had to replace rudolph.

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  45. Robert says:

    February 25th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    “Santa Claus is coming…to military.”

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  46. Yazza says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Sorry we’re late say the other two in the lorry

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  47. Miguz says:

    February 6th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    This clown is bustin my hump! Shouldn’t he be riding a donkey?

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  48. Miguz says:

    February 6th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Dumbass, I told you we’d come in last at the Kentucky Derby!

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  49. noah says:

    January 3rd, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Camel: Santa why is your sack so big.
    Santa: Because i only cum once a year!

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  50. icantthinkofaname says:

    November 20th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Santa Claus is being lead by Iraq police to be executed by fireing squad, for what some consider the crime to be “grand theft auto”!!!!!

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  51. Ada says:

    November 16th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Santa- Yeah- So I decided that the bad kids not only get no presents. They get spat on by my camel.
    Randome person:Why?
    Santa- BECAUSE I”M COOL LIKE THAT

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  52. Unept says:

    November 11th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    Brought to you by Preparation-H.

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  53. Chocolate says:

    October 10th, 2008 at 7:14 am

    i thought the donkey was getting old – time to make things a little more oriental

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  54. puterwiz says:

    September 28th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Santas Sleigh Shot Down By Terrorists

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  55. dan says:

    January 24th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    nice photo

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  56. billy black says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 am

    santa clause was suprised to see all the children in afghanistan were all dead thanks bush you ruined christmas

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