Ahmed, I’m telling you, this does NOT look like the road Bethlehem. GIFT? What do you mean I’m supposed to bring a gift?!? Allright — get off at the next oasis and ask for directions — I’ll pick something up for the little tike at the convenience store.
The latest beastiality inbreeding results are shown above. Mohamad Akmads left testicle has grown four legs, a tail, and a nasty head, but fortunatly has learned to lead.
Report: Fourth Wiseman discovered wandering the Iran-Afghani border today. Upon official search and seizure, a Crucifix-Escape Kit was confiscated by Afghani troops. Needless to say, the man became very disturbed upon hearing the events that came to pass following his tardiness…
January 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
The patron saint of Wednesday arriving in seasonal attire this past week, answered the question of many as to why we call Wednesday “hump day”.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
they will never find bin laden… he is a master of disguise
January 12th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Taliban Gay Pride Parade
April 19th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
santa: look dear I did tell you to not use that sperm bank when we visited the vatican city…especially before we went on holiday
January 9th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Saudi Arabia Introduces its New Hybrid
July 30th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
For some reason Saint Nicholas couldn’t help but sing “My hump, my lump my lump my lump…” even the soldier danced a little.
August 1st, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Jeez, I thought I brought my Triple A card with me!
July 30th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
MTV’s The Real Santa Claus
March 21st, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Sorry I’m late, I didn’t miss the Crusades did I?
March 21st, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Who needs a reindeer when you’ve got this?
March 31st, 2008 at 10:29 am
Osama Bin Laden in disguise on a routine trip to the supermarket being led by his best friend Borat.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Dam that sleigh for breaking, Now I have to ride this damn thing!!!
February 16th, 2008 at 1:07 am
The other two are following in the back vehicle
January 19th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
who nicked the bloody star .
January 26th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
MARCHiNG bANd..bECAUSE i’M C00L LikE THAT!
January 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not bomb things, I’m tellin’ you why…
January 11th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Ahmed, I’m telling you, this does NOT look like the road Bethlehem. GIFT? What do you mean I’m supposed to bring a gift?!? Allright — get off at the next oasis and ask for directions — I’ll pick something up for the little tike at the convenience store.
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
so, what your saying is………
i’m not getting paid for this?????
April 17th, 2008 at 2:50 am
ALL I WANT FOR CHRITMAS IS A RAFT CONTRACT!!!
March 7th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Pope Benedict was heard to mumble, “This is the last time I am going to book a pilgrimage to the Holy Land with a Palastinian travel agency!
February 12th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
[song]
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
January 21st, 2008 at 10:17 am
this Japanese sweatsuit is killing me….
January 21st, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I told the other kings there was a virgin out here but they didn’t beleive it and stayed home.
January 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Nothin’ but the best, for the royalty in the Middle East
January 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
The latest beastiality inbreeding results are shown above. Mohamad Akmads left testicle has grown four legs, a tail, and a nasty head, but fortunatly has learned to lead.
January 17th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Bin Laden’s Santa/Pope fetish sometimes comes in handy.
January 17th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
“Frank, did you pack the myrrh? I think we forgot the myrrh.”
May 16th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
this isnt the north pole
June 17th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Black Men
Gets the job done
July 24th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
The Pope and Santa Claus had a bastard child, Mohammed Claus.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
The reindeers just simply couldnt hold Santa anymore
June 1st, 2008 at 4:32 am
I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albaquerqui…
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:36 am
twelve days of Christmas my travel agency gave to me………..
June 8th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Dammit Mapquest Screwed me up again!
June 8th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Someone needs to give Santa a GPS for Christmas
June 8th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Santa Claus is coming to town…eventually
June 28th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Latest US Army camouflage field testing in Afghanistan - not really a success…
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:45 am
I’ll told the other 2 we’d be lost without the stars…
October 10th, 2008 at 7:14 am
i thought the donkey was getting old - time to make things a little more oriental
September 28th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Santas Sleigh Shot Down By Terrorists
September 17th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Report: Fourth Wiseman discovered wandering the Iran-Afghani border today. Upon official search and seizure, a Crucifix-Escape Kit was confiscated by Afghani troops. Needless to say, the man became very disturbed upon hearing the events that came to pass following his tardiness…
January 24th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
nice photo
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 am
santa clause was suprised to see all the children in afghanistan were all dead thanks bush you ruined christmas