Supersize Me

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109 Captions for “Supersize Me”

  1. s.chandler

    Brain freeze? One little suck and I can’t even feel the tip of my tail!

  2. trinawoods

    A diet of acorns and bugs would make anyone thirsty as hell.

  3. s.chandler

    Gottta get my strength up in case some gay guy will be using me as his sexual toy.yuck!

  4. Evangeline

    This is my way of getting my daily dose of nut juice.

  5. Kenny

    HANG ON Bullwinkle, I’ll suck ya up from under the desk through this straw!

  6. RedskinRay

    I’ve heard of “Sucking golf balls through a garden hose”, but I can “Suck acorns through a soda straw.”

  7. vivek

    inflation in water price, so don’t miss it… its time to suck bigggg!

  8. deirdre mathews

    i would like some fries with this shake please

  9. Jig

    Don’t know what animal this is but DAMN it’s got a big dick!

  10. Amanda S

    Wow this is so worth sneakin in and pooping on the burgers to get to

  11. Amanda S

    And the truth behind animal testing!!! REVEALED

  12. s.chandler

    AAAHHH… an underlying hint of cashew bolstered by a streaming vapor of macadamia. the back 40 i believe, 3rd row west of center of the plantation.A wild varietal from the mountains of Peru.

  13. s.chandler

    Our taste testers work for peanuts!

  14. willie!

    They may now live in england as well but the gray squrills still remember their american traditions

  15. trinawoods

    This squirrel sucks almost as much as whoever updates the photos on this sorry site.

  16. Jacquesy08

    squirel goes crazy over the new nut milkshake

  17. Fisher

    America: so great our marmots are eating better than you.

  18. Nick Gillham

    Squirrels just went nuts for new Coca Cola

  19. Randy

    Dang it! I said root beer not cola! Those drive-thru gals never get it right!

  20. Randy

    The office workers laughed in amazment as Frank was transformed into a squirrel. “All right, who put the magic potion in my drink!? Mr. Potter, to my office Now!”

  21. Fanta Man

    If i keep drinking this coffe /w whiped cream ill win the race for sure

  22. jack

    MUST COMPLETE VIDEO GAME,
    NEED CAFFEINE!!!!

  23. alex

    This squirrel really likes to sniff coke

  24. Alucard

    I tryed to snort coke once…the ice cubes got sruck up my noes though

  25. Joel

    wotevers in that drink has definately got this squirrel goin nuts!!!!

  26. Superpoop

    Great idea, Tom, to put cocaine in the bottom of the cup. Holy shit I’m tweakin!!!!

  27. maisy

    stupid drive threw lady said i should supersize…she never told me it was this big!

  28. Kili Dumsucker

    This is my way of getting my daily amont of nut juice.

  29. Kili Dumsucker

    This is my way of getting my daily amont of nut juice. If you know what I mean.

  30. Rob

    cofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeeCOFEEE!!!!need cofee
    ahhh, sweet sweet cofee

  31. Chris

    My knob is enormous- Nothing to do with this photo but anyway

  32. Stëv Taal

    I wonder if there’s enough caffine in here to kill me…

  33. sops

    for gods sake i sed chocolate milkshake not strawberry…CHOCOLATE!!!!!

  34. Jamie Doherty

    “I’m sick of my species being stereotyped into being nut eaters, I’m going to expand my horizons…(slurp)…on second thoughts…”

  35. Daniel Denniss

    Phew, glad the photo was just of me drinking from a cup. Glad they didn’t see what I had been looking at on my Computer, ;)…

  36. p.charan babu

    Drank upto brim and now ready to have a shaky fall

  37. MackMaine

    this mite just work bcuz
    when sum1 tells them a squirrel spit in there sprite they will neva believe that!
    |Ingenious!|

  38. MackMaine

    this mite just work bcuz
    when sum1 tells them a
    squirrel spit in there sprite
    they will neva believe that!
    _|Genious|_

  39. MackMaine

    and they say size doesn’t matter!_lol

  40. Taylor999

    The straw seems to be absorbing the chipmunk. Soon that poor creature will form a new brand of Choffee, or as others call it Coff-Munk.

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