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Supersize Me

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  1. Fartman says:

    February 7th, 2008 at 9:49 am

    This squirrel really likes to sniff coke

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  2. s.chandler says:

    February 9th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Brain freeze? One little suck and I can’t even feel the tip of my tail!

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  3. trinawoods says:

    February 9th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    A diet of acorns and bugs would make anyone thirsty as hell.

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  4. s.chandler says:

    February 10th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Gottta get my strength up in case some gay guy will be using me as his sexual toy.yuck!

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  5. s.chandler says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Peanut Colada’s hit the spot!

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  6. KP: says:

    February 12th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    If you blow hard enough, you get BUBBLES!

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  7. trinawoods says:

    February 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Wendy’s- where all the nuts gather for lunch.

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  8. f says:

    February 13th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    FUCK

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  9. . says:

    February 14th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    “Must….have….Sugar!”

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  10. Evangeline says:

    February 15th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    This is my way of getting my daily dose of nut juice.

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  11. hanuman says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 5:03 am

    how is taste?

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  12. hanuman says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 5:04 am

    it’s my life…...

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  13. viajy says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 5:06 am

    snacks for officers..

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  14. Jolie says:

    February 17th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Dang Phil, I wanted coke!

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  15. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    THere’s a sucker born every minute

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  16. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Rodent you rather go to Burger King??

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  17. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    He is just NUTS for Wendys hot and juicy when he gets to drinking…

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  18. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Marma-cet this down without thinking

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  19. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    YUM Hazel-nut Coffee!!

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  20. jade says:

    February 19th, 2008 at 4:44 am

    you dont know what i got at the end of this straw!!!!

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  21. Cutie Girl says:

    February 22nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    I hope this doesn’t have confine in it!

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  22. DB says:

    February 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    you has squirrel boogies on yer straw

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  23. Julie corbett says:

    February 26th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Super Suckers R US!

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  24. trinawoods says:

    February 26th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    One Roadkill meal to go. Make it rare.

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  25. Erik says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Alvin meets Frosty….

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  26. Biju says:

    February 28th, 2008 at 1:47 am

    This is the best Blow job….........

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  27. name required says:

    March 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Tommy Chong ain’t got nuttin on me…

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  28. Kenny says:

    March 8th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    HANG ON Bullwinkle, I’ll suck ya up from under the desk through this straw!

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  29. Wynper says:

    March 9th, 2008 at 1:24 am

    Mommy?

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  30. siri says:

    March 10th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    I am small but can suck bigggg!

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  31. RedskinRay says:

    March 15th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    I’ve heard of “Sucking golf balls through a garden hose”, but I can “Suck acorns through a soda straw.”

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  32. vivek says:

    March 20th, 2008 at 9:16 am

    inflation in water price, so don’t miss it… its time to suck bigggg!

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  33. sara says:

    March 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am

    i is pwacticing fo de burp-off

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  34. deirdre mathews says:

    March 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    i would like some fries with this shake please

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  35. raju says:

    March 28th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    welcome buddy

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  36. Jig says:

    March 31st, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Don’t know what animal this is but DAMN it’s got a big dick!

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  37. Jim says:

    March 31st, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    The fumes alone will drive you nuts!

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  38. Amanda S says:

    April 1st, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Wow this is so worth sneakin in and pooping on the burgers to get to

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  39. Amanda S says:

    April 1st, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    And the truth behind animal testing!!! REVEALED

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  40. s.chandler says:

    April 3rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    AAAHHH… an underlying hint of cashew bolstered by a streaming vapor of macadamia. the back 40 i believe, 3rd row west of center of the plantation.A wild varietal from the mountains of Peru.

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  41. s.chandler says:

    April 3rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Our taste testers work for peanuts!

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  42. willie! says:

    April 4th, 2008 at 8:53 am

    They may now live in england as well but the gray squrills still remember their american traditions

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  43. trinawoods says:

    April 8th, 2008 at 8:09 am

    This squirrel sucks almost as much as whoever updates the photos on this sorry site.

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  44. fds says:

    April 8th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    You suck SO MUCH

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  45. jlfpsc09 says:

    April 13th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

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  46. Jacquesy08 says:

    April 14th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    squirel goes crazy over the new nut milkshake

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  47. Fisher says:

    April 15th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    America: so great our marmots are eating better than you.

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  48. LittleWolf says:

    April 17th, 2008 at 8:31 am

    Getting high has never felt so good!

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  49. Emma says:

    April 18th, 2008 at 6:14 am

    “Baby, if I know you were this big…”

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  50. billy black says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 7:23 am

    brick the chocalte squirell got loose

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  51. bob saget says:

    April 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    IM IN UR OFFICES DRINKIN UR ROOTBEERS

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  52. sillysimbone says:

    April 28th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    he wants sex with the cup mmmhmm

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  53. JITHU says:

    April 29th, 2008 at 7:17 am

    OHHHHHHH,,,..
    NO DROP LEFT….

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  54. Paul Fournier says:

    April 29th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    Damn, A little cheep on the vodka

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  55. tommy vercetti says:

    May 1st, 2008 at 9:41 am

    Urban Garbage Koala

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  56. H says:

    May 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    IM IN UR MEAL STEALING URS COKES

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  57. Pricey says:

    May 7th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    America FRAMED!

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  58. Nick Gillham says:

    May 9th, 2008 at 8:43 am

    Squirrels just went nuts for new Coca Cola

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  59. Randy says:

    May 12th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Dang it! I said root beer not cola! Those drive-thru gals never get it right!

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  60. Randy says:

    May 12th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    The office workers laughed in amazment as Frank was transformed into a squirrel. “All right, who put the magic potion in my drink!? Mr. Potter, to my office Now!”

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