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Supersize Me

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  1. deirdre mathews says:

    March 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    i would like some fries with this shake please

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  2. KP: says:

    February 12th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    If you blow hard enough, you get BUBBLES!

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  3. Jig says:

    March 31st, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Don’t know what animal this is but DAMN it’s got a big dick!

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  4. Evangeline says:

    February 15th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    This is my way of getting my daily dose of nut juice.

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  5. Randy says:

    May 12th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    The office workers laughed in amazment as Frank was transformed into a squirrel. “All right, who put the magic potion in my drink!? Mr. Potter, to my office Now!”

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  6. deep says:

    May 14th, 2008 at 4:46 am

    charu glass se neecha uthar

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  7. s.chandler says:

    February 9th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Brain freeze? One little suck and I can’t even feel the tip of my tail!

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  8. anna says:

    June 24th, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Im thirst, now how do u work this!!!!!

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  9. TJ Phelan says:

    May 15th, 2008 at 6:27 am

    Liquid nuts

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  10. Fanta Man says:

    May 16th, 2008 at 6:03 am

    If i keep drinking this coffe /w whiped cream ill win the race for sure

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  11. Nick Gillham says:

    May 9th, 2008 at 8:43 am

    Squirrels just went nuts for new Coca Cola

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  12. Randy says:

    May 12th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Dang it! I said root beer not cola! Those drive-thru gals never get it right!

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  13. sara says:

    March 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am

    i is pwacticing fo de burp-off

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  14. siri says:

    March 10th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    I am small but can suck bigggg!

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  15. vivek says:

    March 20th, 2008 at 9:16 am

    inflation in water price, so don’t miss it… its time to suck bigggg!

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  16. Joel says:

    July 6th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    wotevers in that drink has definately got this squirrel goin nuts!!!!

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  17. tommy vercetti says:

    May 1st, 2008 at 9:41 am

    Urban Garbage Koala

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  18. raju says:

    March 28th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    welcome buddy

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  19. jlfpsc09 says:

    April 13th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

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  20. JITHU says:

    April 29th, 2008 at 7:17 am

    OHHHHHHH,,,..
    NO DROP LEFT….

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  21. sillysimbone says:

    April 28th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    he wants sex with the cup mmmhmm

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  22. bob saget says:

    April 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    IM IN UR OFFICES DRINKIN UR ROOTBEERS

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  23. Jacquesy08 says:

    April 14th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    squirel goes crazy over the new nut milkshake

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  24. H says:

    May 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    IM IN UR MEAL STEALING URS COKES

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  25. Jim says:

    March 31st, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    The fumes alone will drive you nuts!

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  26. Amanda S says:

    April 1st, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Wow this is so worth sneakin in and pooping on the burgers to get to

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  27. Amanda S says:

    April 1st, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    And the truth behind animal testing!!! REVEALED

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  28. s.chandler says:

    April 3rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    AAAHHH… an underlying hint of cashew bolstered by a streaming vapor of macadamia. the back 40 i believe, 3rd row west of center of the plantation.A wild varietal from the mountains of Peru.

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  29. s.chandler says:

    April 3rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Our taste testers work for peanuts!

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  30. willie! says:

    April 4th, 2008 at 8:53 am

    They may now live in england as well but the gray squrills still remember their american traditions

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  31. fds says:

    April 8th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    You suck SO MUCH

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  32. Cutie Girl says:

    February 22nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    I hope this doesn’t have confine in it!

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  33. billy black says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 7:23 am

    brick the chocalte squirell got loose

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  34. trinawoods says:

    April 8th, 2008 at 8:09 am

    This squirrel sucks almost as much as whoever updates the photos on this sorry site.

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  35. Biju says:

    February 28th, 2008 at 1:47 am

    This is the best Blow job…………

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  36. Wynper says:

    March 9th, 2008 at 1:24 am

    Mommy?

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  37. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Marma-cet this down without thinking

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  38. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    YUM Hazel-nut Coffee!!

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  39. viajy says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 5:06 am

    snacks for officers..

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  40. hanuman says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 5:03 am

    how is taste?

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  41. Paul Fournier says:

    April 29th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    Damn, A little cheep on the vodka

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  42. . says:

    February 14th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    “Must….have….Sugar!”

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  43. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Rodent you rather go to Burger King??

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  44. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    He is just NUTS for Wendys hot and juicy when he gets to drinking…

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  45. Kenny says:

    March 8th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    HANG ON Bullwinkle, I’ll suck ya up from under the desk through this straw!

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  46. Emma says:

    April 18th, 2008 at 6:14 am

    “Baby, if I know you were this big…”

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  47. Sassy says:

    February 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    THere’s a sucker born every minute

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  48. name required says:

    March 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Tommy Chong ain’t got nuttin on me…

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  49. Pricey says:

    May 7th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    America FRAMED!

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  50. LittleWolf says:

    April 17th, 2008 at 8:31 am

    Getting high has never felt so good!

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  51. Fisher says:

    April 15th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    America: so great our marmots are eating better than you.

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  52. Julie corbett says:

    February 26th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Super Suckers R US!

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  53. trinawoods says:

    February 26th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    One Roadkill meal to go. Make it rare.

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  54. Erik says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Alvin meets Frosty….

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  55. trinawoods says:

    February 9th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    A diet of acorns and bugs would make anyone thirsty as hell.

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  56. s.chandler says:

    February 10th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Gottta get my strength up in case some gay guy will be using me as his sexual toy.yuck!

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  57. s.chandler says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Peanut Colada’s hit the spot!

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  58. trinawoods says:

    February 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Wendy’s- where all the nuts gather for lunch.

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  59. f says:

    February 13th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    FUCK

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  60. Fartman says:

    February 7th, 2008 at 9:49 am

    This squirrel really likes to sniff coke

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  61. RedskinRay says:

    March 15th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    I’ve heard of “Sucking golf balls through a garden hose”, but I can “Suck acorns through a soda straw.”

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  62. Jolie says:

    February 17th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Dang Phil, I wanted coke!

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  63. jade says:

    February 19th, 2008 at 4:44 am

    you dont know what i got at the end of this straw!!!!

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  64. hanuman says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 5:04 am

    it’s my life……

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  65. DB says:

    February 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    you has squirrel boogies on yer straw

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  66. jack says:

    May 18th, 2008 at 1:08 am

    MUST COMPLETE VIDEO GAME,
    NEED CAFFEINE!!!!

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  67. jerr says:

    June 17th, 2008 at 7:14 am

    Now don’t come thinking sick

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  68. jon smith says:

    June 18th, 2008 at 8:34 am

    I STOLED TEH NIBBY’S DRINK!!

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  69. Superpoop says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    Great idea, Tom, to put cocaine in the bottom of the cup. Holy shit I’m tweakin!!!!

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  70. alex says:

    May 30th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    This squirrel really likes to sniff coke

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  71. alex says:

    May 30th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    MUST COMPLETE VIDEO GAME,
    NEED CAFFEINE!!!!

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  72. arap says:

    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:59 am

    ARE YOU NUTS???

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  73. Lamarr says:

    June 3rd, 2008 at 8:49 am

    I’M Very Thirsty

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  74. Fred says:

    June 6th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    i am rearly thirsty

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  75. Fred says:

    June 6th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    “I ordered diet coke!”

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  76. keith says:

    June 28th, 2008 at 4:17 am

    Agggg, I think I sucked up a finger!

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  77. Alucard says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 am

    I tryed to snort coke once…the ice cubes got sruck up my noes though

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  78. maisy says:

    August 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    damn it i said small this things huge!

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  79. maisy says:

    August 2nd, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    stupid drive threw lady said i should supersize…she never told me it was this big!

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  80. puterwiz says:

    September 28th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Screw Acorns, I Need Caffeine

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  81. Rob says:

    October 5th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    cofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeecofeecoffeeCOFEEE!!!!need cofee
    ahhh, sweet sweet cofee

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  82. Chris says:

    October 5th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    My knob is enormous- Nothing to do with this photo but anyway

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  83. Kili Dumsucker says:

    September 16th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    This is my way of getting my daily amont of nut juice.

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  84. Kili Dumsucker says:

    September 16th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    This is my way of getting my daily amont of nut juice. If you know what I mean.

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  85. Kili Dumsucker says:

    September 16th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    hey

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