The space suit consists of several parts.The lower torso assembly protects the astronaut’s feet and ensures cooling and ventilation.
The helmet is designed to protect the astronaut’s head while allowing him to see as far as possible…
Hi, Shirley. Get Eaten again did you? As long as your not late for work again we won’t sack you. While your in there get Steve. Ah the scrapes you two get up to. Dont forget to Get the papers out of the “Inbox” elephant by Tuesday.
Two immigration officials caught illegal immigrant being smuggled into the U.S in southern Texas by trained elephant. (you would think filling out the paper work would be more sanitary!!!)
October 21st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
The search for Bin-Laden goes to the next level
November 13th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Tom would go to any length to prove he could wear a Trojan Magnum
October 29th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Some fetishes are more work than others.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Worst. Petting. Zoo. Ever.
September 30th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Well the good news is i found my watch……..
September 21st, 2008 at 9:17 pm
“Tonight on Iron Chef, the secret ingredient is…”
September 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Zoologist Truth or Dare
November 14th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
It’s always the last place you look.
September 21st, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Ace Tempura: Human Thermometer
November 14th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
In other news, last nights human cannon ball act at the circus goes horribly wrong.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Neither thought it could get any worse until the elephant slipped and fell backward.
October 31st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Dude, it’s your turn to go in first this time and I take the picture.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
see anything yet?
October 20th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
shit… I just swallowed something!
September 17th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
kinda like a human dildo
October 5th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I told Them to use cabinits, but Noooo! It has to be Elephants, said Evan. It adds an exotic effect, says Evan
September 17th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Are there any positions available with HR?
May 16th, 2009 at 5:12 am
anyone for anal?
May 24th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
The things I do for facebook photos…
May 1st, 2009 at 8:03 am
Ima Human Dildo!
May 1st, 2009 at 8:05 am
Oh Shit!
May 1st, 2009 at 8:06 am
She’s About To Cum!
May 15th, 2009 at 12:05 am
So… this was the only job I could find in this recession
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Shoot up into its ass ,,wat a bull shit u got!!!congratss
April 25th, 2009 at 2:25 am
THIS IS THE SHITTIEST JOB EVER!!!
April 27th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
so thats where i found the remote
April 8th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
“Could be worse”.
‘How’
“Could have been G. W. Bush’s arse”
‘True’
March 31st, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Boy or a girl ?
March 31st, 2009 at 5:18 pm
At least he’s being safe
April 5th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
“Wow, you have a shit job”.
“If you say that one more time, I swear to god I’ll smack you!”
March 25th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
He farted, but it went the wrong way…
March 12th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Ugh! Oh god! ITS EVERYWHERE!
March 12th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Imagine how the elephant feels…
March 12th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Congratulations! It’s a boy!
March 21st, 2009 at 8:11 am
The space suit consists of several parts.The lower torso assembly protects the astronaut’s feet and ensures cooling and ventilation.
The helmet is designed to protect the astronaut’s head while allowing him to see as far as possible…
Image Credit: NASA
February 25th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Alright, hand me the shovel, I’m going in.
February 17th, 2009 at 11:15 am
I’m being turned on here!
February 17th, 2009 at 11:20 am
What do you mean I’m not getting paid for this!
February 7th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
“I don’t think this is going to work as a haloween costume, Fred”
February 8th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Visibility was poor but i knew where i was going.
February 1st, 2009 at 4:55 pm
“can you see narnia yet?”
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:10 pm
when water boarding is just a tad too weak…
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Pedro learned to appreciate any job he could get during the recession.
January 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Harder!! Harder Screamed elephant
January 3rd, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Unimpressed by what the guy in the t-shirt could put up his ass, Elephant said he’d show him how its really done.
January 28th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
“Character is what you are even when you are in the dark.”
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:50 am
I I Said Said take take a a deep deep breath breath but but not not that that deep deep, now now sneeze sneeze you you big big lump lump
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:51 am
Verizon commercial ” CAN YOU HERE ME NOW “
December 31st, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Spelunkadunk all the way to the trunk!
November 28th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Brazilian fetish porn
December 16th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Hey, Harry.. Are you there??
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 am
Yesterday this giant ate my cell PHONE…I hope I can find it here today…
November 16th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Its so…. hollow in here!
HELLO *echo*
November 19th, 2008 at 10:11 am
kiss my ass
November 15th, 2008 at 11:57 am
“Jose, Manuel and Juan find a new way to sneak into America.”
November 14th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
That reminds me, I think I’ll have turducken for Thanksgiving…
November 5th, 2008 at 4:51 am
ZOMG! A quarter!
November 13th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Ya’ll watch what happens when I make him cough!
November 13th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
The elephant says ” I shit you not”
October 27th, 2008 at 8:05 am
I told that elephant to chew his food.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
“I am not an enema!”
November 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 am
Finally!!!!!! I see him ! ITS WALDO!!!!!!!!!
November 13th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Hey, I think I just thought of another Mike Rowe Dirtiest Job idea.
October 18th, 2008 at 8:31 am
hey mom can you hear me
October 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
OHH NO I THINK IM STUCK!!!
October 19th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Elephant says: Damn, I really should not have had Indian.
October 9th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
And you thought your job was bad…
September 30th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Well the good news is found my watch……
September 30th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
What a crappy job!
October 21st, 2008 at 7:05 am
Hey dudes, you gotta comee and see, its compleatly empty in here
October 5th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Oh there it is, that peice of crap watch, always getting lost.
October 6th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I guess this means no more pizza for Jumbo.
October 7th, 2008 at 8:18 am
So thats where bob was
September 28th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Hard Way To Do an Elephant Colonoscopy
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Don’t put tinsel on your Christmas tree if you have an elephant.
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 pm
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
December 8th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Involvement in your work
Too much dude, too much.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:48 am
You know I wont forget this!!!!
October 5th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Hi, Shirley. Get Eaten again did you? As long as your not late for work again we won’t sack you. While your in there get Steve. Ah the scrapes you two get up to. Dont forget to Get the papers out of the “Inbox” elephant by Tuesday.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:10 pm
wtf wher my keys?
September 17th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
kinda like a human dildo.
October 5th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I told you the blue plastic bag uniform would come in handy, didnt i?
November 20th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Two immigration officials caught illegal immigrant being smuggled into the U.S in southern Texas by trained elephant. (you would think filling out the paper work would be more sanitary!!!)
November 12th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Hey, Bin Laden’s in here!
November 13th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Now you don’t have to ask the vet why his hair looks green.
November 13th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
And I’d bet the guy holding the tail has the audacity ro bitch about HIS job