I lost my keys

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  1. trinawoods

    “Tonight on Iron Chef, the secret ingredient is…”

  2. Chris

    Hi, Shirley. Get Eaten again did you? As long as your not late for work again we won’t sack you. While your in there get Steve. Ah the scrapes you two get up to. Dont forget to Get the papers out of the “Inbox” elephant by Tuesday.

  3. Chris

    I told Them to use cabinits, but Noooo! It has to be Elephants, said Evan. It adds an exotic effect, says Evan

  4. Chris

    I told you the blue plastic bag uniform would come in handy, didnt i?

  5. =P hi

    Oh there it is, that peice of crap watch, always getting lost.

  6. trinawoods

    I guess this means no more pizza for Jumbo.

  7. itsa me

    Hey dudes, you gotta comee and see, its compleatly empty in here

  8. Reut Sharabani

    The search for Bin-Laden goes to the next level

  9. kara eastman

    Dude, it’s your turn to go in first this time and I take the picture.

  10. Kennny

    Hey, I think I just thought of another Mike Rowe Dirtiest Job idea.

  11. Kennny

    Now you don’t have to ask the vet why his hair looks green.

  12. Kennny

    And I’d bet the guy holding the tail has the audacity ro bitch about HIS job

  13. Kennny

    Tom would go to any length to prove he could wear a Trojan Magnum

  14. Coyoty

    Neither thought it could get any worse until the elephant slipped and fell backward.

  15. Kennny

    In other news, last nights human cannon ball act at the circus goes horribly wrong.

  16. RedskinRay

    “Jose, Manuel and Juan find a new way to sneak into America.”

  17. icantthinkofaname

    Two immigration officials caught illegal immigrant being smuggled into the U.S in southern Texas by trained elephant. (you would think filling out the paper work would be more sanitary!!!)

  18. Krish

    Yesterday this giant ate my cell PHONE…I hope I can find it here today…

  19. noah

    Unimpressed by what the guy in the t-shirt could put up his ass, Elephant said he’d show him how its really done.

  20. Edward Watts

    I I Said Said take take a a deep deep breath breath but but not not that that deep deep, now now sneeze sneeze you you big big lump lump

  21. Edward Watts

    Verizon commercial ” CAN YOU HERE ME NOW “

  22. Jeethu Mathew

    “Character is what you are even when you are in the dark.”

  23. Don Duke

    “I don’t think this is going to work as a haloween costume, Fred”

  24. Vishal

    The space suit consists of several parts.The lower torso assembly protects the astronaut’s feet and ensures cooling and ventilation.
    The helmet is designed to protect the astronaut’s head while allowing him to see as far as possible…

    Image Credit: NASA

  25. Jamie Doherty

    “Wow, you have a shit job”.
    “If you say that one more time, I swear to god I’ll smack you!”

  26. Daniel Denniss

    “Could be worse”.

    ‘How’

    “Could have been G. W. Bush’s arse”

    ‘True’

  27. p.charan babu

    Shoot up into its ass ,,wat a bull shit u got!!!congratss

  28. kmac

    So… this was the only job I could find in this recession

  29. Mike

    The things I do for facebook photos…

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  31. gareth

    Eddie, Rob and Rick Didn’t Know What Shit They Were Getting Them Self Into

  32. Kortney

    This place is nothing like the real estate agent said it would be! There’s no couch and I can’t find the light switch!!!

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