Hi, Shirley. Get Eaten again did you? As long as your not late for work again we won’t sack you. While your in there get Steve. Ah the scrapes you two get up to. Dont forget to Get the papers out of the “Inbox” elephant by Tuesday.
Chris
I told Them to use cabinits, but Noooo! It has to be Elephants, said Evan. It adds an exotic effect, says Evan
Chris
I told you the blue plastic bag uniform would come in handy, didnt i?
=P hi
Oh there it is, that peice of crap watch, always getting lost.
That reminds me, I think I’ll have turducken for Thanksgiving…
Kennny
In other news, last nights human cannon ball act at the circus goes horribly wrong.
FS
It’s always the last place you look.
RedskinRay
“Jose, Manuel and Juan find a new way to sneak into America.”
Ada
Its so…. hollow in here!
HELLO *echo*
khan
kiss my ass
icantthinkofaname
Two immigration officials caught illegal immigrant being smuggled into the U.S in southern Texas by trained elephant. (you would think filling out the paper work would be more sanitary!!!)
The space suit consists of several parts.The lower torso assembly protects the astronaut’s feet and ensures cooling and ventilation.
The helmet is designed to protect the astronaut’s head while allowing him to see as far as possible…
Are there any positions available with HR?
kinda like a human dildo.
kinda like a human dildo
“Tonight on Iron Chef, the secret ingredient is…”
Ace Tempura: Human Thermometer
Zoologist Truth or Dare
wtf wher my keys?
You know I wont forget this!!!!
Hard Way To Do an Elephant Colonoscopy
Well the good news is i found my watch……..
Well the good news is found my watch……
What a crappy job!
Hi, Shirley. Get Eaten again did you? As long as your not late for work again we won’t sack you. While your in there get Steve. Ah the scrapes you two get up to. Dont forget to Get the papers out of the “Inbox” elephant by Tuesday.
I told Them to use cabinits, but Noooo! It has to be Elephants, said Evan. It adds an exotic effect, says Evan
I told you the blue plastic bag uniform would come in handy, didnt i?
Oh there it is, that peice of crap watch, always getting lost.
I guess this means no more pizza for Jumbo.
So thats where bob was
And you thought your job was bad…
see anything yet?
hey mom can you hear me
OHH NO I THINK IM STUCK!!!
Elephant says: Damn, I really should not have had Indian.
shit… I just swallowed something!
Hey dudes, you gotta comee and see, its compleatly empty in here
The search for Bin-Laden goes to the next level
I told that elephant to chew his food.
“I am not an enema!”
Some fetishes are more work than others.
Worst. Petting. Zoo. Ever.
Dude, it’s your turn to go in first this time and I take the picture.
Finally!!!!!! I see him ! ITS WALDO!!!!!!!!!
ZOMG! A quarter!
Hey, Bin Laden’s in here!
Hey, I think I just thought of another Mike Rowe Dirtiest Job idea.
Ya’ll watch what happens when I make him cough!
Now you don’t have to ask the vet why his hair looks green.
And I’d bet the guy holding the tail has the audacity ro bitch about HIS job
The elephant says ” I shit you not”
Tom would go to any length to prove he could wear a Trojan Magnum
Neither thought it could get any worse until the elephant slipped and fell backward.
That reminds me, I think I’ll have turducken for Thanksgiving…
In other news, last nights human cannon ball act at the circus goes horribly wrong.
It’s always the last place you look.
“Jose, Manuel and Juan find a new way to sneak into America.”
Its so…. hollow in here!
HELLO *echo*
kiss my ass
Two immigration officials caught illegal immigrant being smuggled into the U.S in southern Texas by trained elephant. (you would think filling out the paper work would be more sanitary!!!)
Brazilian fetish porn
Don’t put tinsel on your Christmas tree if you have an elephant.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Involvement in your work
Too much dude, too much.
Hey, Harry.. Are you there??
Yesterday this giant ate my cell PHONE…I hope I can find it here today…
Spelunkadunk all the way to the trunk!
Harder!! Harder Screamed elephant
Unimpressed by what the guy in the t-shirt could put up his ass, Elephant said he’d show him how its really done.
I I Said Said take take a a deep deep breath breath but but not not that that deep deep, now now sneeze sneeze you you big big lump lump
Verizon commercial ” CAN YOU HERE ME NOW “
“Character is what you are even when you are in the dark.”
“can you see narnia yet?”
when water boarding is just a tad too weak…
Pedro learned to appreciate any job he could get during the recession.
“I don’t think this is going to work as a haloween costume, Fred”
Visibility was poor but i knew where i was going.
I’m being turned on here!
What do you mean I’m not getting paid for this!
Alright, hand me the shovel, I’m going in.
Ugh! Oh god! ITS EVERYWHERE!
Imagine how the elephant feels…
Congratulations! It’s a boy!
The space suit consists of several parts.The lower torso assembly protects the astronaut’s feet and ensures cooling and ventilation.
The helmet is designed to protect the astronaut’s head while allowing him to see as far as possible…
Image Credit: NASA
He farted, but it went the wrong way…
Boy or a girl ?
At least he’s being safe
“Wow, you have a shit job”.
“If you say that one more time, I swear to god I’ll smack you!”
“Could be worse”.
‘How’
“Could have been G. W. Bush’s arse”
‘True’
Shoot up into its ass ,,wat a bull shit u got!!!congratss
THIS IS THE SHITTIEST JOB EVER!!!
so thats where i found the remote
Ima Human Dildo!
Oh Shit!
She’s About To Cum!
So… this was the only job I could find in this recession
anyone for anal?
The things I do for facebook photos…
Get better work stories, join the NZ Police
LISTEN,IVE TOLD YOU HES NOT IN THERE
I THINK IVE SPOTTED SOMETHING
LISTEN MAN,PUT YA BAC INTO IT,AND STOP MESSIN ABOUT
ya gotta be shittin me!..
ya gotts be shttin me.. right guys?!
Eddie, Rob and Rick Didn’t Know What Shit They Were Getting Them Self Into
This place is nothing like the real estate agent said it would be! There’s no couch and I can’t find the light switch!!!
Sahid..The Human Enema.
The Hangover..Part 3
I told you Pete was a brown nose SOB.