He knew things had gotten bad when the zoloft bouncing heads had grown bodies and started following him around…turns out drugs, yet again, were not the answer.
‘I’ve successfully infiltrated the society of the fluffy canary birds, but unfortunately I must bring back a pound of human organs to fully gain their trust. This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you, Bob…’
July 16th, 2010 at 12:31 am
He knew things had gotten bad when the zoloft bouncing heads had grown bodies and started following him around…turns out drugs, yet again, were not the answer.
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Having a bad day? Call 1-800-man-in-creepy-yellow-suit, toll free.
July 24th, 2010 at 9:31 am
Damn…can’t go anywhere anymore without running into an illegal alien..
July 24th, 2010 at 11:27 am
His professional wrestling days now behind him, The Yellow Assassin sadly waited for the long bus ride home.
July 24th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
You think you got problems? I’m was zipped into this when I fell asleep at my friends house. I don’t know how to get out!
July 24th, 2010 at 11:52 pm
“He’s behind me isn’t he?” *In terrified creeped out voice*
July 27th, 2010 at 1:42 am
WORLD
I AM DISSAPOINT
July 27th, 2010 at 1:42 am
WORLD I AM DISSAPOINT
July 29th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
i see your lonely, do you want a bucket of penis?
August 7th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Hey buddy it’s alright….
it happens to everybody
August 23rd, 2010 at 4:44 pm
your sitting in my spot dude..
August 24th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
“Sorry dude, bucket’s full.”
August 30th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
“Quit moping around on that bench, you’re embarrassing yourself.”
August 29th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
You look so happy!!
September 28th, 2010 at 4:57 am
if i dont look at him maybe he will go away
August 13th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Depression, yes.
August 17th, 2010 at 6:24 am
I’ve just finished painting that bench!
August 18th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
The best cure for a broken heart is a yellow fag with a pail full of blue smoothie
August 20th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
“Well, lucky for you, I FOUND it and it’s right here in this bucket.”
August 24th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Just when you thought you’d have to pee in the bushes, Urineman to the rescue!
August 24th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Wanna play?
September 4th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Aw, jeez, c’mon Hal. Put the suit on will ya? It’s gettin’ late. At least it’s a job. You know how many guys don’t even have jobs these days?
September 7th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Your not a child but uh…you’ll do
September 12th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
“Hey buddy, what’s wrong?” said the yellow buddy and a guy replied “I got fired from YouTube!”
September 12th, 2010 at 11:54 pm
hey… you ok… dont worry im not ganna eat you . . . omnomnom!!
September 13th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
You can’t escape me! I’m always with you.
September 20th, 2010 at 2:42 am
It was just one night man..
she idnt mean anything!
September 24th, 2010 at 6:57 am
Just gonna stand there and hear my cry, Thats alright because I love the way you lie.
September 25th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
There’s no stranger in the world
October 26th, 2010 at 8:42 pm
nangangailangan ng kaibigan:
pagkakaroon ng taong masasandalan ay nagbibigay dahilan sa ating buhay..
October 27th, 2010 at 9:18 am
No, you looked thro’ a window – it wasn’t a mirror!
October 29th, 2010 at 2:46 am
“Okay if you don’t like the yellow paint I’ll pop back to the store and get some red.”
November 6th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
After years of the monkey on Jerry’s back, things were about to take a real turn for the worse.
November 6th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Viagra’s mascot “ED buddy”, has not really caught on like the company expected.
November 9th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Mr Happy face has come to reap his revenge on the depressed souls who created him!!
November 15th, 2010 at 1:03 am
dont be said, hindu.
December 30th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Grim Reaper on laundry day. Why do you think they call it a bucket list?
December 30th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Why am I the only one who can see him, and why is he always on my bench?
February 10th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!!
February 10th, 2011 at 8:48 pm
mommy, where did big birds feathers go?
February 10th, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Learning you have herpes
It makes fun things seem sad
February 28th, 2011 at 2:22 am
the experimental cloning of Big Bird hasn’t gone as well as we’d hoped.
February 28th, 2011 at 2:28 am
for the last time, you’re 35 years old, I’m NOT taking you trick-or-treating!
February 3rd, 2011 at 1:43 pm
No way, man. I’ve seen this show. You keep your merchandice to youself, dude! I ain’t buying.
February 28th, 2011 at 2:31 am
I think the LSD just kicked in…
February 28th, 2011 at 2:42 am
‘I’ve successfully infiltrated the society of the fluffy canary birds, but unfortunately I must bring back a pound of human organs to fully gain their trust. This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you, Bob…’
February 28th, 2011 at 2:45 am
this is the last time I get talked into going on a blind date…
February 28th, 2011 at 2:49 am
‘I’ve got my bucket and my sunshine suit ready, so I don’t care if your wife left you, WE are going OUT to gather some MOTHER EFFIN RAINBOWS!’
February 28th, 2011 at 2:58 am
The unfortunate result of a radioactive meltdown next to the movie-theater butter popcorn factory.
February 28th, 2011 at 3:04 am
‘WHAT?! You said you wanted me to be more spontaneous and unexpected! Come on Bob, lets play put the banana in the bucket…
February 28th, 2011 at 3:12 am
You don’t like it? well, you said yellow was your favorite color… hm … this is awkward…
February 28th, 2011 at 3:17 am
spare some change, sir? please? I can’t afford to pay the doctors for my Hepatitis treatments…
February 28th, 2011 at 3:21 am
When Coach Bob let his jr. high team vote for a mascot he never expected ‘Gooey the Giant Booger’ to receive the most votes…
May 27th, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Match.com fails again!
May 11th, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Naw man, sorry, i only pick up children…
May 20th, 2011 at 9:14 am
When Frank unexpectedly came home early he found out why Karen had never spoken about her profession.
May 21st, 2011 at 2:49 pm
well it looks like everything is getting sterriods these days including teletubbies
August 7th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
If you do acid, a “friend” will catch your tears in his creepy bucket to console you.
October 8th, 2011 at 11:53 am
Dean realised what really happened to zippy from rainbow
October 20th, 2011 at 11:12 am
You told me to dress up because you wanted to try something different.
November 15th, 2011 at 7:54 am
THE PERSON IS IN BAD MOOD HE WANTS TO SHARE HIS FEELINGS WITH HIS FROEND
November 17th, 2011 at 11:33 am
WHAT DAT SMELL LIKE?
November 6th, 2011 at 6:45 am
Friend……..
December 13th, 2011 at 12:04 am
Look, son, I know it’s not easy to find out you’re adopted…
January 15th, 2012 at 5:45 am
just when you thought you were safe….ronald mcdonald turns up
January 8th, 2012 at 9:04 am
Turn around cupcake….see all the misses left me with !