You have no escape

Be Sociable, Share!

50 Captions for “You have no escape”

  1. admin

    Must…. hold…. trees… apart!

  2. bajunk

    Looook into my eyes!

  3. Antoi

    Shit I dropped my nuts… all them!

  4. erica

    ohh shit.

  5. Joel

    has anyone seen my nuts?

  6. trinawoods

    Are you lookin’ at me? Huh, punk, are you lookin’ at me? Do I amuse you?

  7. RedskinRay

    “I’m one nutty tree hugger.”

  8. trinawoods

    Cirque du Squirleil

  9. itsa me

    “Hey watch it, i piss, when i eat!”

  10. Superpoop

    You think that’s my tail, but it’s really my nuts.

  11. Alan

    Ain’t Nut-in but a G-thang baby!

  12. Jocelyn


  13. jh

    I used to think you’re crazy, but now I see your nuts.

  14. ptamaro

    “I always have so much trouble opening these damn condoms…”

  15. maisy

    well well well…back to square 1

  16. neal

    eat my asshole

  17. Jack


  18. vivek

    mhhmm..never shud’v askd for condition for sex ..youy blabbermouth……what tha…FUCK are u humans doin takin pics f my fuckers..

  19. hatoe

    paain da yaar

  20. Reedy!

    mcdonalds oriental menu now on!!!

  21. tokunotakai

    Afterwards, I can enjoy the break

  22. MAW

    Show and Tail!

  23. Peter

    “R2? R2?! Can ya hear me R2?!”

  24. Dann

    No U!

  25. puterwiz

    Come Any Closer And I’ll Pee On You.

  26. Chris

    “Evan, yeah hi. i, errr, will be late again. Yeah. No. No between to trees.Hangover. I know. Why is it always me? Great. Call the fire brigade? They wont come after lasts nights antics. Thanks boss. All the best. Much love.”

  27. Chris

    “No, drunken sex.Yes i was drinking a peanut breezer. Yes, i’m naked…


    No not you boss. Send my love to the wife”

  28. Jesus

    U think dere my hands. No thats a moustache. My hands are playing wiv my nuts

  29. mattea

    Never do kung fu in between two trees!

  30. mike

    I know the nuts are between here, somewhere.

  31. Barney

    just after this was taken, the squirrel falls to the floor… as lady with strange wooden legs walks away…

  32. Adam

    Muhahaha It’s Ninja Squirell

  33. Boggy B

    The tree’s are closing in on me!!!

  34. Me

    Think my skis are a bit big?

  35. Kennny

    Let’s see you do this and lick your nuts at the same time.

  36. ketan

    i mST HAv WoRk oUT

  37. Jeethu Mathew

    “I’m just preparing myself for the next Olympics!”

  38. Robert

    A squirrel without legs.

  39. Timothy


  40. Jamie Doherty

    “ahhhhhh! My fucking groin!”

  41. Daniel Denniss

    If this doesn’t get me into Ice Age 3, then I’m going to quit Hollywood for at least a month, maybe two tops.

  42. p.charan babu

    never attempt to get into woods like this,,your ass has been probably risked

  43. Mike

    We have ways of making you talk sir… Andre here can split a tree with his bare paws!

  44. hysterical me

    Splinter was working out hard for the return of the turtles!

  45. Mase

    I Iz Ninjaaaaaaaa

  46. Sam

    Hey, I can see my house from here

  47. Rosie

    Ninja Squirrel excepts your challenge.

  48. trinawoods

    Sometimes when I get nervous, I put my fingers where they shouldn’t be and smell them like that. Yeah, that’s gross…

Leave a Reply

  • (will not be published)

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>