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  1. kate

    honey…i found the banana!!

  2. Matt Thompson

    Hey, beats my wife’s cooking.

  3. Jean

    You’re secrets safe with me!

  4. Alex Kaseberg

    The FBI reveals its new undercover terrorist task force

  5. tps

    Why YES I am in Upper Management.

  6. Anonymous

    In case of nuclear attack: bend over, and……

  7. armand bourgoignie

    On his first date Patrick got a bit shy.

  8. rivercardz

    2002 Winner of the North American Brown Nose Cup demonstrates practice technique in preparation for the World Finals in December.

  9. Anonymous

    Yoga for proctologists.

  10. armand bourgoignie

    Doctor,these haemorroids are really giving me a bad headache!

  11. armand bourgoignie

    Does my head look big in this?

  12. Raven

    Gee, I thought it was my elbow!

  13. armand bourgoignie

    I’m SURE I’ve left them in my pants!

  14. Heywood

    Roger’s attempt at auto felatio missed it by *that* much.

  15. Jeff

    Enron names new audit partner.

  16. Anonymous

    Hey, I think I found the GOOD version of The Phantom Menace!

  17. BoMoFo

    Cranial-Rectal Inversion!

  18. Jon

    Does this make my butt look big?

  19. Anonymous

    damn i really do have my head up my ass… you’re fired

  20. armand bourgoignie

    O.K.!No drugs…

  21. DucoGranger

    And you thought the rubber glove was scary

  22. Anonymous

    George Bush Sr.’s family album.

  23. Max

    I am just trying to scare the shit out of me !

  24. Anonymous

    Damn, what happened to my toilet paper?

  25. HoJo

    The company’s new dress code is a real pain in the ass!!

  26. Jeff Chastain

    Do you smell what the Rock is cookin’?

  27. Anonymous

    Ready to accept the sperm of Satan, as all upper level managers before him.

  28. Anonymous

    Job interview at the pretzel factory.

  29. Anonymous

    When the interviewer asked Roger where he saw himself in five years unfortunately he gave an honest answer.

  30. Joe

    Thinking quickly, Bill avoids an uncomfortable encounter with an ex-girlfriend

  31. Anonymous

    The search for the “g spot” continues

  32. jo

    And here we have an avid supporter of recycling

  33. Anonymous

    Hmm It beats the shit out of me

  34. Heywood

    No one at the office party dared take on the “Bobbing For Dingleberries” champion.

  35. j.z.

    They said Ikea instructions were easy to follow.

  36. Maxx

    Rim-job, the home version.

  37. JJ

    Why yes, I do work at Wal-Mart.

  38. spat

    Shit happens.

  39. spat

    Jim really wanted to become a ventriloquist.

  40. spat

    Jim studied real hard for his rectal exam.

  41. The Beaver

    Can Ya Hear Me Now! GOOD!!!

  42. (pdw)

    Mmmmm….nice me!

  43. Anonymous

    this is No Neck Bum Magoo

  44. Anonymous

    Anal Reclusive and Proud !

  45. Jo-jo

    I’m just trying to see things from your point of view.

  46. Loslos23

    As he gives one last push, the turd hangs on for dear life!

  47. Anonymous

    but…

  48. SailmanR

    In the papers your HMO gives, carefully look for the words “Self-administered colonoscopy”

  49. st Miek

    Part man, Part ostrich, Bob Bittleman had only one way to deal with fear.

  50. Mike Ward

    Hey…my buddies class ring…and my car keys…all be darned!

  51. Stan

    I know i left that gerbil in here somewhere!

  52. beaker

    as is I don’t see my boss enough at work, now his picture is on the Caption Machine? WTF!?!

  53. cutetexasgal

    BUTTHEAD

  54. Ianne

    Mmm… fresh air!

  55. Mortius

    It was the last place he looked, but sure enough, there was the remote control.

  56. social idiot

    Do you smell that!? oh, shit! I think It’s me…

  57. Stephen N.

    President Bush unveils his new global warming policy.

  58. Jeff Chastain

    shhhhh… I see turd people.

  59. puckdiv

    No Bin Laden up here, but it sure smells like
    him!!

  60. KUDMUNKY

    TALIBAN HIDING, OSTRICH STYLE!!

  61. onebad427

    ” I’m telling you for the last time, seatbelts & airbags don’t do anything!!! “

  62. nkp

    When I told him where to shove it, I didn’t think he’d take it so literally!

  63. Henry

    John tried to perform a blow-job on himself, but what a miscalculation!

  64. Drake

    As Henry had been stuck in the elevator for three days, the hunger made him forget his honour.

  65. Ozzmann

    Oh, man, I don’t remember eating that!

  66. massis

    the human ostrich demonstrates his newly acquired trick…

  67. FR

    During the Customer Relations Course, students learn to be flexible.

  68. Rivard

    As if the CIA didn’t have enough trouble getting good intelligence…

  69. Todd Hunt

    Lost my hat again

  70. massis

    Saving Ryan’s Privates…

  71. Texas Tommy

    This is why Texans put their names on their belts. So they know who they are when they come out.

  72. Vince

    Now what happened to the Tidy Bowl Man

  73. Satan

    Stick! What stick???

  74. care

    now i finally realized that i have tight buns…um…can somebody help me?

  75. nate

    the search for lost keys continues

  76. Sandman

    Bob in accounting can’t understand why other folks in the office think he has his head up his ass.

  77. shirley

    NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH! IT’S LIKE SHITTING A BOWLING BALL

  78. shirley

    NOW I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH!
    IT’S LIKE SHITTING A BOWLING BALL.

  79. shirley

    NOW I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH!
    OUCH!

  80. funny man

    wow!!!! it’s changed last time i came here!!!!

  81. AJ

    Monica you told me the was a cigar up here?

  82. Anthony

    Got AIR!!!

  83. Mem

    I wonder why there is an EXIT ONLY sign in here……..!?!

  84. Josh

    “LIVIN’ WITH A HERNIA”

  85. Dayve

    So thats what smelled like shit!!

  86. meg

    talk about a blindfold

  87. Abby

    I wonder where his hands are?!

  88. Andrew

    hey what are you lookin at?

  89. KROCK01

    JEEZ, DAD WAS RIGHT,I REALLY CAN USE MY
    NAVEL AS A POTHOLE.

  90. zatterat

    Ted gave new meaning to the phrase “This tastes like shit”.

  91. Cari

    Honey, your proctologist called… he found your head.

  92. Rando

    Me personally? I’m an ass man.

  93. Wit

    time out for adults

  94. Len Patterson

    Finally after years of reading books on psychology & many sessions with psychiatrists Wilhelm tried a technique that allowed him to see his true inner self!

  95. mjl

    Nice pants!

  96. lizzardbreath

    look mommy, no hands

  97. narcosis12

    He was THAT desparate to avoid going to the proctologist

  98. Craig

    Oh dear, he’s not using toilet paper!

  99. Anonymous

    FINALLY THE PERFECT HIDING PLACE THEY WILL NEVER LOOK FOR ME UP HERE

  100. Anonymous

    WHAT?? SIT ON IT AND ROTATE OK ???

  101. Joe Bunt

    Now I KNOW you’ve got shit in your ears

  102. christopher hart

    gee theres so much room in here !!!
    enought space to park an elephant
    I might rent it out.

  103. Anonymous

    look theres the chicken i had for dinner

  104. amber

    look theres the chicken i had for dinner

  105. TRASHMAN

    LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES

  106. tafkatadd

    Spot… Spot, get out… Spot! Bad dog!

  107. Reut

    Hey where did the toilet go?
    (vote for me (: )

  108. meir

    “Oh shitt,What happend to my last meal?”

  109. Jessika

    hey, whats this long brown thing?it looks really good…

  110. Jessika

    ouch!!that has to hurt!!

  111. errr..

    I’m going to sue that lousy chiropractor…

  112. errr..

    President of International Society of Contortionists Anonymous

  113. errr..

    *singing* “…turn around, bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart…”

  114. errr..

    *singing again* “Ben the two of us need look no more…”
    sorry.. 😉

  115. errr..

    Guess nothing worse can happen today…

  116. errr..

    “It was just a camera trick…” he said, walking away strangely…

  117. YIFAT

    Honey!!! my nose wanna have sex!!!…

  118. KEZ

    ARE YOU SURE ITS UP HERE?

  119. errr..

    *singing yet again* “Well shake it up baby now, twist and shout…”

  120. Caroline Tanner

    He is so flexible

  121. Nicole

    I thought yoga is suppose to be relaxing?

  122. kenoath

    New colon cancer check up much too evasive.

  123. Yargh

    So this is what BMW Roadside Assistance was doing when I waited THREE HOURS for a tow!

  124. jj

    Now that’s what I call a real HEAD BUTT!

  125. Andie

    oh o~ I need to sneeze…. *Hahaha.. chew*

  126. Anonymous

    Ironically, this man gets less shit than I do.

  127. rami

    Hey man, I have to lose my tie…

  128. jwd

    “Don’t it make my blue eyes brown . . . “

  129. GOPSUX

    George W. Bush tries to put on his own necktie.

  130. Stupid kid

    “This shit stuck in my ass is killing me!”

  131. Resisobilus

    Good news, Mr. Limbaugh, you’re not going deaf after all.
    Your ears are just clogged. However, to prevent it
    recurring, you’ll need to make a few changes…

  132. Quincy J

    You’re out. Simon didn’t say.

  133. Quincy J

    What a shithead.

  134. Alan Seaton

    Damn I’m lucky I got the heads-up before the boss walked in.

  135. Big C

    bloke – “What was the ostrich theory again…..if i cant see it, its not there???”

  136. Smiley

    When the boss told his employees to work at break-neck speed, Chip was eager to impress.

  137. lawrence

    Hey colon, How you doin?

  138. Aaron

    And he wondered why he got fired!

  139. Mascot

    “man…I was so drunk last night I don’t even remember your name.”

  140. Mark Smith

    I have heard of taking in the a$$ but this is ridiculos

  141. jimm

    The unemployed executive found an unexpected opening in the local carnival, and they even let him wear a tie.

  142. tim

    The new enron sign

  143. MeeMah

    Florida Tourists

  144. Gentaur

    The test of a good pair of stretch pants.

  145. sniper

    On pe toujours se procurer de la nourriture , il suffit de fermer le circuit.

  146. Robbie

    Jim tried to kiss his own ass instead of always kissing the ass of his boss!

  147. beavis

    heheheheheh hey butthead check it out

  148. Audiodoode

    My name is John Kerry, Democrat cantidate for president.

  149. CHAOS

    this is even more painful than it looks

  150. George Bush

    George Bush searching for Weapons of Mass Destruction

  151. Grizzlychicken

    Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

  152. dustin cobwebs

    the lengths some people will go to to get reception on thier cell phone

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