Billy Dog

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47 Captions for “Billy Dog”

  1. trinawoods

    President Bush’s choice for the next Supreme Court Justice replacement.

  2. Trint

    Rufus tried to hide the pain, but clearly his life would have been easier if he’d worn his retainer as a pup.

  3. jim

    Billy still held out hope that his video would be selected by Exteme Makeover Hound Dog Edition.

  4. john

    ya mums bum

  5. Shadowbat

    Nearly bankrupt from attorney fees, Michael Jackson could only afford a second-year veterinary student to continue his plastic surgery.

  6. Tommy Vercetti

    “Yah that’s it, laugh human. Just don’t freak out when I maul your kids.”

  7. trinawoods

    Your teeth would look like this too if you licked your butthole for 8 years straight.

  8. -Mascot

    Q: What do you call a bad overbite?

    A: When your mutt’s chewing on his nads and they taste like dog crap.

  9. Scrubby

    Unlike seeing-eye dogs for the blind and hearing dogs for the deaf, denture dogs for the elderly never quite caught on.

  10. trinawoods

    “Do I make you horny baby? Yeahhhh…”

  11. trinawoods

    “But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun.”

  12. Alex Kaseberg

    The sonogram of their new baby boy didn’t look as good as Kevin Federline and Britney Spears had hoped

  13. Alex Kaseberg

    “Congratulations, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, it’s a . . . well, congratulations anyway.”

  14. trinawoods

    The British equivalent of Lassie.

  15. Scrubby

    Where are they now?: Jar Jar binks at Star Wars Con 2005

  16. trinawoods

    Say hello to “Scooby Don’t.”

  17. -Mascot

    Oddly enough, we now have to tie the Nintendo around the dogs neck just to get the kids to play with him.

  18. Tom G.

    Dude, I just tricked out my GTO with a new set of Cragars. And the asking price is a firm $500 and all your LPs of ZZ Top.

  19. Gentaur

    His bark is worse than his overbite.

  20. Gentaur

    What do you get when you cross Prince Charles with Camilla Parker Bowles?

    Someone else who answers to “Prince”.

  21. Gentaur

    Another illegitimate child from Strom Thurmond’s household comes forward.

  22. anon

    “…and here’s my dog ‘Overbite’. He’s inbred just like me and the rest of the royal family.” – Prince Charles

  23. -Mascot

    Dog tryouts for the next Austin Powers movie…

  24. Pismonque

    Unfortunately, reincarnation was not kind to Freddy Mercury.

  25. Pismonque

    “Hmmm…yeah, I guess I had his muzzle on a little too tight.”

  26. Julian Smith

    Fido demonstrates that he has English Setter in him

  27. trinawoods

    Sandra Annette Bullock
    Class of ’82

  28. Terry

    HeHeHeHe! I cant wait until the guys at “Extreme Makeover” get a load of me! I wonder how many Davinci vaneers they’ll put in this mug!!! hehehehehe

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  30. SimonHawke

    As snoopy finally woke completely up and saw himself in the mirror, he realized the horrible truth “OMG! I’M DWAYNE DIBBLY!”

  31. anus

    what carl barron said was right nicole richie did start to look like her dog

  32. Have-A-Say

    Dog gone~!!! Humans can be sooooo unkind. (Sigh) I’ve been called “Hang Dog” – “Droopy Ears” – “Big Nose” etc. This time “Fang” Well Really – there is a limit!!!!!

  33. Jack

    Soft focus works for Elizabeth Taylor, but for this dog it don’t hunt.

  34. Lee

    The results of beastiality in Alabama.

  35. Kenny

    Ernie looked at this photo and said “it might take Jack Daniels to get me in bed with this bitch”.

  36. trinawoods

    Snoop Dog’s lesser known cousin Tyrone takes a breather during rehearsals for his next music video.

  37. trinawoods

    They got some good looking cashiers at Petco.

  38. trinawoods

    AKC Champion Weimaraner
    “Tailchaser’s Periodontal Nightmare” poses for photographers.

  39. ash

    GOT RICE?!?!

  40. Kenny

    Bubba, you remember when you took my dog a huntin’ a few weeks back, and I said she might be i heat? Did you do more than hunt

  41. Allie

    Duh, Hey Dude whats shaken’ bacon!

  42. sam

    first the flea bath then the teeth cleaning

  43. stevey

    For most people
    its like looking in a mirror

  44. stevey

    For most people
    It’s like staring in a mirror

  45. liv

    ANd mum said I didn’t need braces

  46. liv

    well, mum you said i didn’t need braces. BLAMAGE

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