Comfortable?

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50 Captions for “Comfortable?”

  1. Lex the Kase

    “All I said was, “Look Sally your pussy is all stretched out.” And, bam, she punched me.”

  2. crazyfarker

    “Someone get this freakin’ fire cracker out of my ass!”

  3. justin Anderson

    “Thats the last time I’m gonna let that biatch use a strap-on on me!”

  4. justinanderson

    Honey why is does your pussy look dead stiff – SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSlap!

  5. Darin Madden

    Need new tail? Fat, bloated, stretched and hairy? Smell like fish? Get a new cat…

  6. Marc

    did-ah-dee-dah-did-ah-dow-dow…
    LET’S ALL HAMPSTER DANCE!

  7. jwu

    After PETA protested nude, stuff cat doormats became all the rage.

  8. rich

    A BIG CAT WILL SCRATCH THE HELL OUT OF YOU, BUT A LITTLE PUSSY NEVER HURT ANYONE!

  9. fartman

    New Snake-cat hybrid

  10. RICH

    IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOD HUMPING THIS HOLE IN THIS PLANK!

  11. Frylock

    Harold’s childhood confusion of cats and beavers once more comes back to haunt him, resulting not only in a dead cat…but also a shoddily constructed porch.

  12. Alwee

    Finally, Mr. Whiskers learned how to shove his tail up his own ass.

  13. eh?

    Siam(at)ease

  14. Rip Torn

    Tragically, Tiger gave in to his impulse to make love to a rusty nail.

  15. s.chandler

    morse dreamed of one day being center stage @ the bolshov

  16. mongon

    If I can just hold still… “here, mousey, mousey, mousey”

  17. Ken

    In a tragic turn of events, Access Hollywood has recently learned that Morris the Cat, upon learning that his Purina Cat Chow contract was not renewed, committed suicide again. Unfortunately, it was his tenth attempt.

  18. deathstar

    Aerobics is good for the heart…

  19. Jimmy Flowers

    Cat on a hot tin roof!

  20. Gentaur

    Bootsie decided that sunbathing wasn’t so bad, until she tried putting on the tanning lotion.

  21. Mrdav76

    Cat yoga

  22. Carlos Ashby

    So thats where my corn dog went

  23. Carlos Ashby

    So thats where my corn dog went

  24. DarkJon64

    All I wanted was a Pepsi…

  25. RICH

    JUST THINK IF THE PILGRIMS WOULD HAVE COMMITTED THIS ACT ON THE VERY FIRST THANKSGIVING WE BE EATING PUSSY INSTEAD OF FORKING THE BIRD!

  26. russ

    last weeks issue of playcat

  27. Fire Frog

    Cat-ching up on some Z’s.

  28. Wiggy UK

    That bloody dog’s gone and drained the pool again !

  29. Igby

    Thought bubble: “OK, stay calm. You’re just sleeping here, nothing weird going on. No one knows your dick is stuck. Just relax and maybe it’ll work itself loose…”

  30. catnip

    Oh damn could someone pull the rest of the tail out of my ass?

  31. Melinda

    Shhhh….I’m trying to hear what those dogs are saying in there!!!

  32. dax

    MMMMMM…LAZY PUSSY

  33. Fire Frog

    In a former life Moggy was a beached whale…

  34. Fire Frog

    Hermione had a sudden bad feeling it may have been Polly Juice she’d just rubbed on herself and not sunscrean…

  35. hail hitler

    i know someone like that

  36. hail hitler again.....

    wtf why does a cat lay like that did he just have sex

  37. gonads and strife

    where back on e! and we found are garfield star tannin on his roof wich later when we turned over and was dead. it seems that all his fur made a fur ball that clogged his arteries and yet died…..poop on a stick…….jesus crist i should not of shoved those animals up my ass

  38. gonads and strife

    fukin ho eat shit u ass belonker…..suns of bitches are gonna die…. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gonads and strife biznatch……. if u are gay u will read this message o shit i read it

  39. decay

    After years of doing the “chow chow chow.” Morris can’t bend his knees.

  40. decay

    Rejected by Hustler even though it showed pink.

  41. The Architect

    The feline crouches and listens intently for the call of the receptive female beyond the fence.

  42. Michael

    …And the invisible man says, “I don’t know but my asshole is killing me.” Wait that’s not right.

  43. clutions

    I just wanted to see what being board was all about.

  44. keywa

    ok just put this wire here, “man you got something in the attic cos i can feel something licking me?”

  45. OrbInSpace

    Fidgiting.. in here draws away your attention from my, Dog docked tail! woof

  46. dawn sharp

    Another pussycat doll takes five.

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  48. Corey

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. My wood is in the wood

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