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98 Captions for “Faceplant”

  1. Les

    Moments later, Larry woke up in a drunken stooper to see he really had gone home with a horse

  2. chev man

    Phillip Augustus Rockefeller IV shares a break-dancing moment with his trusty steed, Snoop-Horsey-Horse, just moments after leaving the Hood!

  3. Sheriff

    In another episode of Man vs. beast, the challenge was to see whether a man or a horse could do a handstand longer.

  4. jwd

    Tackle polo proved to be a short-lived fad.

  5. Gatorfreak

    Unicorn racing proven to be a bad idea in thick fog. The jockey took a sharp dive, at low altitude.

  6. Pismonque

    In an effort to to enliven team rhythmic gymnastics, the Olympic Committee is opening competition to allow livestock.

  7. curmugion

    Jake was starting to think that the grass stain would never come out.

  8. Therus

    The triumphant jockeys triple twist with reverse pike dismount turned horrably wrong when he failed to get enough air of the horse. The judges harshly awarded him a 3.2.

  9. KD

    Well, Steve, the grass is always…oh.

  10. Weird As A Bagel

    Even though it was kind of stupid of Ed to combine an exterminating service with horse racing bloopers, one has to admit that he found a lot of pesky moles that way.

  11. Bobby D's

    “And A Small Jockey’s Gonna Fall.”
    with respect to Bob Dylan.

  12. rhys

    “Ya, I see it now.”

  13. Gentaur

    Prince Charles shows some improvement.

  14. Gentaur

    They both couldn’t stop laughing when they heard the joke about short jockeys and jockey shorts.

  15. s.chandler

    Superman? Sodman? Being a super hero is a bitch!

  16. Berry Mcdikenher

    Seabiscuit and Willie Shoemaker starring in the newest Hit Broadway Show, Sweet Sod Surprise.

  17. Hugh Jardon

    Toby Mcguire knew at just that moment that he had bitten off way more than he chew with this role!

  18. Phillip Yarmouth

    Tonto was right! You can hear them coming.

  19. Arnold Gropenator

    “Well, at least it can’t get any worse than this. . . oh my lord, who left this dog crap on the grass?”

  20. Phaeton

    Wow, Miralce Grow really does make a difference!

  21. Phaeton

    OK Seabiscuit, like we practiced!

  22. N

    the photo which busts captain hook (check his arm closely) as being a land-lubber and not a true pirate.

  23. DelRio

    Larry was a great jockey, but his dismounts left a little bit to be desired.

  24. k

    So this is what grass smells like.

  25. Professor Kaos

    Christopher Reeves’s home video

  26. Professor Kaos

    yes they do have “special olimpics” for both man & animal

  27. joysong

    Ya do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…..

  28. Mr. Ed

    “How do you like me now, Wilbur?”

  29. KING

    THE GRASS SMELLS SO GOOD, AND THE VIEW IS ALSO GREAT

  30. Pismonque

    This tragedy wouldn’t have happened if someone had collected Ned’s reins at the door.
    –A PSA from Mothers Against Drunk Equestrians

  31. Pismonque

    True to his name, Funny Cide’s hilarious jokes and madcap antics had horses and jockeys alike in stitches.

  32. Alien_Ant

    oohw im aight just checking the grass flavour

  33. Bingus

    After a long race, Mike always like to cozy down for a nice nap

  34. lynn

    what happen to you nellie we’ve jumped over that a hundred plus times and you made it before i do not like having the ground in my face

  35. (_8(|) DOH!!

    Damn. I was so drunk last night I don’t even remember your name.

  36. brian

    um grass isnt tight

  37. fred

    Alfred, someone has knocked over the lawn jockey again.

  38. Gentaur

    The new extreme sport of polo-vaulting.

  39. B-Rad G

    Jockey Jon was a little sore after he realized the true meaning of “Hung Like a Horse”

  40. B-Rad G

    A sit-in protest at the glue factory turns ugly when a sneaky employee glued Jockey Jon’s face to the ground as he slept.

  41. dede & court

    yep the lawn mower man has been slaking,i found a brown piece of grass

  42. dede & court

    yep the law mower man has been slaking ,I found a brown piece of grass

  43. Gentaur

    Sexually transmitted narcolepsy: Horse racing’s hidden shame.

  44. Gentaur

    Check the blood alcohol level of the horse, too.

  45. Pismonque

    Hmmm…wealthy, white, drunk and crashing…HAS to be a Kennedy.

  46. TwistyChristy

    Equestrian Rythmic Gymnastic – The new Olympic sport.

  47. Mark Buelar

    After the horse had a heart attack the jockey smashed his face into the horses’ dung and just kept sliding

  48. ttsquared

    Oh yeah,
    But can you do this?!

  49. ttsquared

    Oh Yeah.
    But can you do this?!

  50. Raymondo

    The horse and jockey hang gliding championship was a disaster as I predicted it would be.

  51. jwd

    Chevy Chase in “National Lampoon’s Kentucky Vacation”

  52. Jeremy

    apparently Killar was missing his old sport of Bareback riding

  53. bANAAL

    Larry always wears his trusted red swimcap and speedo when he goes diving

  54. aseaton

    the metal plate in Pete’s head became very fond of the industrial magnet buried beneath the racetrack.

  55. random

    This is the longest entry ever, yes it is, yes it is. It is long, and its good, so i will enter it now. There’s a horse and a jokey, they are both on the floor, one says the other, can we still win the race? The horse says to the jokey, i still think we can. Then superman flew in on his magic vase and transported the hosre and jokey to the finish line. But it was too late, the horse Soar Loser had won. He mocked them, and jeared, and spit out his wegerg gum. a s f f hghf rrug reh8h 3rfhjfj wefgbwefbew fwefg riwefu fff f3gg afdf ork;rt ogfomgo erou reopgj uighgioer hirogerjiop ioerjgerop noppre nweio oehk nweuifp ngperjero eghoper joerpgh owehjgfop nel;o noehjgop howehg oeowhg opwe oe oweh wp jowe how hwo owehg ion iowkli iowhf iowh oiowe hiow hwoejh opwe uiev fgoq; ofn ohhop shiowe ghfw iou32ov ff90 j3 9hf8g heriogeo ppwe gweufwei iowe gfh ioweg iwehg ioweg iowh owej envop weh opwehg we oph j jefghiero jerhy tioegvn eriuhgi uegfu wiufgc bsuaif bweiog uwegf iob iegf ieowg iwe hig eiwe igo gio hgio hbg weio hhogpwr hegoh oeriphg oerph oirwehg ioerh iowerhg iowehj oi wehg weioh ioweh ioweh iwe ohf ioweuge kvn seiogf nsdk lgh sdkvlnf ksdng eruig hw eiorgh erhgoi ergh ihw eioerwhgio he riogh rkgjer ioghn ierhgi hwer iog her iog hiogh kvniosdv nkher ivniweo vhwe iogh ewgabno rejgjg oer gnwpe q[wjn owe uregeior lpoazx rgehoig xaswq wegjiop ehop /.o9jwgigwh weiuogw eiogh dfnbioern ikghiernv iwengi wei nrg in weroi gjervo weri kvherio hgwe irg 8erio hg wiogh egvni qw pvn weio kregheri oer gjoper ngveorgj ierjv oerjg oerjg operg orgjop gnwekg ekrng kej ngklg gle rng n jlwenfi lvb j onsd hroi ghio iwerhg iobwe vio we hf iweogh iower jgo pjero pgj mnkv lbh pg rgjgnwkle k jwergh ioweh owei hiwehegi wo vnsd weihnjweio iwehf RANDOM

  56. Captain Obvious

    Wow, only one Christopher Reeve caption.

  57. Gentaur

    Equestrian skydiving should become more popular when the chutes are worked out.

  58. Bum

    How to put in contact lenses without using your hands, chapter one…

  59. python

    There’s some lovely filth down here!

  60. Cairo

    4 out of 5 jockeys can’t tell the difference between Henderson’s lawn enhancer and the real thing.

  61. Version One

    Pig, shmig! I want truffles, and I want them NOW!

  62. jwd

    Soon after the accident, Blaze became dog food and Carlos was turned into Soylent Green.

  63. Gerard

    “Can you hear me now?”

  64. huh!

    Talk about a ‘nob’ jockey!

  65. manicuklawyer

    “Vince” and “Go like the wind” were determined more than ever this year they would win the Equestrian Musical Statues specialist round…

  66. poiu

    okay seabiscuit that is enough practice for today!2 minutes later… What is that horrible smell {he looks in a mirror} AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! My face is covered in Horce CRAAAAP!

  67. Lawrence

    Trigger!!!, Your’e right!!! This grass feels so good on my face, its like a baby’s bottom.

  68. beater of random

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  69. earl bob

    “see i told you sea bicuit i can breakdance better than you

  70. earl bob

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  71. Perry Mcdaniel

    Your right, it is softer than it looks.

  72. Captain Jordan

    A jockey and his horse moments before trying a little something new to spice up their relationship.

  73. Chiabordnik

    Hey: Did you guys know you got moles?

  74. Adolph

    Nazi Germany’s experimented with horse jockeys before they concluded that a spear on their helmet’s was the best way to make the highly secretive sport, Lawn Dart Dwarf Tossing, a huge hit!

  75. Sceezy

    What can i say, i love worms

  76. sybersonic

    preveiw to the movie sequel “You Got Served – Green Field Showdown”

  77. E_the_E

    Talk about a lawn jockey…

  78. Jerhond

    “B-boy’s alive yall! He’s doin’ the face plant!”

  79. one liner

    Mmphpbtt!! Er… cun tumwun gib me uh hab hur? I teem to be tuck.

  80. Chicken Lover

    Advanced Level 4- class 6- yoga stance back bend with stand. Oh yes its true. I do it allllll the time. Ok if you belive me your a dumbass. I LOVE YOU! NO NOT YOU STUPID..your boyfreind sitting next to you.

  81. Jamon

    The grass is greener on the other side !

  82. Owen Lucas

    Ohh, so many stains of an embarrassing nature coming out (so to speak) of this situation — white silks were not a good choice.

  83. Dominic

    Grass-munching for non-lesbians.

  84. Dominic

    The day the horse whisperer raised his voice.

  85. Dominic

    Warning: Mexican horses take siestas.

  86. Marvin

    Has Anyone some Dressing to go with This?

  87. some dude

    as this man faceplants, his horse decides to reinact this

  88. aza d

    This guy went headfirst into horse shit because his horse threw him off because the jockey farted on his horse ha

  89. t0m0

    harshemay is not bombing bahgdad

  90. t0m0 is happy monkey

    YeP…. ThAt’S rIgHt I aM gOiNg To LeArN hOw To DrIvE oN My 63rd B – DaY

  91. rb

    Who says you can’t tell a joke?

  92. mark

    You’re no good Seabiscuit! I’d rather ride that ant

  93. Seabiscuit

    Jockey: Dammit, you said you’d pull out!

  94. Michael

    Don’t worry folks, Pixies are magical creatures who don’t feel pain.

  95. Kenny

    Honey, where did you buy this horse?

  96. chris

    “i told you if you wipe me again am gonna hurt ya”

  97. bob

    me and ma horse just love the grass

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