Keg Stand

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41 Captions for “Keg Stand”

  1. Tommy Vercetti

    As soon as Hank was pull from the box amid a circle of drunk teens, he knew things would end badly.

  2. Aaron Mildenstein

    Even if he were sober, Stever was fairly certain he’d never seen a cheerleader with a chest that hairy.

  3. Alex Kaseberg

    The boys at Eye Netta Lif fraternity took this as a sign to enroll in either A.A. or a Coed School.

  4. -Mascot

    The pledges at Tri-Whamma-Slamma trying to get their date drunk so they can have thier way with her.

  5. trinawoods

    Turning Mandy back into Randy required incredible attention to detail, precise measurements and a 5 dollar cover charge.

  6. Kieran Jones

    Paris Hilton has her last plastic surgery operation.

  7. Darin Madden

    Quintin Tarantino’s new movie – Fill Bill.

  8. trinawoods

    And it took all 5 of ’em to come up with the idea…

  9. SimonHawke

    In horror, Homer reread is pledge list requirements

    Things to do for party…
    1: Get Keg
    2: Send invites
    3: Get FEMALE blow up doll ( Doh! )

  10. SimonHawke

    Normally beer held no facination for Simon, but today he felt strangely…… curious

  11. SimonHawke

    Pulse after pulse of the frothy bitter stuff came pouring out. “nectar” he thought to himself trying uselessly to swallow it all. Oh, and they have a keg! 🙂

  12. SimonHawke

    indeed as it turns out, Miller Beer is not worth ‘any price’ no matter what the freakin commercials say.

  13. -Mascot

    Just like he does every party, “Puffy” dons the skirt and attaches his colostomy bag to the keg so he can beer-bong himself silly. This guy knows how to par~tay!

  14. -Mascot

    guy in back:

    “dude…I can see his nads!”

  15. tommy vercetti

    and for an extra 3 bucks they threw in this handy keg-tap holder.

  16. Ben

    Don’t let them get a picture of our faces. I plan on running for Congress someday.

  17. Shadowbat

    Bobby was relentless in his efforts to get the fraternity to accept his pledge. He was determined to make an Alpha Sigma Sigma of himself or die trying!

  18. Gentaur

    Someone didn’t quite get the concept of “party doll”.

  19. trinawoods

    Makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?

  20. trinawoods

    Wanna bet these guys are all Criminal Justice majors?

  21. lawrence

    Dude, This new lite beer hasnt filled me up yet, Pump me another one.

  22. Bob

    You know you’re at a gay BBQ when you have to pump the keg guard before you pump the keg. Also the hotdogs taste like shit.

  23. trinawoods

    What sick, twisted pervert forgot to buy cups? Damn!

  24. Lee

    He’s not mine.

  25. Kenny

    Looks like this CPR class might have a “twist” to it……

  26. Kenny

    Evan, the gay blow up doll, had to wear a latex mask to keep from being seen with this group of homos.

  27. trinawoods

    Looks like Scott Peterson is adjusting well to his new surroundings.

  28. trinawoods

    Festus hoped his new Pinata idea would be a big hit at his step-cousin’s wedding reception.

  29. James McDaid

    Toke! Toke! Toke!

  30. Eric Neece

    Man, that dummy’s wasted!

  31. maximus prime

    NOW ITS THE MOLESTATION DOLL!!! NEW AND IMPROVED, YOU CAN JUST PROP IT UP IN A GIRLS LOCKER ROOM AND WATCH THEIR JUBBLIES SHAKE WHEN THEY RUN AFTER THEY FIND OUT ITS NAME IS RON!!!

  32. dawn sharp

    Repeat after me…keg STAND

  33. NooSweat

    We didn’t have much money for the stagnight…

  34. NooSweat

    Super-gangbang… they’re still pumping her!

  35. BIGDAVE UK

    My ex-girlfriend “There she is again shagging anything and anyone thats why I finished with her !

  36. Chloe

    one word..:

    dummiophilia

  37. tev

    Local Bar has no idea why patronage is down

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