Marsupial Porn

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Mommy look! This Kangaroo is getting really wore out, I better give hime some food.

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131 Captions for “Marsupial Porn”

  1. -e

    I told you to bring the chocolate Power Bar, not the peanut butter!!

  2. Anonymous

    There seemed to be some excess petting going on at the petting zoo today.

  3. mike

    Scram kid, or your next!

  4. Anonymous

    Mommy, the kangaroo keeps asking who my daddy is.

  5. Anonymous

    Awww, man, I can’t do it with the kid looking.

  6. Anonymous

    Come on tag me tag me! (wrestling … get it…)

  7. Anonymous

    And this is wild america.

  8. Anonymous

    Actually, it’s probably wild austriallia.

  9. Michelle

    The Crocodile hunter had an early interest in animals.

  10. Jo

    Hey guys. Whatcha doin’?

  11. brian

    “Hey Kid, leave us alone! We’re trying to prevent extinction of our race!!”

  12. Bushtit

    You may have her now, pal, but where was she last night? Don’t believe me? Smell my finger.

  13. Joe

    …a game…yea…just a game kid

  14. M. Papaya

    Smell my finger – SMELL IT !

  15. John

    Food?! Can this wait? I’m a little busy right now! Okay okay. This better have some sort of aphrodesiac qualities in it, else I’m going back in the hut.

  16. Margen

    What the…? Is this Viagra? Hey!

  17. James

    Uh. You’re making me nervous.

  18. Bob-o

    Multi-tasking!!

  19. Eric

    LITTLE DID SARAH KNOW THAT SHE WOULD BE PLAUGED BY BEASTIALITY FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.

  20. cecilia =)

    Spare some drool for me k?! i’ve not drank for days!

  21. Cappy

    Okay so this one time Randy Beaman went ot the zoo and he got into the Kangaroo exhibit and he put his hand up to the Kangaroo like this…

    *pow*

    And he got kicked in the face and missed a month of school.

    Okay, Bye.

  22. Mehljo

    That man in the blue in the back has been training the kangaroos to preform sexual tasks. As you can see he is training a kangaroo in the background. See how he masturbates the kangaroo, what skill, what expertise!!

  23. Flik

    I wonder what she’s feeding the kangaroo.

  24. Laxsmi

    My dad let me touch his kangaroo’s penis too; no really, I have proof, smell my fingers.

  25. little d

    little susan, appalled by his bold ways, tries to distract mr. kangaroo with an offer of food in her right hand while preparing to catch him off guard with a bitch-slap from her left hand…

  26. Jerry

    Not now kid, I’m procreating!

  27. Julia

    Billy finally understood when he observed his parents demostrate the same behavior later that night.

  28. Julia

    Billy finally understood when he observed his parents demostrate the same behavior later that night.

  29. Kelli

    “Here’s that viagra you wanted.”

  30. nikki

    here’s some more viagra. now do it again!

  31. Anonymous

    Mommy why does that Kanga no jump over the other one when he plays *LEAP-FROG* ?

  32. Anonymous

    Tag me in, tag me in!

  33. Inxply

    What to drink my blood ?

  34. Tyler Smith

    I told you: I don’t pay until after I’m done. Give me a second, would you?

  35. Anonymous

    “Hey my daddy does that to me every night too”

  36. James

    Hey! I want some! I once sucked a cock thiiiiiiiiissss big…

  37. josh

    I WANNA RIDE!!!

  38. hawk

    watch out kid your next

  39. Camillion

    Scientist get midgets to feed kangaroos during sex to increase stamina.

  40. oni424

    Kid right now is not a good time

  41. hvstalker

    Hey kid listen, thanks for the Viagra man.

  42. ej

    “Damn, forgot to lock the gate again!”

  43. Anonymous

    Who needs porn when you got the Animal Channel during mating season?

  44. Urban Man

    Thank you for the energy kid. You’re next

  45. da popo

    even im old enough to use a rubber. here .use your head,you dont know who shes been with

  46. Fat Seanny

    Aww yeah! It can’t get any better than this…

  47. Yarmish

    Well she cant be THAT good,,i mean, he’s taking the food….

  48. joey

    Will timmy thats how they say hello……….no..no TIMMY! stop that!

  49. Anonymous

    Big Bird is a closet homosexual.

  50. Furry

    MOMMY LOOK!!! LEAPFROG!!!

  51. amy

    Sex Ed-you-cayshun.
    Beah.
    Fosters: Australian for Beer.

  52. virtuoso guitarist

    “Those who Drink Australian f…” no that just doesn’t rhyme. It took Fosters years to perfect there slogan…

  53. jasonclick

    After years of trying, Stanley finally was able to achieve an erection.. but then, the ‘tourists’ showed up…

  54. Quique

    Sex Education. Foster’s… Australian for Beer.

  55. fisher

    Nameyourfetish.com says “Yeah, we got that.”

  56. fool

    Please do not sexually arouse the animals. Thank you.

  57. AmbientBleue18

    On the next episode of the Rugrats- Tommy gets a litle too adventurous and discovers a game way more fun than roll the ball…

  58. Mesa

    Lookie mommy! I wanna go on THAT ride!

  59. Anonymous

    Mommy just like you and Daddy

  60. Lay-Z

    WHAT THE F*CK KID! JUST GIMME FIVE MORE MINUTES!

  61. cari

    Little Johnny was right on time with Kanga’s next dosage of Viagra.

  62. Reed

    Johnny early on realised his ambition to become a fluffer.

  63. Sadie

    Room for one more!

  64. Elf

    Poor kid’ll be mauled by that kangaroo.. whew..

    *barfs*

  65. Henny

    Honey, where’d my Viagra go?

  66. Adam

    i’m pretty sure kangaroos do NOT like being poked in the face by little kids while they’re havin’ buttsex

  67. duster

    Oh yeah, you think that’s freaky? Well smell MY finger!

  68. spongbob

    when i call chew i-mommy, i want chew to call me i-poppy

  69. clifty

    Hey I gotta keep my energy up on these sex marathons.

  70. FoxTrott

    Call 1-800-SexKanga !!!

  71. MrMidi

    Is this where I put my quarter for the ride?

  72. Dwight

    Freaking Aussies!

  73. Hecata

    What you looking at punk? You’re next!

  74. Steven

    Multitasking

  75. Anonymous

    Don’t run away! I’m eating!

  76. Bloodthirster

    Mommy I want to play the game the kangaroos were playing

  77. Bloodthirster

    I’m your biological father kid, so show some respect

  78. Don MatÈo

    Daddy, is this the discovery channel?

  79. Anonymous

    What could be better than this getting feed and getting some at the same time

  80. Jorre

    Little did Stanly know what Kangaroo’s get very agressive during sex

  81. FrozenDragon

    Hey buddy, u done or what? It’s my turn now!

  82. CloudNine

    Umm, I was just, uh, givin her the ol’ heimlich maneuver, yehhh.

  83. Dairenn

    Oh what this? Oh, yeah, this is a REALLY good reason to stay out of Prison and obey the law.

  84. Anonymous

    How long of a ride do I get for this much Mr.

  85. Anonymous

    Ahhhh. this is the life.

  86. Mike

    Son, I think its time we had a little talk…

  87. Henny

    Great, my car keys! Just put them in my pouch.

  88. babylon

    Catch this kid

  89. georgepoint

    “Mom, do kangaroos have fists?”

    “Yes dear, now get over here so I can slit your throat.”
    (child bleeds, dies, death… children laughing, one mother cries,FISTS!)

  90. MZIEN

    Look mommy, that one kangaroo is pissng in the other kangaroo’s ass.

  91. captain captian

    little johnnys dad hope that he would learn by watching the monkeys, but after he learned from the kangaroos, he’s been sneeking of into wild kangaroo orgies

  92. B-Man

    Thanks Kid, You got any water? Im parched.

  93. KMS

    Do I come into YOUR bedroom?

  94. Rocko

    Now this is one here is Bobby in his first Menage e Twa

  95. Les

    Trent Reznor at an early age was inspired to write “Closer”

  96. Lachlan

    Excuse me , can i join in

  97. Anonymous

    Kangaroo: “hmmph, yeah baby, uh-huh, you like it huh? that’s right, oh, so nice…what? hey, corn!”

  98. lawrence

    Hey, didnt you put out the “DO NOT DISTURB” sign on the zoo front entrance like I asked you to?

  99. “Mommy can I keep it?”

  100. onAnon

    Skippy caught in shock cross-species threesome!
    (Has anyone else noticed where that other cangaroo’s head is?)

  101. paul bonser

    just stay there kid your next

  102. paul bonser

    i am reporting u kid to rolf harris

  103. paul bonser

    daddy uses one of thease rubbers on mummy

  104. Capcom Freedom

    Come on ya two! Get a frickin room!

  105. timmay!

    i’m just wondering what the lady in the background is doing to the third kangaroo…

  106. timmay!

    “hey, mister, whatcha doin’?”
    “…er…”

  107. timmay!

    so… that’s where you put the quarters…

  108. Dennis

    Get behind me for a 3some!!

  109. J-Dawg

    “Let him watch, it beats getting shot at!”

  110. ange

    Parenting Guide 101 – The Birds and the Bees. How to tell your child.

  111. one_liner

    get a room.

  112. Rowland Allsopp

    threesome of the strange kind

  113. juzzmagic

    take notes kid i be askin questions later

  114. Go Go Girl

    ” Excuse me, May I cut in?”

  115. storminrebel

    why it’s rude to point.

  116. Andrew Anorak

    No you can’t have a ride in her pouch, I’ve got plans for it!

  117. Sam Herman

    ” never knew those were monkeys…”
    “why do you think they’re monkeys?”
    “they keep saying oooh and ahhh.”

  118. Tramadol

    Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

  119. aladdinabu

    KANGAROO_MALE: Ahh, my menthol! Cheers, Fred… and look, I’m sorry you got passed over for Oompa Loompa #12, but at least you’re not out of work completel-

    KANGARO_FEMALE: FOCUS, DAMMIT!!!

  120. Ned Lanfers

    well done, made it to Media Watch 🙂

  121. Dusty Clark

    ” Later in life Bobby would describe this Instance as the drive for his fetish, his Therapist will write a book. “

  122. Dusty Clark

    ” Poor man can’t even get half a stalk without a national geographic and Aussie brand Shampoo. “

  123. Dusty Clark

    Look, I’d let you check her pouch for some gum but, I doubt you want to stick your hand in there when I’m done Bloke.

  124. Dusty Clark

    ” Huh Huh, Oh My, Spunky, Spunky! Good as New. ” Following the Success of The Garfield Live action motion Picture, Nickeloden is looking to revamp some top rated series which have long sense been cancelled. Here we have a scene from The up coming release,
    ” Rocko’s Modern Piece of Ass. “

  125. Kelvin Hargrove

    Crikey! A real BUSH kangaroo!

  126. bob

    thats one horny kangaroo plus i bet the perzons feed ing the kangaroo viagra!lol

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