Meow Mix Overdose

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35 Captions for “Meow Mix Overdose”

  1. peabody

    Kitty munchies! Who hasn’t been there.

  2. beaujest

    Social Security pensioner kills cat for taking more than its share of their dinner.

  3. Rhett

    3 cats, 1 scratching post, and an overdose of Whiskas later..

  4. admin

    Who spiked the meow mix with voldka?

  5. trinawoods

    Time to re-name Lucky.

  6. trinawoods

    Kids are sure to love the toy surprise in new Honey Nut Kitty-O’s cereal.

  7. Gentaur

    The makers of Friskies test market a sedative food for hyperactive cats, called Sleepies.

  8. Me a Mofo

    If you’re feeling down or maybe kind of sick then…you’ll feel better if you…kill a kitten!

  9. trinawoods

    When feline anger management goes horribly wrong.

  10. trinawoods

    Fluffy’s swan dive off the china cabinet impressed no one but the dog.

  11. trinawoods

    Aunt Gladys never did put much effort into her cooking. She just threw together whatever she could find in the pantry.

  12. Lancehead

    The Whiska’s spokescat asks that you please respect his family’s privacy while their son gets help for his addiction.

  13. Lawrence

    Puffy realized that it wasnt the kitty litter she was in…IT WAS DINNER!!!

  14. trinawoods

    Yeah, right! Like I’m gonna eat this crap…hahahaha!

  15. Freya

    3 2 1 – DUNK HIM IN!

  16. avery

    how was fluffy to know that the bird he had for brunch was loaded with tryptophan?

  17. Ben

    there’s gotta be food in here somewhere…

  18. bob

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten

  19. trinawoods

    “I invited him over for a little pussy,
    but he left unexpectedly.”

  20. princess2

    Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow
    Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
    Meo, Me,M……zzzzzzz.

  21. Marc

    ….the other white meat.

  22. chasemice

    Kitty food = $3.29
    Tin pie pan =$1.19
    Hungover Kitty Photo = Priceless

  23. Bohatnik

    One life down… 8 to go.

  24. Have-A-Say

    AAAhh … this is the life … good food and a good “cat nap” Purrrr

  25. emilee

    Well i don’t have to worry about eating my pillow anymore!

  26. iggyicarusflock

    ******BEFORE******
    cook: …and some tuna, now salmon and… hey! what’s this? I’ll just add a drop…
    owner: is that vodka I smell?
    cook: oh no miss…

    ******AFTER******
    the picture you see…

  27. Sablefeline

    wow, when i was a kid, you only got plastic toys in the cereal boxes!

  28. dawn sharp

    In another feline whodunnit, Sgt. Purrplexed announced that it was the Catwoman, in the kitchen, with some kibbles.

  29. dawn sharp

    Robert Downey’s kit kat falls off the wagon.

  30. y hunt

    The feline belly flop contest took on a sinister case of ‘dare & double dare’!

  31. vlvypygatz

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! pbkpnxdynjalrb

  32. hamish

    DO NOT WANT MORE FOODZ!

  33. Ray R.

    What a ripoff! It says theres a prize in every box!

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