Ninja squirrels

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Here is the next one, thanks gibbone717. By the way, thanks to all of those who sent me your photos. I received 27 total – well 26, I don’t think I’ll be using the one with Pam and Tommy but I appreciate the effort Dan…you big perv. Comment away!

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131 Captions for “Ninja squirrels”

  1. Anonymous

    You’re flying squirrel Kung Fu is weak! Now I must distroy you.

  2. Anonymous

    Gimmy those damn acorns! You bastard!!!!!!

  3. Anonymous

    Cubs Win! Cubs Win!

  4. Anonymous

    Brothers don’t shake hands…brothers gotta hug!

  5. Anonymous

    Ang lee’s follow up movie to Croutching Tiger Hidden dragon: Bouncing Gopher Hidden Fire Cracker

  6. erin

    wheeeeee!!!! i love this trampoline!!!!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

  7. Mike

    Fart in my general direction, eh?

    I am gonna bite your winky right off!

  8. MikeF

    Frame by frame analysis shows stunt doubles

    performing final fight scene from MI-2.

  9. dave

    when richard gere farts…

  10. minders

    Jealous lovers fighting for the coveted spot in Richard Gere’s ass.

  11. Eric

    WE DIDN’T THINK THROWING GOPHERS WAS ANIMAL CRUELTY AT THE TIME. BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT….

  12. tuck

    Local Gopher Gangs Clash

  13. Melissa

    “Don’t try to understand ’em, just rope, throw an’ brand ’em…”

  14. Jeff

    The Matrix III. “When humans fail, nature calls”

  15. Lynne

    In the lesser-known cousin to the Bermuda Triangle, certain regions in the Nebraska Triangle have been known to spontaneously lose gravity, causing the effects seen here.

  16. Lynne

    “Oh my God, Bill! It DOES look like the writing from Dinotopia!”

  17. Porked Your Mom

    Oh shit Dale! Mr. Wonka is gonna be so pissed! he said not to drink the soda and now look…

  18. Invisagoth

    “OH GOD DALE…. WHAT WAS THAT THING ABOUT THE KITTENS?!”

  19. Inxply

    I am the evil one !

  20. metal_llama

    my name…is neo!

  21. Newt

    Well, we have to do something with our time since they banned cock fighting. It’s just not quite as exciting.

  22. Sergio

    Oh Chip… Oh Dale… Take me now!

  23. slc

    I told you smoking this shit would make us float.

  24. shawster

    Bob was a little freaked out after he cleaned his habitrail; really, realy well.

  25. Camillion

    The U.F.C. Ultimate Fighting Chipmunks Live On Pay Per View.

  26. kandigurl

    When small forest animals play chicken without partners.

  27. hvstalker

    use the force…

  28. Wayne

    chipmunks unaware that they’re frolicking on a cloaked PREDATOR’s (as in the movie…) crotch. save them, ah-nold!

  29. Micah

    Dale discovers anti-gravity.

  30. carter

    you can never defeat my fighting style!

  31. Anonymous

    Shaolin chipmunks.

  32. Wolfman

    “Your tiger style is strong, but my monkey style will defeat it.”

  33. Jack

    HOLY SHIT — I think this is going to hurt

  34. Anonymous

    A real life Pokemon battle

  35. Jack

    man, that sure looks tasty, make sure your head is above mine

  36. Jack

    Take this stink man

  37. 9Nails

    “KAMEHAMEHA!!!”

  38. d

    Inside The Matrix…

  39. Fat Seanny

    The Mexican Firecracker-ass Chipmunk

  40. BIG JOHNSON

    Some things just don’t need commentary

  41. Anonymous

    aahhh free from your anus…

  42. Anonymous

    Jump!

  43. Anonymous

    Only when you can take the pebble from my hand, young grasshopper…

  44. Lou

    Another case of rodent rage

  45. nathaniel vincent

    you guess how many pellets hit the ground before i do

  46. Wulfgar

    The new Cats and Dog’s meet Crouching Tiger movie: Jumping Chipmunk, Leaping Ferret

  47. Furry

    Standing: HEY LIKE THE TATOO! Jumping: Thanks i copied you

  48. Smiley

    DUDE what does mine say? SWEET!

  49. Tyler Barton

    I guess they were overly excited about finally getting out of Richard Gere’s ass …

  50. cyberJ

    Crouching Hamster, Hidden Gopher

  51. littlemermaid

    what the hel???

  52. meowcatchow

    finally, your traning for running cars off the road is complete!

  53. fool

    hahaha! someone flung chipmunks out the window!

  54. Furry

    darn kids and their squirrel graffiti

  55. Dumbass540

    Hey baby you better get down fast or else I’ll land on you and start F&*% you!

  56. AmbientBleue18

    Seasoned anthropologists will know this instantly as an initiation ritual into one of the most dangerous inner-city squirrel gangs around, the Rabid-Nut-Munchers.

  57. nacio

    ….we all knew Chuck was going to lose when he placed all of his money on prairy dog “I”…. Go to reptileclown.com

  58. Glenn

    Those crazy squirrels and their gang related tatoos…

  59. Lay-Z

    FIRST RULE OF CHIPMUNK FIGHT CLUB-Dont talk about chipmunk fight club

  60. jar jar

    hey it’s teenage homosexual rabid chipmunks. alvi, simone, teddy not pictured died of crabs;)

  61. Anonymous

    Contestants vie for position in the felching finals!

  62. Jeremy

    How about my nuts to your face style?!?! Or my face to your foot style!??!?!

  63. clifty

    If we practise enough we are gonna kick those teenage mutant ninja kittens asses!

  64. fisher

    Sparks flew and professionalism was thrown out the door as prima donna squirrels Nutters and Chippy duked it out during this taping of a Geiko commercial.

  65. Anonymous

    Crouching Prairie Dog, Hidden…err..Prairie Dog.

  66. Shocky

    Wow, we’ve never done THAT at the same time before!

  67. Hecata

    Bruce Lee’s pet squirrel takes the championship in “Nature at it’s best” competition.

  68. Don MatÈo

    Master Splinters past.

  69. Big M

    Promotional photo: Karate Critter 3

  70. Anonymous

    Have at thee coward!!

  71. Angie

    Yang, we are brothers. Let us not fight. The struggle between good and evil is strong. I Yin, can tell you this. I wish not to fight you but if I must!

  72. CloudNine

    Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!

  73. Anonymous

    Not knowing that the temporary tattoos were really satanic symbols these once cute chipmunks are transformed to menions of the apocolypse

  74. Mike

    …And the award for best action sequence goes to…

  75. Bart

    UNITED AIRLINES

  76. cmc

    formerly of the chipmunks alvin and simon of the chip punks reportedly had a falling out over alvin advances towards simons girlfriend, giving her a big nut

  77. Anonymous

    SHTI!!! The 2-year old put the rodents in the fishtank again….

  78. Major Adventure

    After a futile search, they finally found the Invisible Man, dead in the wilderness, when vermin attempted to nest in his head.

  79. rick smith

    then squirrel master steps in and whips both there asses

  80. Mike A.

    Chipmunk Wresting Federation

  81. _AK_ & tezza

    wax on,wax off

  82. asslord Jimpress

    In a bucket, ret set set. Lloyds of London insures fists against stank from fisting, but only if blood is profuse and shit is smeary. why would i say that? I love to press the feces from my penis into my moms hair where my dad burns his plastic knee fix thingy. What do i say? I dont care why Jim goes fancifully into the world of fathering nickel-nutted children named Patrick Shiller (425) 836-0245 Call him he has the nickelest nuts ever, as they never descended into his scrotum which I licked once with a humbau. Tree pointing.

  83. KDawgTheShit

    And after the fight, the winner must run swiftly up this lubricated felching paper-towel tube for the grand prize!

  84. Mortius

    Everyone loves Kung Fu fighting, hamsters kicking the shit out of each other like lightning.

  85. gata51

    What kind of beans did we just eat?

  86. Ant

    After being trained via the Matrix Jui Jitsu program, they began to practice their newly aquired skills.

  87. joe sgambati

    dude chipmunks dont smoke weed?…

  88. yannibear

    I told you the BEAN SALAD wasn’t a good idea for breakfast!

  89. golfgirl

    (Sing with me)…Everybody loves kung-fu fighting! Hya, Hya.

  90. Anonymous

    Flying squirrel hidden chipmunk

  91. johnbi

    Oh my God, Bush is president!!

  92. Les

    The new martial arts film, “Crouching Acorn, Leaping Squirrell”

  93. Les

    The Chipmunks go punk

  94. Reut

    Falling off a cliff sucks!!

  95. g2dacj

    Hiya

  96. Kit Kat

    Could somebody PLEASE stop the “Chariots of Fire” music???

  97. Mark

    THAT IS MY HOLE IN THE HOLE AND I AM GOING TO GET HER BACK

  98. paratrooper

    Richard realized it wasnt good to send Chipmonks into space when the first pellet floated into his eye

  99. LiZor

    Adaptation. Improvisation. But your technique is not your weakness.

  100. toad

    Uh oh,, Chipmunks on Crack

  101. Mac Daddy/Daddy Mac

    totally krossed out, well make ya jump jump, im bout ta warm it up

  102. paul bonser

    told u if u eat beans u could fly

  103. Datz_It

    suddenly, the one on the left started saying Kameh ha mehha

  104. AmIDemon

    Who would of figured all it would take to fire up them varmits with a little spray paint on their back
    and alittle angel dust in their water

  105. Flynny

    Hey Fred, Can You Help Me, I seem To Be Stuck…

  106. JT

    Coming this summer….”The Nutrix”
    Starring Keanu Reeves as Neo and Rocky the Flying Squirrel as Morpheus.

  107. Allison

    Simon and Theodore fight over their gay lover Alvin.

  108. etl

    ok, we’re floating. can i panic now?

  109. Applejuicemaster

    Coming this summer in a cinema near you: THE CHIPMIX RELOADED!

  110. Princess

    Your Mother was a hamster, and your Father smelled of elderberries!!!!

  111. Impfac

    After all the hype and behind the $300 million dollar budget, Matrix 4 wasn’t much of a movie.

  112. Billy Bass

    Tremors rock the prarie.

  113. EvilBalrog

    Now that we’ve perfected our ninja techniques, let’s get that guy who designed Whack-a-mole!

  114. Bob Smith

    O Canada!
    Our home and native land!
    True patriot love in all thy sons command.

    With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
    The True North strong and free!

    From far and wide,
    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

    God keep our land glorious and free!
    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

  115. Taster of Pork

    Waaaacho! You killed my father *mouth still moving* now i must kill you!

    *mouth moves a bit* haha! You shall never avenge your father!

    Why?

    He choked on a walnut

  116. Kathleen

    “Duck, Duck…Goosed”. Awe damn it, I have to go in Richard’s ass again!???

  117. Kathleen

    RUN! I heard Richard has worked his way up from hampsters to prarie dogs!

  118. Andrew Anorak

    I’ve got an H, you’ve got EI (or EL), lets fint some more praerie dogs so we can spell rude words

  119. Qfan

    i told you not to take my ritlan for me!!!

  120. Carol

    it was a violent ending for little rusty… 🙁

  121. TJ

    crouching tigers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aint got nothing on flying rodents

    hidden dragons?

    hmmmm……….

  122. Four by Four

    Can’t you see my Hebrew markings? I am with God!

  123. Fluffy

    You think you can defeat me, Ha, you make me laugh. This fight shall lead to you dimise…Hiya!

  124. test

    tessssssssssssssssst

  125. Tigra

    CHIPPENDALE’S new act considered too literal.

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