Please be a fake

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Oh man I hope this isn’t real.

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89 Captions for “Please be a fake”

  1. AooA

    Honey, when are you going to take your shirt off, I look silly without the ‘1’ next to me!

  2. Sam Herman

    Bob’s lucky shirt obviously doesn’t work with women…

  3. corym

    should i dare think what number is on the brazilian wax?

  4. Ed

    My god… This must be where white trash go after the trailer park is blown away.

  5. Ed

    Dale earnhardt retarded step son still dosent know he’s dead..

  6. Ed

    When you go to the cattle gang bang, when they tell you to take a number they mean it…

  7. aseaton

    Finally, a man who knows how to B himself

  8. DOH! (_8(|)

    …and if you look closely…she’s got a silhouette of the Golden Gate Bridge on her back. Waht does that have to do with NASCAR?

  9. larfus

    “Men’s Rogaine Extra Strength has been proven to regrow hair” just not in all the right places.

  10. dangrad

    Desperate measures were requried when the race organisers realised then had lost the ‘three minutes to go’ flag

  11. (pdw)

    Dolce & Gabanna, anno 2020

  12. s.chandler

    “Hey, watch it! you’re talking bout my new son-in-law fuzzy wuzzy!”

  13. lenny

    Da Bears.

  14. viz

    NASCAR Hooligans were in full force at the Daytona 500.

  15. Tom Servo

    Can’t imagine why the other seat next to him is unoccupied.

  16. Tom Servo

    The truly sad thing is that he couldn’t do that to himself, he actually TOLD someone to do that.

  17. ReDefeatBushAgainTheSameWayForFourMoreYearsOfBush

    Radioactive ChiaPet gone mad

  18. Me a Mofo

    More Iraqi prisoner abuse pictures?!?

  19. Sam Herman

    Janna asked for a personal hot stripper… and what does she get?

    A PERSONAL POT SNIFFER!

  20. jwd

    “Hey, is that a rug?”

  21. jwd

    You should see what he shaved on the front.

    Or maybe you shouldn’t!

  22. aaaaaaaa

    Dude! It’s a see-through shirt! YOU CAN SEE HER BRA! COOL!

  23. filkertom

    Ed’s campaign for membership in the Fantastic Four was doomed from the start

  24. filkertom

    Today’s episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by…

  25. mofo's secret admirer

    Aware of the flaws with standardized tests and biases of book learning, BillyBobBubbaDale proudly displays his IQ score wherever he goes.

  26. omfgomfgomfg

    This boy need to go back inside his momma’s womb and gestate some more!

  27. nascar=redneck=racist=numbnuts

    You know how all those white supremacists want a white only state in Idaho or something? Why don’t we just give them autonomous homelands around nascar tracks?

  28. gfhg

    ok, she’s blond enuff.

    After the first two sessions of lovemaking in the missionary position, the blond misinterprets billybob’s request that number 3 be on his back.

  29. aaaaaaaaaaaa

    Michael Jackson passed another successful (?) plastic surgery and now he looks like this!

  30. Sam Herman

    Look mommy, a girl and her doggy!

  31. Akuta

    Indy 500 Tickets: $200

    Large Beer and Hot Dog: $25

    Getting stuck behind a fat ass bitch and her fatass redneck husband: Priceless

    There are some things money cant buy, for everything else, theres a shotgun.

  32. Jack

    Some people will do anything to get on the Internet

  33. bucketmaster

    Guess this man’s profession: Redneck, Wife-beater, or Jizzmopper?

  34. alien-ant

    Missing Link ???

  35. DOH! (_8(|)

    Hairy Guy: GO Ricky Rudd!
    Spectator: Dude, Ricky Rudd is number 21.
    Hairy Guy: Yeah, I know.
    SPectator: Well, your back says…
    Hairy Guy: Pretty cool, huh? My Girl did it.
    Spectator: um…okay.
    His Girl: I didn’t have room for 21 so I added them together.
    Hairy Guy: Huh? Added who together? What the….

  36. Rochelle Siegel Smith

    HEY MERYL, ISN’T THAT OJ SIMPSON DOWN THERE IN THE WHITE BRONCO? HMPH, I SURE GOT HIS NUMBER!

  37. Rattler

    Jesus love me, but he doesn’t love you. Look at yourself-you’re disgusting, you’re life’s a mess. How could he possibly love you?

  38. spooginatrix

    Honey, can you get out the spooge sponge to pick up the hair off the floor?

  39. Me a Mofo

    I wanna rub up against him, and feel his furriness against my cheeks! All that fuzzy body hair makes me feel kinda naught inside. I love the way it tickles my ear, and when he lets me ride him like a pony I feel like I am really in nature, getting my thighs rubbing against his bucking mane. Makes my nuts tighten.

  40. Pismonque

    The back says No. 3 but the smell says No. 2.

  41. Pismonque

    “Dang it, Norlene, I knew I shoulda sat up when you shaved me instead of layin’ on the edge of the bed. Now everybody thinks I’m cheerin’ for the No. 3 car and not the McDonalds car.”

  42. Fire Frog

    Honey, it’s just you and me and the remote makes three!

    Cupcake, this isn’t a souround sound groover, ‘n’ that wasn’t body glitter you put on your back, it was hair remover.

  43. Rochelle Siegel Smith

    Luke knew the only way to have a ‘threesome’ was to advertise

  44. Sam Herman

    Moe is so proud that he invented #3 when you go to the bathroom. You can now take a shit, piss, and get your ass stuck in the toilet seat!

  45. tattooblumeanie

    I didn’t know Wookies really cared for Nascar that much…

  46. nappy

    Redneck Crop Circles.

  47. resisobilus

    The NASCAR critics finally had the undeniable proof they had so long needed of the “sport’s” horrifying effects. The Surgeon General’s office rushed to action, but were they in time?

  48. Hoojoo

    Watch as the red neck returns to his habitat in the wild, without the knowledge that his kind is being tagged for observation by many scientists around the world…

  49. pete bridges

    Have you seen the latest movie release
    “GORILLAS IN AMIDST”?

  50. Robin Marx

    damn, I wish my back was that hairy.

    then I could get lost in it and start a new civilization.

    wait, i’m in tennessee… dammit.

  51. meowr

    Goldilocks and the 3.

  52. Listersmate

    So, Wheres Joel and Gypsy and Crow and Tom Servo?

  53. Bob the builder

    Next candidate for the Darwin awards and his wife who will receive honorable mention.

  54. deeter

    When the back hairs a rockin’ poop the bed and call me Lucy!

  55. s

    third time back

  56. Carol

    What a way to ruin a fur stole!

  57. JDO

    The name for this affliction is Nascarpet.

  58. Jorre

    Bigfoot sighted outside forest!

  59. Ed

    Nate Cabot does Nascar

  60. jas

    looks like the football team couldn’t afford tops again.

  61. rick12string

    Wrestler Dale “The Big Blonde” Frodleholbe, left, and his wife, Nikki, right, relax at the All Fayette County Atomic Tractor Pull, this last Saturday….

  62. Dick Cheney

    This hairy throbbing man I reserve for George Bush’s ass!

  63. Chad

    Further Proof that ALL good men are taken!!!!

  64. Chad

    Proving once again that ALL good men are taken!!!!

  65. ReDefeatBushAgainTheSameWayForFourMoreYearsOfBush

    George Buse is the best President we’ve had lately. AND I LOVE HIM. So do all my friends.

  66. Mascot

    Look honey, there’s cousin Angus! I didn’t know he was coming to the race this weekend…

  67. RICH

    LIVING PROOF THERE IS NO TRASH LIKE WHITE TRASH!

  68. RICH

    HARRY HAD BEEN JERKING OFF FOR YEARS AND THEN HE TURNED AROUND IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, ALAS IT WAS TOO LATE!

  69. RICH

    HAIR CLUB FOR MEN CHARGED THIS GUY 20 GRAND!

  70. RICH

    DELIVERANCE GOES RACING!

  71. RICH

    SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY POO!

  72. RICH

    THANK GOD HIS GIRLFRIEND IS COVERED UP!

  73. RICH

    VOULNTEER HAIR TRANSPLANT TEST SUBJECT NUMBER 3!

  74. RICH

    IS THE NUMBER ON HIS BACK HIS IQ, THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS OR THE NUMBER OF BANJOS HE’S HAD UP HIS ASS AT ONE TIME?

  75. RICH

    THIS REDNECK ONE PROUD SOB. HE’S MADE IT TO LEVEL THREE, 3 INCHES, 3 SECONDS, 3 STROKES!

  76. RICH

    HARRY TOOK HIS WIFE TO THE RACES TO CELIBRATE THAT HE GOT ALL 3 OF HIS DAUGHTERS PREGNANT!

  77. RICH

    SECERT AGENT FOR THE CIA WITH CODE WORD CLEVERLY HIDDEN ON HIS BACK

  78. RICH

    VERY SCARY HARRY WHO IS A FAIRY WITH HIS BLONDE BOYFRIEND BARRY!

  79. RICH

    TOUNGE TWISTER: VERY SCARY HARRY WHO IS A FAIRY WITH HIS BOYFRIEND BARRY CELIBERATING 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!

  80. GrooveSamurai

    “Dang, woman, couldn`t you have combed your hair?”

  81. FuNk

    God it’s making me itch.

  82. Laura Bush

    The crooked “W”:

    Bushy George Bush

  83. jazzgeek

    Ron Jeremy enjoys a few hours off from his shooting schedule.

  84. corn fed

    imagine seeing elvis and bigfoot all in the same day!

  85. Cochise

    Greetings from North Carolina!

  86. machi

    they call this – THE ARMOUR

  87. NooSweat

    New law: IQ must be visible at all times

  88. NooSweat

    I said to my barber: You choose my new haircut

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