Robo-Maid

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76 Captions for “Robo-Maid”

  1. Anon

    *beep*
    How you doooinnn?
    *beep*

  2. Mascot

    just wait til she checks out it’s hard drive…

  3. Anon

    TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

  4. Anon

    Ebedebedebedebep.

  5. T 0.1

    Are you Sarah Connor?

  6. Jason

    Excuse me Miss, does a Hydraulic Fist merit a first date?

  7. DogMeat

    Kiss my shiny metal ass

  8. jk

    Kinichiwa, bitch!

  9. Sarah

    Lady: If I hadn’t taken my Botox, I’d look very scared.

  10. jr

    Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker

  11. Dick Cheney

    Sorry lady, I’m reserving this claw for George Bush’s ass!

  12. Naz

    All your base are belong to us.

  13. Paul R.

    As the only non-teal object register on tmsuk’s motion sensors, Janet had no idea how much danger she was really in.

  14. FrozenDragon

    Hey bitch… didn’t i just see you flirting wid mah man? Yea, tha damn Pepsi machine in the back…

  15. Khorne

    Me soooooo horny, me love you loooooong time, $5.00

  16. Robo

    Greetings, carbon unit. I’m here to service you.

  17. Chrisslag

    Oh hey jarge how ya doin

  18. Simon

    Smell my clamp.

  19. Marc

    Lady: Hello there!
    Robo-Maid: 011000010010111101110011001011110110110000111111 (for the less binary savvy this means a/s/l?)

  20. Bill Burgess

    What dust??

  21. Sam Herman

    Robo-Sam is incredible in bed

  22. Ben

    May I have this dance?

  23. Mascot

    “Did you know my mother? She worked for the Jetson family.”

  24. Les

    They spent 45 million to make me and all I do brush lint off people!

  25. Fred

    Al Gore reconsiders; begins campaign in Japan.

  26. asmodeus

    Hmmm. Should I sue the robot or the programer for sexual harassment?

  27. Naz

    asl bitch?

  28. Jack

    Hell Oh. I am here to fix your touch screen.

  29. resisobilus

    Since the new “Dr. Who” producers couldn’t get the rights tho the Daleks, they had to settle for this. Oh, well – EXTERMINATE! EXTERMAINATE1

  30. atrayeu

    Japan’s new daytime talk show host gives great shoe fashion advice, but gets fresh with it’s guest and is quickly canceled.

  31. Lloyd Bridges

    I am tmsuk. Guess what tm stands for…

  32. harry

    I’m gonna jack my cock off for that chick!

  33. vez

    Excuse me, thats my seat…oh wait I have no arse.

  34. jiner

    And how may i help you today?

  35. paul

    the new dyson was a bit too friendly.

  36. specialK

    Hey Lady, it’s me, Joan Rivers! Can we talk?

  37. Dark Helmet

    It’s Mega Maid! She’s gone from Suck to Blow!

  38. Oops I pooted

    pull my… finger?

  39. Poor Leno

    Woman: Murphy? Is that you?
    RoboMop: Negative.
    Serve my owner.
    Protect their children.
    Uphold the chores.

  40. max

    adam rooke likes to have gay sex with his dad die die die GAY

  41. rick12string

    THIS CAPSITE SUCKS….I CAN FINALLY SEE THE REALITY…THE BUSH MOSAIC IS A TYPICAL CLINTONIAN LIBERAL PIECE OF HATE….I HAVEN’T READ A GOOD CAPTION SINCE I FOUND THIS LIBERAL MORON SITE….MST3K’S SITE THIS WILL NEVER BECOME…

  42. Michael Kory Woods

    [Midget inside]: Help me!

  43. Kill Sally

    Number 5 was never sure about his sexuality…

  44. Shadowbat

    I could kiss you in the moonlight
    Make love to you by firelight
    If I only had a heart…

    Passionate scene from “The Wizard of Oz 2040”

  45. WinDozer

    Danger! Danger! Robot must now restart because the Remote Procedure Call (RPC) terminated unexpectedly!

  46. jk

    All your base are belong to us

  47. Lawrence

    Are you my mother?

  48. Crunchy

    Excuse me. Weren’t you Miss Teen Georgia, 1997?

  49. spat

    Tmsuk: “Anyone needs a handjob done?”

  50. WhisperingStorm

    The alternative to tricking Homestar Runner into getting you drinks.

  51. Jen

    Excuse me? Have you seen Mistah Jay or Roy Boy?

  52. wheezer

    Excuse me, but does this outfit make my butt look fat?

  53. justinanderson

    Robot finds womans missing diaphram!

  54. RICH

    EXCUSE ME MISS CAN I BORROW YOUR BATTERIES OUT OF YOUR VIBERATOR?

  55. FunkyNinjaMan

    Greetings, Kimiko. I am CyberLesbian Unit XLV#12412-44. I will be your date this evening.

  56. Carloas ashby

    We’ll some things might be annoying but bill gates penus is like gold, so whatever

  57. Babs

    My subatomic sensors indicate that you are a hologram.

  58. Igby

    Kiko had always known that her husband was different – scientists often were, and she’d long ago become used to his habit of speaking in beeps and whistles. But lately his strange behavior gave her the nagging suspicion that he might be gay.

  59. ZAZ

    Nice sweater.
    Master isn’t around..
    ..may I help you get it off?

  60. Steve

    John Pitt smells of shit

  61. jrfarted

    Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?!?!

  62. flowers

    I see we share a common interest! Excellent job on the website!

  63. Michael

    Come with me if you want to live.

  64. Nicky hohohomo

    Robo maid, or……homo maid?!?

  65. Christopher Wang

    Hello Robo Bitch !

  66. princess2

    Great house cleaning job, Rosie! Now go have sex with my husband so he’ll leave me alone.

  67. ryan kavanagh

    i will seduce her with my sexy body then kill her when we are in bed

  68. ryan kavanagh

    come with me and ill show you my puppies

  69. Kenny

    4 million dollars and TM SUK is the best you could come up with for a name?

  70. Kenny

    The creators of TM SUCK realized they had made a grave error in the floor color recognition sytem, when she served the guests on the other side of the pool.

  71. Rusty

    a cheesy asain porno from the future

  72. Ian

    Robot says to lady: “Must clean up this crap! Is it me or does something smell?”

  73. NooSweat

    No more handjobs for me! I’ve got robomaid.

  74. Mandy Penson

    “Do you have any lube.. i mean… oil?!”

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