Scared Kitties

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371 Captions for “Scared Kitties”

  1. jcisuzu

    Faster than a power-up time limit… Able to leap ghost-monsters in a single bound… It’s a bird, it’s a plane…It’s Super Pac-Man Kitten! (wucka-wucka-wucka-wucka…)

  2. Nicholas Parsons

    Every time you masturbate, God will kill a kitten. For goodness sake, think of the kittens…

  3. ginny

    Run, Forest, run !

  4. ELS

    Tag! You’re it!

  5. Anonymous

    (In a soft voice so as not to disturb the natural wildlife, announcer says:) …And here we see the feral kitten, narrowly escaping its natural predator, the zombie purple robot woogies…

  6. Cappy

    Witness Aico, the amazing electonic cat. Aico has many improvements over past electronic creatures, such as the popular dog, Aibo. Thanks to space age technologies, Aico can fly, as seen here, evading several drones in a millitary demonstration. Aico is also designed to seek out and feed off of those little round pellets, as well as getting bonus charges out of pieces of fruit. Aico also has a special offensive mode that is activated by the ingestion of slightly larger pellets. Look for Aico this holiday season

  7. saucy

    kitty, high on clover, runs from a drug induced Gumby hallucination

  8. Steve 1

    ARR! ARR! eek. ba-doing ba-doing.

  9. Andy

    The evil snack cakes strike back.

  10. jed

    Milo quickly flees the evil Christmas carrolers of Oz. Little does he know, he’s run right into Toto’s trap…

  11. Mehljo

    This is what happens when kittens eat pretty colored mushrooms they find in the fields.

  12. Paul Fillingham

    Don’t masturbate sonny, or the Weetabix men will get yer!

  13. Anonymous

    I hate being cute and tasty.

  14. Anonymous

    Get back here you pussy.

  15. Anonymous

    What the Windows XP desktop picture was really supposed to look like.

  16. Anonymous

    (que million dollar man sound effect) nanananananananana

  17. Anonymous

    On next weeks corcadile hunter…

  18. Flik

    D: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE KITTY, THE TURDS ARE AFTER YOU

  19. Anonymous

    Kitten: Shit, those monsters are after me

    Monster: Quick, we’re gonna miss Jerry Springer

  20. Anonymous

    What does it take to get a liitle pussy on this planet!!!

  21. Allen

    I shouldn’t have pooped on their lawn…

  22. Chris

    Here Kitty Kitty, Gumby has some candy for you!

  23. brian

    When Friskies fights back.

  24. Ryan Hillier

    Before Wil The Cat could finish his field-of-daisies dream, it was conflicted with his angry-chocolate-monsters dream.

  25. Olga

    Much to the Chocolate Monsters’ surprise, Doctor Kitten engages the buttercup anti-gravity field, enabling a hasty getaway.

  26. Morningstar

    Not again. The press already chased me twice today….and now the fans are after me! Dammit, people, Im only the Superkitten!

  27. Anonymous

    🙂

  28. Knotso Cleva

    This picture was digitally altered to produce a spring board for wit.

  29. Laxsmi

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

  30. John

    Wait! Stop! We only want to know what the time is! Why are we always persecuted because of our looks…

  31. Anonymous

    Rawr!!!

  32. dbj

    Mr. Wiskers was no match for Baltok and Devron’s freeze-frame ray.

  33. Adam Smith

    The walking turds were unstoppable. Well, they scared away the cute.

  34. Anonymous

    hey jerk, what are you doing jumping in our family photo?

  35. Lynnise

    So it’s true that pokemon hate kittens?

  36. Sporkey

    “Next on ‘When Good Cats Go Bad’, Little Fluffy learns the hard way not to mix catnip and kitty treats…”

  37. crisp

    Lion King 2: Fellowship of Fud and Yrog the Aliens

  38. Austin

    Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

  39. cecilia =)

    why do they have to tag along whether i go out for a run? Sigh..parents~!

  40. cecilia =)

    why do they have to tag along when ever i go out for a run? Sigh..parents~!

  41. angiem

    aaahhh… mutant kittylitter

  42. PAtrick

    It’s enough to make you want to get a bear-cat of your own and make it go “Wrrrrrr, Wrrrrrr, Wrrrrrr, Wrrrrrr”

    Do the bear-cat!

  43. Bella

    u know..i was just thinking ‘what ever happened to chandra levy?’…thanx for the update

  44. Melissa

    Damn, I knew those heart pill chewables had weird side effects, but I didn’t know they were this bad!

  45. Anonymous

    SHARKS,MY ASS!!!

  46. Deb

    Cats don’t know it’s NOT BACON!!!

  47. Anonymous

    Oh My God! Catibals!

  48. Tim

    In a blatant ripoff of PBS’ “Teletubbies”, FOX introduces the “Radio-Kitty-Eaters”

  49. Damion

    “TAKE US TO YOUR LITTERBOX!!”

  50. Damion

    Through a mix up with the transceiver, a catfood commercial, and a night of drunken debaunchery, Aklar and Bodeel’s invasion of Earth got off to a rocky start.

  51. ellen

    you mean you have to feed ’em?

  52. Heather

    Every time you masterbate God kills a kitten!

    Please think about the kittens

  53. Anonymous

    I don’t know what’s worse, the scary monsters chasing me, or all these scary captions!

  54. Badcat

    Ashley, Run,they are out to get you,to take you away,to the FUNNY FARM !!!Where animals,birds,and humans sing and live!!

  55. Badcat

    Ashley, How did you get in my VIDEO game, get outta there, NOW!!!!!!!!!

  56. Melanie

    What cats really think of your children.

  57. Anonymous

    Ouch these guys are not the TeleTubies.

  58. Dan

    Kittens ARE what they eat, if you get my meaning…

  59. Kitten Killer

    Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

  60. Inxply

    I’ve eaten too many Butterflys and now I’ve gone mad.

  61. Anonymous

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
    Think of the kittens.

  62. Anonymous

    Soilent green is..kittens!!!

  63. Obviousman

    In the grim future of Hello Kitty there is only WAR.

  64. IrishLemf

    Everytime a pussy comes, an angle gets its wings.

  65. Kevin

    Kitty Cat…the other white meat

  66. Kevin

    (Crocodile Hunter’s Voice)
    Crikey! Be very still! There’s a little kitten, being hunted by her natural predators…isn’t nature a beautiful thing?!?

  67. david

    If you love the kitty, you must devour the kitty with your feces.

  68. Bush is a terrorist

    Everytime you pay taxes the government kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  69. Bob

    OMG!!! My little kitty turds have come to life and are attacking me!!!

  70. Elise

    What’s my brother and his friend doing behind that kitten?

  71. James

    When Shit Bites Back

  72. charles

    AAAAAAhhhhh The dove bars of death!!!!

  73. benny p

    and all they wanted to do was tell the poor kitty he left his lights on!

  74. Anonymous

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

  75. Scatena

    Run Forrest! RUN!!

  76. Wedge

    Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

  77. minders

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane… no, it’s SUPER PUSSY… leaping the evil turd monsters in a single bound!!!!

  78. Anonymous

    All your masturbate are belong to dead cat. Masturbate for great justice!

  79. DMCVegas

    Everytime you photoshop this picture, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kitties, and stop trying to be cute.

  80. Burmite

    God strikes back.

  81. Anonymous

    Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

  82. bleh

    All your cats are belong to us!

  83. sighmoan

    Armageddon outta here!

  84. abu

    i love you heidi

  85. Anonymous

    ::playstation bordmeating::
    ok, so the plot is weak, but that hasnt stopped us from making games in the past

  86. Anonymous

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten. So please….save the kittens.

  87. hawk

    every time you masturbate a kitty kills god

  88. Anonymous

    don’t do drugs.

  89. Chris Crust

    And this is why Spngebob is under water.

  90. Burmite

    Episode II: Attack of the Clones

  91. oni424

    The neighbor kids take playing pokemon to far

  92. Anonymous

    The housecat’s natural enemy in the wild – Popsicle Fudge Bars.

  93. Micah

    Mr. Fluffy flees in terror from the evil Graham Cracker men.

  94. Anonymous

    Everytime God masturbates, I kill a kitten.

  95. Anonymous

    Everytime I kill a kitten, I shout a praise to Satan.

  96. Anonymous

    If God killed a kitten for every time I masturbated, felines would be an endangered species.

  97. Anonymous

    you guys are all flaming assholes

  98. Anonymous

    CC auditions (late) for STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE CLONES!

  99. Anonymous

    everytime i masturbate god kills a kitten
    everytime a kitten is killed i praise satan
    therefore…..everytime i masturbate i shout praise to satan

  100. Anonymous

    Go Speed-Racer-Kitty, Go!

  101. Anonymous

    Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates.

  102. Get A Life

    Hey, To The God Kitten Killing Satan Guy, Go Find a Chat Room. Or Join The Taliban.

  103. Anonymous

    Everytime I kill a kitten for Satan, I laugh maniacally.

  104. Anonymous

    Everytime you pull your handbrake, God runs over a kitty!

  105. bear

    “MUST HUG KITTY!!!MUST HUG KITTY!!!”

  106. john

    BS TV kills kittens!! Boycott BS TV!!!

  107. smg

    Everytime you masturbate… God Kills a kitten!!!

  108. CloudHobbs

    The terror in racoon city hasen’t ceased yet…Umbrella is back at it! Turders!

  109. 9Nails

    What Quake 2 almost looked like…

  110. Anonymous

    Sloozeberry Stouver is key key roooower

  111. Patrick

    pussy … must eat pussy …

  112. Anonymous

    Everytime you masturbate to nude pictures of God, a kitten kills a small child.

  113. Anonymous

    And that’s how the evil fudge brownie people chased all the cute kitten thingies off the planet. The End.

  114. Anonymous

    A more practical solution for the problem of unwanted pets.

  115. Azteq

    FBI’s most wanted: Killing brownies on a fierceful rampage!

  116. indy jones

    THE RETURN OF THE TURD KITTENS KILLERS 5000

  117. Fat Seanny

    Scene from upcoming movie, “Fudgecicles Take Pussyville”.

  118. Diane Dinero

    Here kitty, kitty, kitty. We just want to play.

  119. bob

    In the grim future of “Hello Kitty,” there is only WAR!!!

  120. Lance

    the evil of schmerzen has caused strange mutations…the price we pay in the nuclear arms race

  121. BIG JOHNSON

    when the game of life makes you feel like quittin’. it helps a lot if you kill a kitten

  122. Shorty Robinson

    Hey Bob, check out the yummy yummy kitten anus!! Hurry!!

  123. Anonymous

    theres nothing like a little pussy

  124. Joe

    I told him not to poop on that lawn

  125. Lou

    Oh no! the cat’s out of the bag.

  126. nathaniel vincent

    When Kitten Treats Attack!

  127. Anonymous

    Everytime you masturbate on a brownie, it will come alive and chase cute things around and then it will kill them, so there!

  128. Anonymous

    Parkas are sexy.

  129. Anonymous

    Everytime You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten

  130. Wulfgar

    Requiem for a Dream 2: Return of the Fridge

  131. Raithan69

    The attack of the evil Kitten toys!!!!

  132. canada

    thatll teach the stupid thing to leave rats on my doorstep

  133. yay

    Milo realizes that all this time Otis was plotting against him…

  134. craptacular

    the day fluffy realized that “to serve kittenkind” was a cookbook

  135. julia

    Coming soon to a theater near you: Spongebob the Feline Slayer

  136. Tom MacKay

    Everytime You Masturbate
    God Kill,s a Kitten!!

  137. Tyler Barton

    … pussy …

  138. BC

    WHEN GUMBY’S GO BAD….

  139. jasonclick

    Kitty thinks “This is the last time I buy my ‘nip from Mr.Fuzzy!”

  140. heather

    OMG!!! Osomas Turds attack! even his shit is evil

  141. DarrenJ

    They want me to take them to my leader..I must hurry

  142. Crazy Cajun

    I’ll never poke into the dumpster behind the WAFFLE HOUSE again !

  143. Quique

    Pobrecito Gato!

  144. Anonymous

    I knew I shouldn’t have pooped on their lawn…

  145. Anonymous

    I shouldn’t have pooped on their lawn…

  146. Joane

    Next on 20:20- what happened when the rest of the Pokemon found out what REALLY happened to Pikachu.

  147. pow

    kitty never suspected that his cat chow would turn against him

  148. Furry

    God, i just wanted a bite of french toast

  149. Furry

    When poundcakes turn evil

  150. Mikey

    It can’t be true that everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten. If it was, there would be no such thing as a chinese restaurant

  151. Jason

    I knew I shouldn’t have eaten those pot laced brownies…

  152. Slow Burn

    There’s a reason “cat” spelled backward is not “god”.

  153. Bob

    Kids, this is what happens when you let Barney and Gumby procreate. Here kitty kitty….

  154. Anonymous

    Every time you masturbate, God will kill a kitten. For goodness sake, think of the kittens…

  155. serena

    Every time you masturbate, God will kill a kitten. For goodness sake, think of the kittens…

  156. serena

    everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten… for goodness sakes! think of the kittens!

  157. lil_B

    Now the cat food, WILL EAT THE CAT!

  158. Zavi13

    Little did Fluffy realize that the new kitty toys from her owner were actually square No-Care Bears, sent by the Anti-Cute Squad to eliminate her.

  159. Katrina Crow

    THE BRITISH ARE COMEING THE BRITISH ARE COMEING!!!!!

  160. Anonymous

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  161. Anonymous

    When kitty turds attack

  162. Anonymous

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  163. Anonymous

    Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Everybody who posts this caption is a complete imbecile. Please, stop posting this caption!

  164. Invisagoth

    Every time you masturbate, God sends the killer raisins to rape a poor innocent kitten.

  165. Anonymous

    You have no chance to survive make your time…..and masturbate….all your cat are belong to us. HA HA HA HA

  166. Anonymous

    (crocodile hunters voice) now we see whr wyyyyld kiten runnin form its natural preditor the klondike bar

  167. Anonymous

    Every time you page a sysadmin off-hours, God kills a kitten!

  168. Anonymous

    i’ll only stop running if you make sweet sweet love to me

  169. bob

    I like boys.

  170. Robert

    What you don’t see is the cliff 2 feet in front of the cat. I’d like to suggest that everytime you masturbate, a kitten commits suicide.

  171. Jordan Woll

    Meow Mix gets payback.

  172. Reed

    Every time you masterbate, someone posts a bad comment.

  173. Anonymous

    A scene from the Teletubby pilot.

  174. Anonymous

    Every time you masterbate…..
    God kills a kitten

  175. Anonymous

    Every time you masterbate……God kills a kitten

  176. Ben

    WE HAVE DECIDED THOSE ARE TOASTMONSTERS……. TOASTMONSTERS TOASTMONSTERS DAMNIT

  177. Adam

    Summamabitch! LORI! Your friggin brownies are chasing the cat again!

  178. sharona

    ALF’S CHILDREN ::shivers::

  179. Anonymous

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please,masturbate more.

  180. Moocow

    Every time you screw a ghost, another one of those things in the background is made. Stop screwing ghosts, and dead people, you freak

  181. Richard Bagg

    Remember that show, Mr. Belvedere?? Man, that guy was creepy lookin, kinda like the evil-brownies here trying to molest the cute kitten.

  182. d.

    a cat being chased.

  183. Kassidy

    Dennis, stop playing tag with your fodder.

  184. Mr. Ramon

    Nermal having a nightmare about UPS men shipping her to Abu Dabi.

  185. p-diddy

    Come on, give uncle Scrotor a hug!

  186. Inxply

    Everytime you wank
    a kitten leaps for christ

  187. Chris

    Poor Kitty. He should’ve listened when I told him not to eat the shrooms….

  188. Hecata

    Oooooh Nooooo…not the AOL munchkins again!

  189. honeybeep

    “Got Milk?”

  190. magpie steve

    that cat was mine…. until I broke her legs off….

  191. Steven

    Carnie and Rosie pair up to lead this years spay and neuter campaign. Key contributors are Bob Barker and Connie Chung.

  192. jjwhite

    whenever i stab a kitten, god masturbates.

  193. Bloodthirster

    The brownies are retalliating! Run for your lives!

  194. Don MatÈo

    Cat cookies aren’t what they used to be.

  195. Babylon

    When kitty litter goes bad

  196. Anonymous

    Barney’s lookin to change his image

  197. Anonymous

    Oh my…so this is where it all started…

  198. FrozenDragon

    Who says that Chicken McNuggets, don’t eat pussy?

  199. mark

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

  200. Anonymous

    Every time you masterbate god kills a kitten.

  201. DeathByStereo

    … NEXT on Fox’s “When Toast Gets Burnt!”

  202. lady playground

    being a pussy sucks, there are always some dicks trying to grab you

  203. Dairenn

    I sure hope that bomb I threw back there goes off quick; I haven’t run this fast since Rover caught me making fake polaroids of him getting done by his brother.

  204. Bob Dole

    Violence solves all problems. If your problem isn’t solved your not using enough violence.

  205. AliasMoze

    Not…puff…puff…again!

  206. Anonymous

    Every time a kitten masturbates, God kills a person.

  207. Ben

    “Mmm,Pussy”

  208. Ben

    “Mmm,Beer”

  209. Anonymous

    kitty dont like his toys anymore

  210. Seth

    This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered, or masturbate frequently and often.

  211. j

    everytime i masturbate…i masturbate again

  212. j

    ‘kittys meaty bites say enoughs enough!!’

  213. L coholic

    when tag-teaming a bitch, don’t even think about eating her pussy.

  214. Anonymous

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
    Think of the kittens.

  215. D hatch

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  216. Dezmond kenwood

    Speacial Documentary

    “Tiger out running the swift Carpenter Bees.”

    Stay tooned..

  217. Anonymous

    everytime you masturbate, God kills Laxsmi

  218. Anonymous

    Everytime Laxsmi masturbates, God kills a kitten

  219. STREETKID

    OH SHIT!! THE FEDS ARE ON TO ME, AND THEY GOT POKEMON ON THEY’RE SIDE. ASH AND PIKATCHU MUST BE THERE TO!!!

  220. Fenris

    everytime God masturbates, kittens run from his massive brown godlike sperm. (god likes young pussy).

  221. kEviN

    Everytime you eat Ginos,
    Jadub Jones kills a kitten!!!

  222. kEviN

    Everytime you eat Ginos,
    Jadub Jones kills a kitten!!!

  223. drag0nfire

    now thats not right… how are there any kittens left?!

  224. PowerHouseLX

    The last time Mr. & Mrs. Potato head let that DAMN kitty eat one of their kids…

  225. Shy Duck

    Save the kittens!? What for?

  226. Phillyano

    Suddenly a cat’s worst nightmare occurs. His shit chaced him out of the litter box.

  227. David Hatch

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

  228. Karl Marx

    The cat flees from the N*Sync Cover band’s free concert….

  229. cutie!

    when cupcakes attack

  230. Eric

    Messengers of death…they’re so cute

  231. Eric

    What a telatubby shits out.

  232. admviper

    Kitty…. on acid

  233. Anonymous

    Every kitten kills a belongs to us, so please think of the all your turds.

    make your time.

  234. Anonymous

    all your base kittens are belong to us turds

  235. Anonymous

    Anyone ever heard of spellcheck?

    Anyone?

    Hello…. helloooooo…….

    Yeah that WAS a good one. What?

    The mic what? I know it’s on!

  236. Evan Sales

    you see what happens when your litter box gets glogged up!!!

  237. Adam

    OH SHIT THE BROWNIES ARE TRYING TO EAT MY CAT I HATE WHEN THE BROWNIES TRY TO EAT MY CAT.

  238. Samantha

    This Kitty doesn’t like his Toys Anymore

  239. Whacker

    If, every time you masturbate, it kills a kitten, I’ve killed thousands of kittens. But that’s ok. I hate cats anyway. And this way saves on bullets.

  240. DeeKay

    With Mutant Corned Beef having spread in every part of the city, Agent Tom, the last known survivor runs for his life..

  241. Mahatma Adolf

    Evertime you kill God, a kitten masturbates

  242. Mike

    Bunny meat serves well, But the Domo Kun just needed that extra special gritty taste of eating pussy.

  243. jay

    every time you dont masterbate when u get a boner god kills a kitten!

  244. Asa

    this picture needs to caption. it speaks for itself.

  245. chasemice
  246. Fido

    Little Debbie Snack Cakes Eat Pussy! Details at 11:00

  247. Gordy Kaye

    WE LOVE TO EAT PUSSY

  248. B-Man

    RETREAT!!!

  249. bethia

    hey aint he cute

  250. rob

    This a real photo taken by a professional.

  251. J Priest

    Stephen Spielberg juniors first special effects movie : Super Kitty and the Killer bricks

  252. Resisobilus

    Everytime you misspell “masturbate”, God kills a brain cell.

  253. Samantha

    THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!

  254. mE

    Looks like the Turd Burgalers are after your Pussy!!

  255. maria

    OMG you guys crack me up!!!!!! some of u guys r jus sooooo hilarious. altho sum of u guys r jus plain dumb i mean how many times did the original slogan for that cum up!n sum of u guys really gotta learn how to spell! says: maria todd laughing 15 year old

  256. GlowMember

    The British are coming! The British are coming! Stop masturbating, goddammit!

  257. Anonymous

    Every time a kitten masturbates, god kills it.

  258. Suspended

    ALL Your PUSSY Are Belong To Us!

  259. JeffJade42

    Everytime you see a kitten, God kills a masterbater!

  260. Anonymous

    Everytime you masturbate, God sends his chocolate minions to kill a kitten.

  261. chris

    Catnip. Just say no.

  262. Jonn Doughe

    DOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  263. Chris

    REVENGE OF THE POO MONSTERS!

  264. ami dave

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  265. poo

    everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten please, think before you stroke

  266. nicole

    Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens.

  267. Ryan

    Every Time You Masturbate, God kills a Kitten

  268. Keely Rogers

    I knew I shouldnt have eaten those strange coloured mushrooms…..

  269. Jinxie

    little jonnies cat friends thought it would be fun to scare the shit out of him for halloween….

  270. emily

    EVERYTIME YOU MASTERBATE GOD KILLS A KITTEN

  271. Datz_It

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten….and yes, they are both god in the back ground

  272. dave

    mmm, kittens

  273. dina

    Everytime you post a dumb topic, God kills a kitten.

    Please, think of the kittens …

  274. Capcom Freedom

    What the hell are the brown things? oh.

  275. me

    kitten

  276. vitao

    loco

  277. Chrome1023

    Every time a purple monster masterbates, it gets mad munchies and has a craving for a kitten.

  278. shaun

    and so you find your self asking, whyed i have to yankit and bankit

  279. oliver

    hehehhe..meron bang pusa sa cervini?

  280. Tarra

    beeboo

  281. sophie et cie

    J’ai pensé de t’envoyer ça parce qu’il est mignon! J’ai hâte que tu viennes chez nous. Bonne journée! Sarah XOXO

  282. Mid

    The Hibbies are coming!

  283. Jeffrey F

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  284. Linda

    Everytime you masterbate, God Kills
    a Kitten.

  285. Delerious

    I want chicken I want liver
    Meow Mix Meow Mix
    Please Deliver
    wait a second.. that’s not meow mix!! RUN AWAY!!!

  286. jean francois

    Every time you download Mp3’s, God kills a kitten

  287. cannibalking

    EVERY TIME MY ZOMBIE MONSTERS KILL A KITTEN I MASTERBATE.

  288. Thex

    Everytime you misspell, God kills a kitten!

  289. Boboadobo

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

  290. mia

    hey i thought you would like this

  291. David Bubis

    Every time you masterbate God kills a kitten

    Please think of the kittens

  292. zach

    yay

  293. Gaylord Focker

    As a troop of Alien Infested feces began to chase away kittens, the world’s population decreased for it’s main food source dissapeared into the mouths of the aliens.

  294. markey mark

    Everytime i masturbate i think about kittens

  295. one_liner

    Bob he getting away, get the damn cat,kill it,kill it

  296. Desert_Coffin

    Herpies Are No Laughing Matter

  297. Rowland

    RUN ITS THE GINGER BREAD MEN!

  298. Steve

    Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

  299. Croz

    Ever wonder what it’d be like to be hunted by an ice cream sandwich??

  300. JOHN

    WHEN YOU MASTERBATE GOD KILLS A KITTEN. PLEASE, THINK OF THE KITTENS

  301. Every last one of the above comments are crap. The ones below, however, will rock your face.

  302. Swick

    Everytime Terrorists attack, John Kerry gives them a kitten…Because after all, this is a “more sensative war.”

  303. roswell52

    Kitty makes a “feline” for safety……

  304. corn fed

    pussy eaters

  305. hiya

    Aaaaaaaaaaa! I knew I shouldn’t have eaten my owners chocolat bar!

  306. RIchard

    Everytime you masterbate,God kills a kitten.

    Please think of the Kittens

  307. jennifer

    everytime you masterbate ben, god kills a kitty.

  308. jennifer

    evertime you masterbate, god kills a kitty.

  309. jatluva

    Much to the Chocolate Monsters’ surprise, Doctor Kitten engages the buttercup anti-gravity field, enabling a hasty getaway.

  310. crowley

    Every time Bonnie smokes God kills a Kitten

  311. jose

    EVERY TIME YOU ARE NOT NICE TO ME GOD KILLS A KITTEN

  312. Grasshoppa

    Everytime you masturbate a ninja chops off the head of a kitten and doesn’t even care.

    Please, think of the kittens.

  313. JAMI

    EVERYTIME YOU MASTERBATE….GOD KILLS A KITTEN. REMEMBER, THINK OF THE INNOCENT KITTENS!

  314. Tommy Douglas

    Domo-Kun: Children’s Television Show mascot/Horror film star

  315. Michael Johnson

    Everytime you page a sys admin, they kill a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  316. Michael Johnson

    Everytime you page a sys admin, they kill a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  317. John

    Cute Doesn’t Always Get You By

  318. Josh

    Everytime you masturbate, a kitten is killed!

  319. Justin

    The Niggers Are Coming! The Niggers Are Coming!

  320. JOe

    Every time you don’t tip god kills a kitten.

    Please think of the kittens

  321. Melissa

    Every day you waste not getting me a pony God kills a kitten

  322. Rusty

    everytime you god masturbates you, a kitten kills god

  323. Rusty

    everytime i masturbate, i think of kittens

  324. JP

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  325. raymond

    I want chicken I want liver

    Meow Mix Meow Mix

    Please Deliver

    wait a second.. that’s not meow mix!! RUN AWAY!!!

  326. Jackie

    Everytime you masterbate God kills a kitten.

    Please think of the kittens.

  327. pat

    Hate to have her go but Love to watch her leave.

  328. MIKE

    EVERY TIME CHRIS MASTERBATES, GOD KILLS A KITTEN

  329. BabsJohnson

    Wow, that WAS good catnip!

  330. ethos

    Everytime you eat mushrooms, God masterbates a kitten to death, or something.

  331. anonymous

    Everytime you leave the lights on…an inocent little kitten is DEVOURED by Domo-kuns!

  332. Kass

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

  333. Malcom

    Every time the Penguins beat the Caps, God kills a kitten.

  334. fa

    afg

  335. C&C

    Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten….

  336. bobsmiley

    Come over are the kittie gets it!!!

  337. al

    Everytime you Masterbate God Kills A kitty

  338. Coach Katie

    Everytime you drop a stunt, God eats a kitten. Please, think of the kittens!

  339. Nyssa

    Oh, fuck.

  340. alex

    Everytime you download music, God kills a kitten

  341. Wayne

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

  342. Richard

    Every time you make a crap caption, this picute is used.

  343. Aidan Nairn

    Everytime you masterbate, Quick sum body masterbate!!!!

  344. jared

    Everytime Jason masterbates God kills a kitten Please… think of the kittens

  345. fake

    brains

  346. Brenda

    Got the gasoline? Lighter? – Lets get him ;~))

  347. mac

    Every time you masterbate god kills a kitten

  348. Guen

    Every time you masterbate a kitten dies.

  349. Gary

    Every time Wilson says ‘cool’, a kitten dies.

  350. Wrecker

    Everytime you Spam this site to promote your dead pets society-I will kill a little kitten.

  351. Beth

    Put another squirming kitten on the barbie, cook slowly – hehe

  352. Daniel Denniss

    Now the world has to face the consequences of giving life to Galaxy Minstrels.

  353. Timothy

    he was a cheetah well at least they thought

  354. tyson

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten

  355. aaron

    Everytime you don’t TIP your artist, god KILLS a kitten!

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