Sign Art


Welcome to the Salted Wound image caption test site. I am still working the kinks out of the system, after that I will think about design. Go ahead and add a caption to the image by clicking on it. Big Thanks to Erin from for letting me use the Photo. She took it on the day she jumped out of a plane, and then someone stole the image from her site and sent it to me.

Be Sociable, Share!

108 Captions for “Sign Art”

  1. Tim

    Heads up, you could take a paratrooper to the groin.

  2. Anonymous

    The back yard of Jesse Ventura. “Beware of Owner” sign not pictured.

  3. Bart

    Also, Caution – Yellow rope tied to caution sign.

  4. Bart

    er warning sign

  5. Jen

    This is the last image little Jimmy saw before he was impaled by a rogue skydiver.

  6. Anonymous

    Maybe this is what killed Kari?

  7. Anonymous

    The lawn you don’t want to mow.

  8. Anonymous

    This is hella coo.

  9. Anonymous


  10. Anonymous

    See if you can handle my exploding kneecap parachute drop. Heeyyayaaa!

  11. Anonymous

    Helmets optional

  12. Anonymous

    do you think they had those near 007 when he was paratrooping in?

  13. Anonymous


  14. Mike

    Warning – Mattresses are NOT as maneuverable as parachutes.

  15. DJ

    This sign was eventually changed to ‘ASS-KICKING PARACHUTER AREA’

  16. Snork

    ParachutIST Landing Area 3 Miles east ->

  17. Mike

    My Parachute Kung Fu is more powerfull then yours.

  18. John

    “Cause of Death: Can we just say unknown?”

  19. Eric


  20. Porked Your Mom

    After the accident, I forced the city to erect this sign, so that others wouldn’t be harmed by this plague of skydivers we’re experiecing this year

  21. Invisagoth

    “Hey Joe i have a good idea… lets paint that land mine warning sign to somthing else… hehehe”

  22. Anonymous


  23. benny p

    one time when i was all alone by myself i began to think what it’d be like if everyone on earth had a dog with the same name that allways talked in german and some one once said hey …..then they left

  24. shawster

    why do they say “Heads up” when they really mean “Duck”

  25. Anonymous

    (american airline runway)

  26. Chris Crust

    This year’s banquet was a sucess as we recieved 25 million dollars to end “Headremovalbymeansofparachutingguysyndrome.”

  27. Camillion

    Warning parachute knee explosion area.

  28. Anonymous

    Shaolin monks love to skydive.

  29. Micah

    Training grounds for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Buttwhoop

  30. carter

    rock and roll

  31. Anonymous

    Mighty Morphin’ Parachuters

  32. Anonymous

    Mighty Morphin’ Parachuters

  33. indy jones

    JESUS CHRIST! A parachuting cow!

  34. CloudHobbs

    Asama’s next attack.

  35. Anonymous

    super flying knee!!!!!!!!!

  36. da popo


  37. Fat Seanny

    The original since changed message was “Warning: Watch Out For Knees”

  38. Invisagoth

    I think the Japanese Liberation is an important step in our modern history. Such other futile attemps at such have made it imposible to come to a comclusion to the deady coca cola incadent 20 years past. With such a high demand for rice in the world i find i a problem to have butter in such small ammounts. The Soy Sauce production industry is slowly going to flurish until we use it instead of frosting on our cake.

  39. Jesus

    Plane on the left: Twenty bucks says I get the next one in the groin.
    Plane on the right: You’re on!

  40. tortured soul

    What you didn’t see,
    Above this sign is one showing the parashuter getting chopped up in the plane prop

  41. nathaniel vincent

    rebel planes stake their claim

  42. Anonymous

    People love spaghetti.

  43. Furry

    “KER POW!” “THWAP!” “BAM!”…three possible sounds of being hit by a parachuter

  44. Furry

    That’s gonna hurt in the morning….

  45. Gram


  46. Tyler Barton

    A clip of the new Chuck Norras movie …

  47. Crazy Cajun

    DELTA’s super economy class passenger
    service to non-scheduled airports

  48. SuperTech

    Beaurocracy spoils another secret invasion.

  49. fisher

    Next on the history channel: They were called the Higgins Boats of the 41st airborne division – how parachute landing signs won the war.

  50. Foolio


  51. Slow Burn

    Actual hiding place of Dick Cheney.

  52. nacio

    go to

  53. Lay-Z

    Why only 10 percent of the Army is Airborne

  54. tfstrum

    Please DO NOT land on pole

  55. the schmin

    damn you hit me…hey nny…I’m not happy

  56. SailorBob

    Watch for parachuting ninjas

  57. Sadie

    And no smokin’ either!

  58. Elf

    Martial arts paratrooper!
    “I knockuh yoh neckah offuh!”

  59. Adam

    who wouldn’t see some crazy bastard with a parachute flying at them anyways? not EVERYBODY in america is retarded

  60. Elvis' Ghost

    Aslo: Caution: Explosive Dummies

  61. Mr. Ramon

    Warning: Sign-pole-that-will-stick-you-in-the-ass-if-you-land-on-it area.

  62. lyrcom

    Unfortunately, the map neglected to mention the minefield….

  63. Jean-e

    Their top secret plan to drop in on the bad guys by surprise, might have worked, if only they weren’t so concerned with safety first.

  64. Hecata

    You might be a Redneck if……..

  65. Steven

    Parachute landing area …. and oh yeah, prop planes take off here too. Proceed with caution.

  66. Bloodthirster

    Little johhny never saw the screaming naked parachutist comming, untill it was to late

  67. me

    flying essholes

  68. -x-

    Beware of parachuting ninjas

  69. Angie

    Caution parchuters if you can read this in time: Ground may appear further than it seems. Proceed with Caution.

  70. Benjamin

    Copywright: Jean Claude van Damme

  71. CloudNine

    In event of failed opening, please aim for the trees.

  72. Mr. Pickles

    Aerial WWF

  73. kittykat

    Hey look Joe Bob! That one forgot the parachute!

  74. Fenris

    Many a horrible parachute suicide bombings have occured at the field, although the ONE LITTLE SIGN IN THE WHOLE FRIGGIN PLACE was expected to decrease parachute suicide bombings by as much as 400%

  75. xoot

    Human tipping

  76. Major Adventure

    EXTREME SKYDIVING: When hitting the ground isn’t enough.

  77. Alex


  78. _AK_ & tezza

    If u hit a person u can $100.

  79. Anonymous

    50 accidents a year, all cause 98% of parachuters are illiterate… who would have thought?

  80. cutie!

    | CAUTION |

  81. Anonymous

    the sign below says watch out for other signs including a sign portraying other signs kicking signs with exploding signs. signs

  82. Elizabeth

    I love how our groundbound friend is just kinda tipping over there. He recognizes the superiority of any man able to bend his knees.

  83. Darrell

    Sky Divers kick ass!

  84. TxBluze

    Dude, Keep it up and I will jump out of this plane and kick your ass!

  85. Roy Cohen


  86. Furson

    In another move to cut costs and please Wall St. and shareholders, DELTA AIRLINES announces new non-stop policy for ALL domestic flights…

  87. Tsura

    In leue of all the high crime rates of sky-diving terrorists, the Leftist Wing decided to have Parachute owners register their parachutes and have them only uses in the designated areas, in hopes to cut down on sky-way terrorist attacks.

  88. Anonymous

    Beware: Men with large tacos attached to strings. And Men with exploding arms.

  89. Mikemenn

    Subtitle: Contact with parachuters could result in electrical shock.

  90. Ellie

    The FBI’s latest attempt at warning the US public of terrorist attacks.

  91. Anonymous

    Osama’s favorite hangouts became so well known that eventually OSHA had to step in before someone got hurt.

  92. tps

    Look what I made with an inflatable mattress and two pieces of string

  93. Mike Hiribachi

    The top secret script to Jackie Chan’s new movie was leaked! Authorities are still working on how such a grave error could have been made.

  94. Grizzam

    A screenshot of the Beta test for The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind – outside Icarian Flight school

  95. BillyJoeBob

    Only you can prevent being kicked in the goodies by the 101st airborn…

  96. Mark


  97. ?@Ò‡n„ –e £a M?ÄÆtÈ!

    Warning:pedestrians with explosive left arms

  98. paratrooper

    Private, that is an improper PLF, not get up there and do it again!

  99. Bishop

    Warning: You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a parachuter.

  100. Mikella

    Flying under the influence…

  101. paul bonser

    warning dog s..t dumpers get kicked by flying park guards

  102. Datz_It

    They didn’t have all that much money left fot the special effect for the new Jackie Chan movie

  103. Newt

    Caution – Skydivers kicking cardboard cut-out area.

  104. ConManXVII

    Caution: Beware parachuting ninjas

  105. ange

    Warning: Strange, flying, kick boxing creatures from outer space are known to land in this area!

Leave a Reply

  • (will not be published)

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>