Swing Your Partner…

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53 Captions for “Swing Your Partner…”

  1. Professor Kaos

    welcome to “Sumo drag-queen balet theater”

  2. Duffman

    You broke my arm you bitch

  3. jwd

    Rosanne’s new production of “Oklahoma!” gets mixed reviews.

  4. jk

    “Mom, you’re not suppposed to grope my tits! We never rehearsed that!!!”

  5. Nimrod

    Bellisumo!

  6. Simon

    As the two largest dancers were doing a pass by, their gravitational mass captured each other and they began to orbit. This in itself was not so bad until it was time for the full moon.

  7. Darin Madden

    After the 12th Long Island, my girlfriend and her sister didn’t look too bad…

  8. Son of Nimrod

    Balletsumo!

  9. fartman

    Oh the humanity!!

  10. resisobilus

    Pink Lady hit bottom

  11. Falstaff

    Unfortunatley, it ain’t over till one of these heifers starts singing.

  12. Mascot

    “Does this skirt make me look fat?”
    “No. It’s your body that makes you look fat.”

  13. Brandon

    “Ladies and Gentlemen…Please welcome the hottest dance team on the internet. Your 2004 Caption Machine.com Captionettes!!!”

  14. pumbaaco

    Michael Flatley’s Lard of the dance

  15. Justin Anderson

    The New Crispy Creme Dounuts Promotional Poster! Slogen – “Life Is Phat”

  16. rich

    FEEL MY TUMMY I JUST SWALLOWED 5 MIDJETS AND BROKE FAT BASTARDS WORLD RECORD!

  17. Frylock

    The first intruduction of the “Three-tu”

  18. Alwee

    “I never thought I’d find another use for this old bridesmaids gown!”

  19. RICH

    TWO TON TESSIE AND HER TERRIBLE TWIN TARA TROMPING TERRFICALLY THRU THE TWO STEP!

  20. Ken

    Everyone in the audience held their breath on the horrific possibility of yet another “wardrobe malfunction.”

  21. Jimmy Flowers

    Opening night of Ugly Duckling Lake

  22. Mrdav76

    Reality TV takes a terrible turn with “Who Wants To Be A Ballerina?”

  23. Carlos Ashby

    Girl we have so much catching up to do

  24. edman

    Hey, you don’t sweat much for a fat girl.

  25. RICH

    FOR THE SAKE OF SAFETY THE MANAGEMENT OF THE THEATER HAD THE TWINS START TO DO A STRIPTEASE TO SPEED UP EVACUATION WHEN THEY SMELLED SMOKE!

  26. Gentaur

    Disney’s stage production of the Hippo Ballet from “Fantasia” had mixed reviews.

  27. Babs

    The “Biggest Loosers” Awards Dancers

  28. NowThatsNasty

    As they ran into each others arms, their fat ass bodies collided, collapsing the stage

  29. russ

    well if theres heaven theres gotta be hell too

  30. Ben

    “You bitch! I’m a little teapot!”
    “Like hell! I’M a little teapot!”

  31. Fire Frog

    Tinkerbell became Thunderbell and Sugar plum became Sugarbomb, together they are The Freedom Fat Fairies!

  32. Igby

    Graciela hated the fact that Maria always copped a feel during this maneuvre.

  33. lukman

    it is very interestnig web & i hope be with us to enjoy meself ..

  34. lukman

    it is very interestnig web & i hope be with us to enjoy meself ..

  35. Danimal

    Mike Moore’s dream of dancing at Kerry’s victory party with Rosie ODonnell the night before Election Day

  36. h0bobo

    Darling cover yourself up, it makes you look thinner

  37. Fire Frog

    Quit worrying, sis. Nobody will be looking at the bad suntan line left by that halterneck top. I can guarantee they’ll be looking elsewhere!

  38. ZAZ

    (L)Can you feel my fat melting away?
    (R)I FEEL I FEEL!

  39. rick12string

    “Ya smell THAT?….Ya smell that???….I love the smell of vinegar in the morning–!”

  40. tylerdude

    get youre hands off my boobs rossanne!

  41. Sarah

    Shame!…. Don’t leave home without it!

  42. michael moore

    tomorrow is tuesday

  43. Michael Moore

    No, I didnt say Pepperoni I said help me Tony!!!

  44. michael moore

    my dogs breath smells like dog food

  45. Jack

    Only 12,512 hours of this and we’ll be slim enough for Broadway!

  46. chris

    bingo ancouncer;
    “two fat ladys”
    fat ladys;
    “yay, we won!!!!!”

  47. decay

    J. Edgar Hoover’s reaccuring Chairman Mao dream.

  48. The Architect

    You call these exotic dancers?

  49. trinawoods

    Suddenly it all became clear to Jack and Karen why there was no mention of a boat when they signed up for this whale watching excursion, although the travel agent had strongly suggested bringing along a motion sickness medication “Just in case.”

  50. NooSweat

    Weight-watchers celebrate the losing of another 25 grams.

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