When animals attack

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Sorry for the lack of posts. A wedding stole me from the internet for a few days. I’ll post a bunch this week so check back often.

This kitty better be fast.

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122 Captions for “When animals attack”

  1. Enigma

    Brave Heart 2 Preview.

  2. Matthew

    …and that was when Felix realized that he probably shouldn’t have pissed in Fido’s water dish

  3. Power

    The police k-9 unit were forced to use mechanical kittens because of the aftermath that followed this picture.

  4. The Beaver

    The dogs held there distance…Nobody messes around with “Spidermans” cat.

  5. spirit

    Luckily for Kitty, all of the dogs just happened to be afraid of puddles.

  6. Kitty

    Dogs scare the piss out of cat.

  7. tatroyer

    Dogs and cats, living together. Stay Puff Marshmallow Man unavailable for comment.

  8. tkzcheatingfgt

    tkz is not funny

  9. Anonymous

    Mr. Fluffy did his best to move very quietly, but he had a feeling the dogs had already seen him

  10. Anonymous

    ATTENTION! NOW WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT “BUTCH” DID WRONG WHEN HE TRIED TO CHASE THAT BULLDOZER?

  11. Anonymous

    brainless mutts…listen up! YOU BETTER BE TOUGH TO GET OUT OF THIS BOOTCAMP ALIVE! AND ITS “YESSIR, SARGENT SNOWBALL!” WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?”

  12. det

    All the times Woodrow had been made fun of in kitty grade school for his trademark “sit” instead of the more traditional “meow” finally paid off.

  13. (pdw)

    Fans of Rex remained reserved and stood in line when Mr Pimms, their hero’s biggest competitor, was voted out of the Big Brother house.

  14. spat

    Cat: *Stupid dogs! this isn’t what your boss meant when he told you he was in dieing need of some PUSSY!*

  15. Anonymous

    if i just stand still….maybe they wont see me!

  16. k

    “waaait for ittt… waaaiit for ittt…”

  17. Sheriff

    A test of willpower in a support group for dogs eating cats. Stay strong my friends…

  18. Anonymous

    hey…..isn’t that Bill and Hilary’s cat?

  19. Alex Kaseberg

    The Police dogs were very good at sitting and staying before being released to eat their snack.

  20. Qs23

    Ready? One….. Two…..

  21. John

    Wait everyone! First we have to say grace!

  22. Mortius

    Local Headlines: Dog training school goes bust.

    The owner of the school said today in a statement to the press, “It’s not my fault, the cat kicked the crap out of the biggest dog and now none of the others will touch it.”.

  23. clco

    “Yea, Though I Walk through the Valley of The Shadow of Death…”

  24. onebad427

    now do you understand why blind cats should be kept inside!!!!

  25. sporkey

    “Alright, boys, pay attention! See this line here? I want you to go around the building and go in the side door. Remember, once you’re in, it’s left, right, left. The plans are on the desk….Don’t worry, we’ll get those terrorists yet. Now MOVE!”

  26. massis

    The Germans always had an appetite for the weak and innocent…

  27. Anonymous

    The captain of the dog squad addressing his platoon.

  28. Mo

    “I’m not supposed to be commanding this Army. I’m not even supposed to be here. Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamn humans. Someday I want them to sit back on their hind legs and howl, “Jesus Christ, it’s the goddamn Cats and Dogs and that son-of-a-bitch Mr. Nibbles again.”

  29. henny

    NOTE: At the very moment this picture was taken, no animals were harmed.

  30. cecilia =)

    excellent choice of bodyguards against enemy cat

  31. tortured soul

    The cat progressed to start a drug cartel because the dogs wouldn’t touch him.

  32. Anonymous

    CAT SCAN

  33. wonderhorse

    None of them believe I’m doing this.

  34. mpm

    Ok boys, the plan is simple: you all put on a cat costume, just like this one, and we’ll just waltz right into that cat show and suprise the hell out of them…

  35. Eric

    They’ll never believe this one back at the cattery….

  36. monkey

    it’s amazing how many bitches you have to deal with just to get a little pussy

  37. Gilbert Despriet

    ooh…that catpiss can stink

  38. Casey

    if the photographers from China, the dogs might have a little compatition for dinner

  39. mantralord

    This is German Sheperd Orgy-Fest ’98, no kittens allowed.

  40. Dre

    Fast Food.

  41. AxDx

    That will teach them!!

  42. Agarath

    there is no spoon…there is no spoon

  43. Anonymous

    Before Fluffy could become a member of the cat gang, he has to pass the final test.

  44. Bubba

    Damn! They had to take them away just before the best pussy went by!

  45. MasterOfDisaster

    Experements in the low tech fireing squad were a resounding sucess

  46. Adam Ciacelli

    …Uh-Oh…

  47. Dannie

    Confused, Jingles says under his breath,”For some reason, I feel as if someone is watching me!”

  48. Roadcrew

    John Gotti’s cat feared no one.

  49. nar

    What would you do for a klondike bar?

  50. Sharon F.

    Hey, Rex, that’s our new drill instructor. If you want to stay out of the brig, keep your mouth shut. It’s the new “Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell.” rule.

  51. Sharon F.

    No one calls the new commander a pussy in this dog’s army and gets away with it!

  52. Novae

    Just because I look like a cat, doesn’t mean I’m not a dog!

  53. Mick

    WHUTTUP DAWG!?!? Whuttup Dawg!?!? Whut-up D-a-w-g? Uh….

  54. MISC

    Uncle Matty and Warren Eckstein Advocate Marijuana for Training Guard Dogs

  55. G

    Hey, wait a minute…….there’s no tuna samples here…..?!?!?!

  56. db

    HOLD!!!!

  57. gb

    Truth or Dare… well, I dare you to walk….

  58. Jay

    Hey Rex, how can that cat walk with balls that big!?!

  59. Todd

    Man, I can’t believe that cat walks in the puddles…

  60. greymous

    Cat: Sit! Stay!
    Dogs: Do as told…
    Cat: Heh Heh Heh! Dogs are soooo stupid…

  61. JIM THOMPSON

    sure Osama, this cat costume will help you get out of fudge-pakingstan.

  62. Anonymous

    Warning! The Brown Acid used to spike the communal dog bowl is bad stuff man!

  63. B-Man

    PUSSIES!

  64. Rob

    I knew I shouldn’t have taken the shortcut…

  65. Dano

    Whew! It’s a good thing I traded those 8 lives for that invisable paint.

  66. Heywood

    Who wants to break the wishbone with me?

  67. Donald Hatcher

    “Ninja, the cat, had a reputation that proceeded him.”

  68. Jeff Chastain

    And the cat said, “Arf”?

  69. Stephen N.

    After inspecting his troops, Colonel Socks proclaimed them fit for battle.

  70. Jimmy the Fish

    And the 2001 LAPD K9 Squad Rosa Parks Achievement Award goes to…Furball McKenzie!

  71. jerisky

    HOW MANY GERMANS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

  72. tps

    I love the dessert carts in these posh places

  73. HoJo

    “Yes sir…They are definitly all unics”

  74. Anonymous

    the annual meeting of the blind german shephard association

  75. Todd Hunt

    Not a politician in the bunch

  76. Anonymous

    When cats get Alzheimer’s…

  77. Anonymous

    Who the f*ck let the dogs out?

  78. Fifi

    Elton John’s cat and her bodyguards.

  79. eps

    The jury found you guilty for murder in the first of the mouse. You’re sentenced to death

  80. eps

    Imagine the picture of the same situation, with the exception of the dogs toking up 30 minutes before and have some mad munchies… scary, isn’t it

  81. drewboy

    Just a small part of the rigurous training to at the dog academy.

  82. Len Patterson

    The rest of his canine buddies looked on in stunned disbelief after lead dog Zigfreid remarks..’did you guys see the size of the balls on that damn cat?!’

  83. Otto

    Nice arse, shame about the breed.

  84. big Des

    A group of Germans checks out some pussy.

  85. yuval

    and, GO !!!!

  86. errr..

    “Yes yes, I am well aware of all the ways to skin a cat, but which one are we going to use?”

  87. errr..

    “Now let me see if I have this right. If we “pass” this obedience test we become police dogs and might have to take a bullet for a human one day, but if we “fail” we are given to good homes and live life of luxury? Seeya fellas…”

  88. L.F.

    “NO GODDAMMIT!”…WHEN I SAY “YOUR LEFT, YOUR LEFT, YOUR LEFT…I MEAN EXACTALLY THAT” NOW WATCH, YOU JUGHEADS!

  89. das

    Yeah, that’s right boys, I’m a calendar cat. Check out my date.

  90. Anonymous

    The invisibility machine really does work!

  91. Lynne Leon

    Whew! It’s a good thing I traded those 8 lives for that invisable paint.
    Thought of you on this one.
    Lynne Leon

  92. ctcp

    Listen, we all know we’ll never hear the end of it from PETA…

  93. Anonymous

    Leroy Brown, Junkyard Cat.

  94. neocarter

    eep…

  95. alan seaton

    Mr.Bush agreed that a war against Canada would be something like this

  96. Resisobilus

    Democracy is 15 dogs and 1 cat voting on what to have for lunch.

  97. Newt

    Why blind cats just don’t survive in the wild.

  98. hughbertius

    …and although Marvin didn’t realize it until it was too late, at that moment his prototype invisibility suit inexplicably turned off.

  99. BillyJoeBob

    “So then we took the Sargent’s cat, and, ohh shit, here he comes…

  100. nurg

    “Yeah, that’s right, I’m takin’ a piss right in front of you! Whatcha gonna do about it, huh, ya PUSSIES…”

  101. Fire Frog

    “I say, ‘we come in peace, take us to your leader’, and it spits in my eye and rakes my face with its claws. This must be the most aggressive sentient species we’ve encountered. I’d like to know how they trained all these hairless apes to obey them like they do, too.”

  102. Mark Beular

    since these were seeing eye gogs this was the final test will they go for the cat

  103. mullet

    yummmm! id like to eat that pussy!

  104. Capcom Freedom

    were walking, were walking, were running, were bieng chased, were bieng cought, were dieing, were dieing, were dead. That concludes: Cat and dogs!

  105. Capcom Freedom

    *Heroic armegeddon music playing* You are the ones, you will embark on a journy through hell and back. To chew tires like all hero dogs have done before. You will go were no dog has gone before. Except for your russian hero, natalia. The first dog that unwillingly sacrafised her life. *sniff* God Speed

  106. K

    Masterbating TOO much.

  107. Dirk

    Kijk jongens daar ligt een opgegeten worst! Pak hem!!

  108. Kit Kat

    Clinton’s cat Socks seems to have learned a few bad habits from his master. Even cats will go anywhere for a bit of tail….

  109. meg & ange

    CLEAR THE WAY…Cat with a death wish comin’ through

  110. dede & court

    dogs:wheres the cat i don’t see it

  111. one_liner

    THAT CAT HAS SOME BIG BALLS, HEY FRED HOW ABOUT WE GET THE PUSSY, WHAT DO’YA SAY???

  112. Go Go Girl

    Aw Dawg…Check out that pussy!

  113. BLockY

    And you think your job sucks?

  114. Gentaur

    What it takes to herd cats.

  115. joe post

    the cats is in camouflage as dogs can only see in black and white..

  116. dustin cobwebs

    wait theres 1..2..3 … 15 of us and one of him… i think we can take him

  117. fishersm

    Asked to give his predictions for the Fiesta Bowl matchup between Oklahoma and Utah, Lee Corso instead drew a picture.

  118. Dax

    After smoking too many cat-nip joints “BOOTS” plays truth or dare with buddies

  119. Tina

    DEAD CAT WALKIN…

  120. ray

    “Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me ohhhh?”

  121. stevey

    THE GREAT ESCAPE

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