Why Night Rider was canceled

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Ok, this has to be my favorite submission, ever. Do you ever get the feeling that everyone was cool in the 80’s? Guys with perms could be TV stars, that’s just plain wrong.

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318 Captions for “Why Night Rider was canceled”

  1. Anonymous

    Who needs the Fonz?

  2. Anonymous

    (I hate posing with my illegitimate children)

  3. Anonymous

    This was the sceen just seconds before “Kit” the under-rated actor/trans am got it’s revenge.

  4. Anonymous

    *said under breath* Are we done yet cause this 40 year old kid is really freaking me out.

  5. Kate

    …AND I get to keep these bitchin’ clothes too!

  6. Robbler

    In the “New” Night Rider series, the famous voice of Kit is revealed when Gary Coleman climbs out from underneath the seat.

  7. mike

    After realizing he had chicken legs and was wearing bell-bottoms and ankleboots, David Hasslehoff snapped in a burst of pent-up rage and Hulkamania, lifting Gary Coleman and dropping him on his head in the awesome Pile-DriverTM maneuver, stunting Gary’s growth and denting KITT’s hood. KnightRider was subsequently cancelled after Kit activated Turbo-Boost and ran itself off a steep drop into a canyon, unable to exist with that horrible memory. The A-Team tried without success to convert KITT’s remains into a collection of household appliances.

  8. Anonymous

    Tomorrow on baywatch nights, a special guest star…

  9. Jason

    (both thinking) The guy with the poncho back there is TOTALLY ruining this bitchin’ shot for us!

  10. brian

    Two more reasons to drive a Pontiac.

  11. Anonymous

    This is a promo for the HOT new show that will be FOX’s next attempt to de-thrown friends from the top thursday night comedy. Also, it will do it, this photo is just too damn funny.

  12. Tom Working

    “We could kill you with a single thought.”

  13. Guava

    *Diffírent Strokes for different folks.*

    Pioneers of the Hollywood man-child interracial dating scene, David and Gary kept their love that knew no fashion boundaries a secret from everyone. (Here they pose for fans who discovered them leaving a drive-in movie together in 1983.)

  14. Anonymous

    Don’t ask me where my thumb just was.

    Me neither.

  15. Anonymous

    Bad porno idea #21,341

  16. ginny

    beam them up Scotty………….PLEASE !

  17. M. Papaya

    All your Anus are belong to us !

  18. John

    My thing is this big.

  19. John

    Okay kid, just pretend you’re not scared of the leathery man and we won’t shoot you. Understand?

  20. Margen

    Um, could you move? We’re trying to film the plaid guys.

  21. mary

    whatcha talkin’ ’bout willis?

  22. vespa booy

    Two more reasons for not giving a damn that the screen actors guild is going on strike…

  23. Amber

    GC: You know, I only look this small because I’m standing 40 feet behind you…

    DH: If you say that one more time, I’ll tell you where this fist is going…

  24. vespa boy

    Kitt is thinking “when he turns off the camera, just a little throttle…and POW! These two pains in the ass are gone for good!”

  25. DrNudi

    Camerman#1: they’ve been standing like this since 1985…

    Cameraman#2: Just keep smiling… and… back… slowly… away…

  26. patrick

    hey- it’s my wallpaper. No, seriously. This picture is on my desktop.

  27. Vanessa

    System overload. Too many insults, too much to mock, where to start? WHERE TO START???

  28. Eric

    CELEBRITY HIT AND RUN……AND ACTION!

  29. cecilia =)

    my smile has frozen.. ya, i’m a professional model..

  30. Cappy

    “When Eighties Icons Attack!”

  31. Anonymous

    We are HOT!!!!!

  32. flipgroove

    This summer, coming to a theater near you…

    Coleman, Hasselhoff

    in…

    Shorty and Smoove

  33. pebam

    can you take the shot already! i’m late for my 7:30 — on david hasslehoff

  34. Anonymous

    Director: DAVID, YOUR NOT IN THIS!

  35. Anonymous

    PLEASE hit the gas!!!

  36. Anonymous

    So I was trying to take a picture of my cousins and these jackasses pulled up and jumped in the picture…

  37. Jimmy Flowers

    David Hasselhoff is a creative genius! His latest project? BaywatchyoutalkinboutWillis!

  38. jolianne

    heh heh heh, i’m gonna kick em in the kneecaps and steal his money… heh heh heh…

  39. Chris Hughes

    Fine, we can’t act. But tell me this, big shot, who’s got the money?

  40. junior

    like looking into a mirror.

  41. Kim

    Come on! I promise–we’re really, really big in Japan!!

  42. Anonymous

    KIT, “Where’smy cutters, wheres’s my cutters!?! Dammit, Im not the Mach 5!!!!!”

  43. Knotso Cleva

    say “Yes!” to prostate exams!

  44. TheParakeetGuy

    gc: Can we hurry this up? I’m late for dialysis.

    dh: Always looking for sympathy. At least you can see out of your right eye!

  45. Laxsmi

    WhatchooTalkin’bout Kitt?

  46. pangie

    i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a car who looked good, i would call her…

  47. Austin

    Life’s good being eye-level with your cock

  48. Jerry

    This fight was just added to Fox’s ‘Celebrity Boxing’ … it’s a 2-on-1 match!

  49. Kelli

    The car says: Back off guys, you’re making me look bad!

  50. Johnno

    Watch out steve irwin, they’re stealing ur thumb up ass trick.

  51. Satirical Irony

    I’m David H and I’m 50 times bigger than you – GET IN MY BELLY (And this is my token cool car because it’s the 80s and I wouldn’t have a career without it)…

  52. ellen

    what’s with the ladders and the guys in plaid shirts?

  53. D.L.

    Okay, Gary, get back under the hood, climb into your little spinning cage and get this car moving!

  54. Anonymous

    This jacket is made of pleather.

  55. Melanie

    Hey, look at the little guy’s thumb. The pattern on the shirt makes it look like his thumb is glowing or on fire or something. Teehee

  56. Anonymous

    We’re gonna get some *TRIM* tonight !

  57. Anonymous

    This was taken the day we moved into our apartment. Now, people never say anything about the “color” issue, but we always have to field questions about how guys of such different size can have sex! — The fact is, Gary’s much more hung than I am.

  58. ClitCommander

    I AM THE ULTIMATE THUMB WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! “WHat chu talking bout HONKEY! I”LL JAM THAT THUMB SO FAR UP YO CRAKKER ASSS…”

  59. Invisagoth

    Wouldnt it be funny if the emergency break just snapped?

  60. Inxply

    K*I*T Kansas is teeny

  61. Anonymous

    “Let me jump aside and move forward fast, KID”

  62. Anonymous

    “Let me jump aside and move forward fast, KITT”

  63. Newt

    You Son-of-a-bitch dave you said this car really talked.

  64. semi-

    Hmm.. Is that David Hasselhoff?

  65. hawk

    then kit molests gary coleman

  66. Tim Zeiss

    “Hey Willis! Mr. D could never afford a car like!!! He never touched in such wonderful ways, either!!!!”

  67. Brian

    “Don’t think that midget is going to be driving me anytime soon!”

  68. Camillion

    Gary Coleman & David Hasselhoff Promote there new Tie Boe to the eighties workout.

  69. oni424

    David thinks gary is just the right height, and gary thinks david is just the right height

  70. carter

    Gary is just the right height to give him head standing up… that’s gotta be so convenient

  71. Jim Bob

    Germany’s #1 rated show

  72. jade

    Man my ass hurts..

  73. ENAR

    PORN AT ITS WORST

  74. Fat Seanny

    Someone teach these morons how to thumb-wrestle right.

  75. Fat Seanny

    Least effective “Just Say No” campaign poster ever.

  76. Fat Seanny

    Kit goes nuts and kills Hollywood’s most promising new talent.

  77. Darkplaces

    OK, So which one is fonzy?

  78. Lou

    If kit was really a smart car, he’d run them over.

  79. nathaniel vincent

    the car talks? what you talkin bout?

  80. Anonymous

    Emmanual Lewis poses with Henry Winkler.

  81. Furry

    so,David, do you think if you ever get a show involving lifeguards….

  82. Durgood

    whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie?

  83. jasonclick

    Mid 80’s,somewhere in Mexico, the fall of mankind was masterminded by Gary Coleman, Kit and David Hasselhoff..until the A-Team showed up and kicked some ass! GO JOE!… wait, I mean, go MR T!

  84. Quique

    What you talkin ’bout Willis?

  85. fisher

    After just a few episodes of “That ’80s Show” we remembered why we were so glad when the ’90s began.

  86. Jason

    They always put the smart guy in the back.

  87. Punkenuff182

    “Just seconds before KIT flipped out, ran over Gary Coleman, and headed for Mexico”

  88. AmbientBleue18

    …Police say this picture was taken just days before the mysterious disappearance of both their careers; if you have any information as to their whereabouts, please call
    1-800-job-corps…

  89. Micah

    It’s that new superhero faction, the Outdated League!!!

  90. Justin

    If I could only hit the accelerator in the KNIGHTRIDER right now…..

  91. nacio

    ….and yet another reason why Chuck was fired….

  92. Lay-Z

    Isnt child porn illegal?

  93. Anonymous

    All right Gary, fun’s over. Back in the glove-box.

  94. John Woolard

    Was this before, or after, Gary kicked that woman’s ass at the Army-Navy surplus store?

  95. SailorBob

    Knight Webster
    Coming to Fox this fall

  96. Robert

    Do you think they know that the car behind them has no breaks?

  97. Reed

    Once in a long while, a star comes along that changes the face of television forever. Too bad these losers got in the way of Kit!

  98. Anonymous

    I know the 80s sucked but god damn those people are losers…

  99. Rock Fortune

    Gary says that peeing your pants is cool!

  100. Bucinum

    We are people from the future. We are here to save the world circa 1943 from destruction. It’s all good.

  101. Sadie

    Know a locksmith, friendly viewer?

  102. Anonymous

    This is so much like my nightmares it’s scary.

  103. jp

    [photographer] OK, great…how let’s try putting those thumbs in EACH OTHER’s assholes…

  104. Van H.

    And finally David Hasselhoff met his biological father…

  105. Anonymous

    Scratch and Snif our thumbs!

  106. jonjon

    This week on LIFETIME….”Biological twins seperated at birth…finally reunited”

  107. Drox

    Wow! Standing Next to Hasselhoff..and standing next to a car thatI will probalby be stealing in a couple years from this bitch

  108. MrMidi

    Posing to celebrate their 30th birhtday.

  109. Xenin

    QUICK! Kitt, run them over while you still can!

  110. Jay

    Years later the guy on the right went on to make hundreds of millions of dollars with a syndicated TV show about lifeguards.

    No. Really.

  111. Jay

    In Germany the LOVE the guy on the right- and they HATE the one on the left!

    (And they probably think the car is cool,… who doesn’t?)

  112. Hecata

    Father and son reunion!

  113. Steven

    Moulder and Sculley find themselves in new bodies in the scariest x-files yet!

  114. Don MatÈo

    Hasselhof: We’re changing the name in WEBSTER-RIDER.

  115. -x-

    -gritted teeth mummer- This just killed my career

  116. phenobarbidoll

    “Oops, on of my testicles popped out of my pants and it’s BLACK!”

  117. chris

    Failed “Got Milk” Ad:
    Milk, Helps you grow big, unlike Gary here

  118. Shocky

    Hello, I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand, In persuit mode, my top speed is 350 mph. I can jump 60 feet in the air, smash through 4 feet of concrete, even microwave-jam an attack helicopter. In this episode, I also gain the ability to vomit.

  119. A~

    “C’Mon, David…say it…Bling, Bling!”

  120. Fenris

    Not knowing that the car’s parking brake was turned off, Mr. Coleman and Mr. Hasselhoff soon plummeted to their horrible deaths. And the world was at peace.

  121. Jason

    (Gritting teeth)”just keep smilin you little monkey or its back to Kenya for you!”

  122. Iron_Mike

    Look what I found Ma’ can I keep him?
    What you talkin ’bout David

  123. Anonymous

    I have the poster on my bedroom wall and I kiss it before I go to bed every night.

  124. gunrunner

    KITT Mystery solved during engine re-rit, talking car my arse

  125. gunrunner

    KITT Mystery solved during engine re-fit, talking car my butt

  126. Anonymous

    Trains, Plains and Beach Blanket Bimbos…

  127. Anonymous

    YOUR GAY

  128. Shaun Cox

    “You’re STILL a home”

  129. Shaun Cox

    Youre STILL a HOMO

  130. GodFather

    Are they gone yet, my cheeks hurt

  131. brian

    move the cock aside

  132. Karl Marx

    Taken instants before the tragic car accident.

    To the driver…..a gold medal

  133. monkey

    Call me webster again and I’ll bite your knees off

  134. Marek

    “I stuck in my thumb and pulled out a plumb and said ‘What a good boy am I!'”

  135. Anonymous

    Look at what great things can happen when the races unite. Not since well…ever have we seen a duo this cool.

  136. Anonymous

    Watcha talkin’ ’bout…you’re still a homo.

  137. Anonymous

    Ahh the 80’s…What in the name of all that’s Holy were we thinking?

  138. Anonymous

    Mine’s about this big. Really?? Me, too! Why do you think I got the car?…

  139. atariracing

    So thats how the car talked.

  140. james h

    The pilot for the revamped Starsky and Hutch show was met with mixed reviews.

  141. Len Patterson

    The winner & first runnerup putting on the Mojo after wiping out the competition in this years ‘Aaayyy Fonzy’ look-a-like contest.

  142. blah

    Best Picture Ever

  143. Resisobilus

    Knight Rider meets Night Watchman

  144. alan seaton

    The night rider automobile gained unsurpassed power because it summoned hasslehoff to use little black children as fuel

  145. Rightful_Earl

    Well, no, he’s not my slave, exactly. I mean, slavery is illegal, heh heh. No, he’s more like a pet, you might say…

  146. Anonymous

    YOU STILL A HOMO !

  147. Loadman

    Keep smilin Davey – after this photo shoot I’m gonna tag your mom again.

  148. Anonymous

    You’re still a Homo

  149. mr 80

    Despite cutting edge technology, KITT could only sing along as his human friends enjoyed playing “I’m a little T-Pot”

  150. ODC

    Wonder Twin Powers, activate!

  151. Anonymous

    This is why drugs are bad kids

  152. del

    “I’m gonna stick it in your ass Hasslehoff!”

  153. Anonymous

    David should change his name to Ace

  154. del

    The Ambiguosly Gay Duo

  155. Bill

    Buy XBOX!

  156. Brian

    Gary Coleman, here at age 35, is David Hasselhoff’s mentor. On this show, he teaches him how to be a fag, including making him wear tight bell bottoms and having David grow an afro, claiming to David that “He looks fly”.

  157. Casanova

    A show that stars David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman? Now I know there is a God.

  158. Drew

    Got Cock?

  159. tony baloney

    What you talkin’ about, FAGWEED?

  160. Nelly Nellore

    Crash Dummies. Coming to a theater near you.

  161. Chris

    Yet more celebrities who approve of and are willing to sacrifice themselves, to create human leather. White leather coming soon!

  162. M!SFiT

    Ahh… so now we know how they did all those driverless scenes!!! It was Gary behind the wheel all that time.

  163. Mike

    Your a Homo!

  164. Mike

    Your a Homo!

  165. Mike

    Your a Homo!

  166. eric

    Watcha talkin’ ’bout…you’re still a homo.

  167. eric

    YOUR STILL A HOMO!

  168. eric

    YOUR STILL A HOMO

  169. michael

    your a homo

  170. paul bonser

    do u wanna be in my gang

  171. paul bonser

    jump inside kid no bullies will see you

  172. Matt

    Suck it Trebek..

  173. spud rathje

    Gary: “Get outta my way tall beeeyatch, I’m drivin’!”

  174. pat somers

    We finally get to meet the “Gooch”.

  175. Ted

    You’re Still A Homo

  176. Ted

    You’re Still A Homo

  177. Paul

    David: Doing anything after this, Gary?
    Gary: No.
    David: Let’s go for a beer.
    Gary: Sure! Let’s go!
    David: I’ll drive.

  178. joyce

    I would like to have well built male in any of the following places:
    Nellore, Tirupati, Gudur, Chennai

  179. joyce

    Yea I look for good men

  180. Dan

    Youre STILL a homo

  181. Dan

    Youre STILL a homo

  182. Dan

    I wonder how big his pecker is…

  183. Chris

    Pimps

  184. mark

    you’re STILL a homo

  185. Dallas

    YOUR STILL A FAG!!

  186. Rob Stevenson

    Rob Stevenson!
    YOUR A HOMO!

  187. Rob Stevenson

    HA HA
    FAG!

  188. Jeff Rule

    You’re gay

  189. funboys

    Make mine a short black

  190. mistertuffguy

    YOU’RE A FAG!

  191. Rentalbean

    David Hasselhof returns as the father of adopted inner city kid Gary Coleman in the all new series “My Little Black Night Rider”

  192. werd

    david smiles as he realizes he’s taken shits bigger than coleman.

  193. Chad Smith

    Your Still A Homo

  194. phox

    no. YOU’RE a homo.

  195. phox

    no. YOU’RE a homo.

  196. Dan Wind

    Fo shizzle

  197. Mister Tuffguy

    You’re a FAG!

  198. Chad Smith

    your still a homo

  199. Adam Villa

    You’re Still a Homo

  200. Sceezy

    “I’ll let you drive my car if you buy me a forty.”
    “Alright.”

  201. Bart

    You suck!!

  202. fd

    YOU’RE GAY

  203. egg

    KISS MY SHORT BLACK ASS

  204. gary

    with the car here nobody will notice our haircuts!

  205. rfe

    Welcome to hollywood escorts. White and tall or black and small…we can take it all.

  206. bozo

    We like cock 🙂

  207. tanole

    Shaun Cox has some new cocks to play with!

  208. jack meoff

    So, Shaun cox is still having a lot of fun then!

  209. jack moff

    Tell me Shaun, do you wipe the jizz into the monitor so as to impregnate Gary and David? Or do you lick the jizz off and pretend its theirs?

  210. jck moff

    Tell me Gary and David, Is Shaun Cox STILL a HOMO?

  211. jck mof

    Tell me Shaun, what else have you been doing for the last two years besides voting for your caption and jacking off to Gary and

    Tell me, Shaun, what else have you been doing for the last TWO YEARS besides voting for your caption and jacking off to Gary and David?

  212. hippeee

    Gary, David, Please show us how big Shaun Cox’s cock was when he jacked off in front of you.

  213. woowww

    Gary, David, tell us, has Shaun Cox ever been the employee of the month at Hollywood Escorts? How many billions of men has he served?

  214. jen

    good luck on finals!!

  215. Gary Coleman

    tHIS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY SHAUNS COX

  216. Bob

    I’m coming out of the closet, finally !

  217. POT-HED

    Photo taken nanoseconds before KITT rabidly enforced the basic tenet of evolution – survival of the fittest.

  218. canadiana

    Night rider condoms big white or small black we got em all

  219. Derek

    Say no to child molestation

  220. Gizmo

    “What’s got two thumbs and likes blow jobs ???????”

  221. Jace

    Gary is my shizzle

  222. Gary & David

    With Knight Rider and Diff’rent Strokes both on dvd in the same year maybe the royalties will allow us to quit Hollywood Escorts and just suck cock for fun!

  223. Gary & David

    Hollywood Escorts: Diff’rent Strokes for Diff’rent Folks!

  224. Jesse Furguson

    Thumbs up if you know what dicks taste like!!!

  225. dildodunker

    Instead of the traditional bonus features discs accompanying the DVD releases of Knight Rider and Diff’rent Strokes, Gary and David promise to put their thumbs up the asses of all DVD purchasers.

  226. dildodunker

    Please tell me you guys are Still a Homo? Whew! Excuse me while I whip this out.

  227. Bart Knockerole

    “Okay guys, thumbs up if you’ve tag-teamed Aaron!”

  228. Oo_TEL_oO

    Hey, I might be small but one of these days Ima be drivin’ a car like David! Aint he one cool mofo? 😀

  229. lauren vettel

    Whoops, my cock fell off. i named him gary coleman.

  230. Fred

    Tonight, on a very special Diff’rent Strokes…

  231. storminrebel

    one more for the road ?

  232. sherman

    Bad Porn Idea #1,765

  233. Andrew_Anorak

    A missed chance for KITT

  234. Joshua

    You’re Still A Homo

  235. J

    Good Luck With Finals!

  236. Cliffyt

    Kevin Keegan congratulates Shaun Wright-Phiilips on his Player of the Month Award

  237. DAVE

    AND REMEMBER YOUR STILL A HOMO STABBING CAKEBOY

  238. DAVE

    REMEMBER YOUR STILL A HOMO

  239. ANTHONY

    YOUR A HOMO

  240. ik

    NO, YOU’RE A HOMO!

  241. Rob Bradfield

    NAMBLA-riffic!

  242. mE

    JUST A REMINDER…

    YOU’RE STILL A HOMO!

  243. Jim

    Hey Jim,

    How are you and Bill Burns and Ryan Paviza?

  244. lush

    You’re a homo!

  245. lush

    You’re a homo!!

  246. Jeff

    Belly Shirts
    Are the Shit!

  247. cs

    You’re STILL a homo

  248. Darthkee

    The Hoff rules man !!

    You all want his juices

  249. Karen

    You’re STILL a homo!

  250. blah blah

    Short and Simple

  251. J. Poulos

    June 2005, Mall Security of the month!

  252. john r

    YOU’RE GAY!!!!!!!!

  253. Ben

    You’re Still A Homo!!!!

  254. laz

    Don’t be queer!
    Buy my gear!

  255. Chris

    YOUR STILL A HOMO!!

  256. Jason

    See You Friday Night!

  257. john r

    you’re gay!!

  258. John

    Your Still a HOMO

  259. carlos

    to me it was the best tv show ever, 20 years ago…..

  260. Anon

    You are soooo gay Gary!

    What you talkin’ bout David? You sucked my dick!

  261. Craig

    homos!!!

  262. Rusty

    Hoff: ok gary, in the back seat.
    Gary: uh-ah sucker, i aint playin’ this game

  263. Rayzor

    We beleive in you Michael.
    You are Inocent in our eyes.

  264. fontabg

    Quick guys help me get this ladder up so we can escape. After they stick their thumbs up each others asses they commin’ after us!!!

  265. fontabg

    David is seen here posing with Kitt’s engine oil dipstick. As you can tell by the colour oil needs to be changed.

  266. fontabg

    Both men claim to be very successful getting into ladies pants though only one uses the technique of crawling up through the bottom of the pant leg.

  267. Michael Dell'Olio

    Congratulation Lauren and Mike!

    Good Lucky,
    Your pals D and G.

  268. Chris

    You’re still a homo

  269. drew wion

    Merry Christmakuh!!

  270. Brian Straub

    This should be your next tatoo, good backpiece material.
    xxxooo MA & PA

  271. Mark Stephens

    They finally “extracted” kitt!

  272. Dbug

    You’re Still a Homo

  273. Greg

    You’re still a Homo

    Happy Birthday big guy!

  274. jim

    Joab,
    Congratulations…. you’re a HOMO!

  275. Jack

    You’re Still a Homo!

  276. Bhill

    YOUR A GOOD PLAYER!

  277. hock

    Grant B.

    We would like to see you naked again!

    David and little goliath

  278. James

    Ron is a homo

  279. alex

    Happy 30th Birthday Timothy!
    Any chance of a threesome??

  280. TBBulldog

    Yes Herr Lichenschtik, it’s about the size of my thumb.

  281. AyCeeDeeCee

    Stroke this and Ride it!

  282. bob

    “We’ve got a long way to go and short time to get there……see I told you I would make a better bandit than Burt Reynolds….Gary, you can be the snowman”

  283. Mike

    GARY!!! Behind you THE CAR!!! THAT Jealous creepy CAR!!!!!!

  284. Chris

    At last! Evidence that there really is a “Whole” a “Kit” and a “Kaboodle”.

  285. Jason

    with the car here nobody will notice our haircuts!

  286. Nevar Maor

    View the picture …
    Read the captions …
    Despair for the human race

  287. Sputnik29

    Pimpin’ — it ain’t easy.

  288. doc

    Gina, thumbs up on the cookies!!!

  289. Mark

    YOUR STILL A HOMO!

  290. brian radcliff

    Way to go Rusty!

  291. 1

    Wolfgang your still a homo!

  292. Mike Zorich

    Way to go douche bag!

  293. Mike

    Night Rider Rocks I have an 88 GTA Firebird and im doing the conversion kit to make it look just like Kitt

  294. SD

    Adelaido
    Keep up the good work.

    Your Friend David

  295. Jeff

    No Your The Homo

  296. Rich

    You stilll a Homo!!!

  297. Fabian

    Hey, guess what JoJo, you’are homo!

  298. kyle

    Hey we’re MACHO members too!

  299. Jay

    You Fuckin Sucks

  300. PM

    GC: oh yessah massa, I will stand next to your penis
    DH: well open wide.

  301. Kelvin Hargrove

    My Thumbs bigger than Your Thumb.

  302. AIESCHARYA

    I love yoy KITT

  303. Shane

    The 80’s say – “Up Yours!”

  304. Peter

    Your Myspace is SOO GAY

  305. BIG WALT

    WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KNIGHT RIDER?!

  306. matt

    Congratulation on your gay thread

  307. Mark Burgin

    Congratulations on your stupid thread Mark!

  308. Canadia99

    Forget the leather, forget the shortie- the only thing COOL AND BLACK here is the goddamn car…..

  309. Kyle

    See you in your dreams!!

  310. Pritam Pebam

    coz street hawk was better……………………..

  311. Robert

    Alright, that’s not working, let’s get the black kid out of the way.

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